The Emperor of Hell's Green Plum Pillow She Escaped Again

“Ah~~~!! Piao!!”

Hei Huomian quickly covered his mouth, picked up his sleepy younger brother with one hand and ran out the door.

"what happened?"

Bai Shuiru just opened the door and wiped her wet hair with a bath towel, her eyes following the man cowering behind her.

It’s so late, and you’re still playing “Eagle Catches Chicken”?

"He, he's here again!"

Bai Shuiru followed the direction of Hei Huomian's finger and looked at the tall and thin man who was kneeling on one knee respectfully on the ground in front of her, holding some documents in his hands.

This is not the floating bird that appeared just now.

He appeared when I was not around; did he want something from Heimian?

"Boss, does he want you to help him fulfill a wish so that he can be reborn peacefully?"

"Yes, yes, he wants to find a job."

Hei Huomian tremblingly patted his younger brother in his arms, who was a little uneasy after waking up. He hunched his body slightly, still shrinking behind Bai Shuiru.

"He's a good ghost who works hard and strives for progress!" Bai Shuiru nodded approvingly.

"You want to hand in your resume, right? Please give it to me."

Bai Shuiru took two steps forward and was about to reach out to take the resume, but the corner of his T-shirt was pulled by Hei Huomian again. The fabric was pulled, slowly revealing his round shoulders that were white and pink after the hot water bath.

Thinking of the truffle ice cream sprinkled with gold foil, the little girl held back her temper and coaxed:

"Don't be afraid! Boss, I'll protect you! Besides, the Piao family has no ill intentions."

The boss is afraid of ghosts, and I happen to be able to drive them away. This is a good bargaining chip for getting a stable job!

So, the tall and thin man took small steps towards Bai Shuiru.

Bai Shuiru dragged a large and a small load behind her and moved forward. She finally touched the resume with her fingers and just as she was pinching it, Hei Huomian grabbed her around the waist and quickly carried her back to the door.

The tall and thin Piao also retreated quickly at the same time, looking at the three people tremblingly.

Bai Shuiru made an "OK" gesture to the tall and thin ghost and said, "Don't worry, I'll show it to the boss later."

“Thank you…”, the tall and thin man stood up and saluted. After receiving the warning glare from Hei Huomian, he quickly swallowed the word “Underworld Emperor” and said, “Thank you, Mr. Hei.”

Hei Huomian held his younger brother in one hand, standing proudly, his majesty immediately filled his full potential, and waved at Apia.

"Please go back if you are alright."

Bai Shuiru used his resume to exchange Heihuowan with Heihuomian, put the glutinous rice ball on his bed, and did not forget to wave goodbye to the tall and thin Piao.

Bai Shuiru saw Hei Huomian sitting on the edge of the bed and coaxed the baby back to sleep, and reminded him worriedly:

"Remember to read Piao's resume. Don't let down Piao's enterprising spirit!"

"Go wash up quickly...wait, don't leave yet."

The boss spoke, and Bai Shuiru had no choice but to sit on a remote-controlled wooden horse and continue wiping her wet hair.

Listening to the man coaxing the baby back to sleep in his soft voice, Bai Shuiru yawned unconsciously.

When I was in the underworld, he liked to fall asleep holding me in the form of a brush, and he would tell me things that he would never tell anyone else.

In fact, I am lonely just like him...

Shui Ru, what are you thinking about? !

Bai Shuiru knocked his head.

Now that you have escaped and gained freedom, you must protect your freedom and live the life you want!

While Bai Shuiru was distracted, she heard the man lower his voice and say, "Let's go."

"Oh."

The little girl came to her senses, met the man's gaze, quickly stood up and followed the man, leaving Heihuowan's bedroom.

“How much time do you need to wash and groom yourself before going to work?”

Hei Huomian stood sideways in the aisle, his eyes sweeping with a hint of ridicule at the circle of coffee-colored viscous liquid on Bai Shuiru's light pink lips.

Heihuo Mian Group owns many high-end cosmetics brands and department store brands, so he has a rough idea of ​​the average time women spend on washing and dressing up every day.

However, the little girl's answer was beyond the man's expectations.

"I'll just blow dry my hair and I'll be done in no time."

The original body did not have much money to spend on dressing up; and Bai Shuiru's previous life was a brush, and she had been a sheep for five years, so naturally she did not develop the habit of dressing up exquisitely in terms of makeup and clothing.

"Okay." Hei Huomian raised his hand and pointed towards Bai Shuiru's bedroom.

"Boss, please wait for me for five minutes. No, three minutes, three minutes! I, I'll be done soon."

The little girl rushed into the bedroom at the speed of a sheep to avoid being shaved, and went straight to the bathroom.

In front of the dressing mirror, Bai Shuiru used a hair dryer to blow her long hair which had just been hastily half-wet with water.

I was just busy eating ice cream, luckily I didn't show up too much...

Ok? !

The little girl suddenly froze, her almond eyes widened as she leaned closer to the mirror to confirm that there was indeed a circle of chocolate sauce on her upper lip that had not been wiped off. She quickly washed it with water and brushed her teeth at the same time.

I actually forgot to wipe my mouth just now!

Will Heishanmian see it?

No, no, he was wearing sunglasses and the chocolate sauce was dark, he must not have seen it.

Don't scare yourself.

at the same time.

Hei Huomian sat down on the sofa in the small living room at the corner of the corridor and summoned the butler.

"Master."

Hei Huomian turned his head and looked at the middle-aged man who teleported beside him.

"Did Miss Bai go to eat ice cream just now?"

"Yes, she did. She brought four or five cans of ice cream into the bedroom."

"Four or five cans?"

Hei Huomian looked at the smartwatch on his wrist in shock.

So she was obsessed with ice cream for less than half an hour, so I was almost scared to death by ghosts before I rushed to "take up the post"? !

Hei Huomian closed his eyes, bit his lips, and held his forehead in silence.

It is really true that "you will suffer the consequences if you do evil".

The man caught his breath and nodded.

Who told me that I have been searching in the world for five years and still haven’t found anyone who looks more like a small brush than Bai Shuiru?

"Prepare more of Miss Bai's favorite things according to her preferences."

"Yes."

Who said your feet are on someone else's body?

If I don't coax her, what if she runs away like the little brush?

As the door opened and closed again, Bai Shuiru came to Hei Huomian holding a pillow and alpaca doll in one hand and a quilt in the other, and nodded to the two of them.

The housekeeper tactfully said goodbye and went downstairs.

Hei Huomian looked at the petite girl with long hair curled down to her waist, yawning constantly, and tears in her eyes, and asked himself again:

Will she be my little brush?

Bai Shuiru was wearing a loose ivory-white European-style retro palace silk nightgown that was nearly ankle-length, revealing her graceful swan neck, prominent collarbone, and a small patch of wheat-colored skin underneath.

Due to regular exercise and self-cultivation, she has a good figure, which makes her overall body curvy and muscular. She is healthy and energetic, completely different from the current popular white, thin and sickly figure.

Hei Huomian stopped his careful observation, stood up, took the quilt from Bai Shuiru's hand, led her into the study, and came to the conversation area opposite the desk.

There is a double sofa here. Considering Bai Shuiru's height, it is suitable for her to curl up a little.

"Then Miss Bai will have to sleep on the sofa for the time being."

"It's okay. This is much more comfortable than a sheepfold or a cave."

Bai Shuiru was not picky. She put down the pillow and doll, turned around, took the quilt from the other person and put it on the sofa.

"What?" Hei Huomian was slightly stunned.

In his investigation of Bai Shuiru, there was no information about her previous experience of living on ranches or in the deep mountains and forests.

"nothing."

Hei Huomian couldn't bear to watch her any longer. She turned her back to him, tidied the quilt and pillow, walked around the desk and sat down.

“If we can work together long-term, then maybe I can adjust my schedule…”.

Hei Huomian was the first to realize that there was something wrong with his plan and immediately interrupted him.

Bai Shuiru realized something was wrong and cleared her throat. "Oh, um, boss, get back to work. Otherwise, how are you going to support me?"

When Bai Shuiru realized that his wording was a little inappropriate and looked at his boss, the other party had already sat down to do his work and his scrutinizing eyes happened to fall on him.

No, no, no, Hei Shemian is wearing sunglasses, maybe he is looking at my alpaca doll.

Don't scare yourself.

"Oh, I mean, I won't sell out trade secrets."

The man was silent for two seconds. "Good night."

"Good night. Good night."

Bai Shuiru glanced at the man who was concentrating on checking computer data and typing on the keyboard, raised her eyebrows and shrugged her shoulders, lay down, covered herself with the quilt, turned over and fell asleep.

Who would have thought that such a calm and composed male leader of a business empire would be afraid of ghosts?

No no no, Baishuiru you can't be sexist!

After Hei Huomian reviewed the data reports submitted by various departments, he connected to the video conference screen and officially started the meeting.

The old servants who have followed Hei Huomian for so many years have either adjusted their own lifestyles according to their boss's lifestyle of sleeping during the day and working at night; or they are actually ghosts, and regardless of their high cultivation level, they are indeed more comfortable working at night than during the day.

"Chairman, last quarter, the net profits of the group's branches and subsidiaries were stable and rising, with an increase of... The overseas market grew 7% higher than expected..."

The subordinate who answered the call spoke slowly but was extremely steady in his actions, and was deeply trusted by Hei Huomian.

After finishing the business of the Mingxin Group, Hei Huomian looked at the scene of the Ten Kings of Hell attending the meeting for a moment, then he slowly asked about the government affairs of the underworld:

"How is the employment situation of the stranded souls these days?"

The souls retained in the underworld are wandering souls that are still obsessed and unwilling to reincarnate, or are still being punished for their sins and cannot reincarnate.

"Last quarter, there was also a steady increase, even up 5% from the same period last year, especially among those with higher education..."

The person in charge answered fluently and began to recite the data.

"good."

Hei Huomian's lips curved to the upper left, yet contained a subtle hint of coldness. His dark eyebrows, which could best reveal his emotions, were blocked because he usually wore sunglasses.

The senior executives present at the meeting suddenly became inexplicably nervous and looked at each other and communicated cautiously.

"Then how do you explain the wandering spirits surrounding my house?"

“Just the usual supporters marching to show their admiration for me?”

Hei Huomian picked up the resume at hand and threw it in front of the screen.

"I received a resume tonight, and it was handed to me by a wandering spirit."

"Why, didn't the spirit you sent to watch over me report to you?"

"That's right. How can someone who eats from his own side be content to only accept money from one family?"

Seeing that all the ten Yama Kings bowed their heads and kept silent, Hei Huomian continued:

"I said before that we should increase the employment rate of wandering souls, especially the livelihoods of the disabled, so as to prevent the souls from being sad and complaining, sneaking across the sea, causing trouble in the human world, or being instigated and used by restless forces. You all ignored me. Did you think I was asleep?!"

Everyone present/Yan Luo immediately became nervous. Just as he was about to explain in panic, he heard the sweet and soft cry of a little lamb.

Everyone/Yan Luo was stunned for a moment and looked at each other.

After a while, I heard Hei Huomian on the screen say seriously, "Continue."

Emperor Song of the Third Hall straightened his expression, thought about it and said slowly:

"According to your instructions, Emperor of the Underworld, we will implement the principle of 'I will not become a Buddha until hell is empty', and use the natural geographical and environmental advantages of the underworld to support the development of the film and television industry, especially using horror films as the main method to educate the human world. We have already connected with the human world department, and the film project has been established, cast, and publicity have made certain progress..."

"…As of yesterday, the total number of films, TV series, and online film and television works that have been approved for filing is…"

“Mee~mee!”

This time, the sound of the sheep echoed in the quiet and empty study, clear and soft, and definitely not the hallucination of the crowd/Yan Luo.

Hei Huomian turned the camera slightly to allow himself to be fully in the frame, then glared through his sunglasses at Bai Shuiru, who was sleeping sprawled on the sofa.

Is there anyone who can snore like a sheep?

He is truly a god!

Hei Huomian closed his eyes and pursed his lips unhappily, readjusted the camera, and raised his hand to signal the meeting to continue.

"...Taking into account the characteristics and sustainable development, the recent agricultural development in the remote areas of Huangquan..."

"Grass……".

"Fuck! Me!" The soft female voice suddenly raised its volume, it was a command to her lover when she was at the peak of her emotions.

This time, even the manager sitting at the end of the conference table could hear it clearly. Out of the camera's sight, where his own chairman could not see, a young girl was boldly extending a courtship invitation.

Hei Huomian slightly opened his eyes in surprise, and his handsome eyebrows and eyes under the sunglasses suddenly turned dark and quickly blended into the same color as the lenses.

On the other end of the video conference, everyone present looked at each other and gossiped excitedly:

So fucking bold!

Is this a person with sheep?

So the chairman likes this type?

Aaaaaaa! I like this type too! Rounding off, Hades is my husband!