Surprise! Traveling through the book and going to the countryside, eating melons and watching plays

After Liu Kang became a real manure sprayer, he ran home at the fastest speed in his life.

And the fighting birds in the sky also followed all the way.

Moreover, the shooting angles became more and more tricky, and no small holes were spared.

After running out of a shitty path, Liu Kang finally ran back home.

"Mom, mom, open the door quickly."

When he arrived at the door of his house, Liu Kang felt a little relieved.

Seeing that the door was closed, he began to knock on it anxiously, wanting to go in and take shelter, and at the same time clean off the stink bombs on his body.

Liu's mother, who was sleeping, heard Liu Kang's shrill wail and was so scared that she sat up.

She let out a long sigh and stroked her chest gently, thinking that the scream just now was a dream.

I didn't expect to hear it again. I thought to myself that something was wrong, so I immediately put on my clothes, pulled on my shoes, and rushed out the door.

As soon as I went out, a foul smell rushed straight into my nose.

The smell made Liu's mother feel nauseous and she ran to the door covering her nose.

Seeing that it was indeed his son's voice, he quickly opened the door.

"what……"

When Liu's mother saw a person wrapped in bird stuff trying to squeeze in, she screamed in fright.

Unexpectedly, the man covered her mouth with his hand, and all the feces on his body went into Liu's mother's mouth.

This time, Liu's mother couldn't bear it anymore and vomited.

"Mom, you're so disgusting."

Liu Kang was also disgusted and vomited continuously, while he was still disliking Liu's mother.

Liu's mother confirmed that it was her own stinky baby and quickly pulled him to the kitchen.

Because the birds outside are still dropping stink bombs.

The two of them entered the kitchen and quickly scooped the warm water from the pot into the basin, preparing to wash up.

When the birds saw the enemy running away, they thought it was a worthy trip.

The remaining stink bombs were evenly distributed on Liu Kang's house.

As a result, Liu Kang's house became a well-known Ge F-style building.

After dawn, the situation attracted the attention of villagers, and the reputation of the mother and son in the village also became delicate.

"Could it be that the Liu family has offended the gods up there? Otherwise, how could they be taken care of individually?"

Aunt Liu pointed to the sky with a look of respect on her face, her heart filled with awe. She had never seen such a strange phenomenon in her life.

"It's not the right time to talk about this now, but the Liu family only looks clean on the surface, but they are actually shady inside."

Aunt Pang and the Liu family are neighbors, so naturally they know more. Knowing these two is not a good thing.

"We're getting married in a few days, and now this has happened. Could it be a revelation? There must be something wrong with this marriage."

Aunt Zhang was very jealous that Liu Kang could find a girl from the city whose family was so well-off.

Now that this happened, they finally got the chance and started to cause trouble.

……

The villagers gathered around the Liu family courtyard, discussing the matter heatedly.

Liu's mother finally woke up. She came out lazily and felt like the sky was falling.

Although the Chang family was responsible for holding the wedding in the county, people from the village also had to come to their home to visit.

We can't entertain guests like this when the time comes. The repairs will cost a lot of money, Liu's mother frowned with concern.

"Aunt Liu, what happened to your family?"

When those who were curious saw Liu's mother coming out, they started shouting loudly.

After hearing this, everyone stopped guessing and stopped talking, wanting to see what Liu's mother had to say.

"It's nothing, the bird just pooped when it had nothing to do. I'll clean it up later."

"It's time to get to work now. Let's go. It would be bad if we waste time."

Seeing that all the villagers were gathered around to watch the joke, Liu's mother forced a smile on her face, said a few perfunctory words, and hurried back to the house to find Liu Kang.

"Son, hurry up and get up. The sky is falling. How can you still sleep?"

Liu's mother pushed the door open hurriedly, threw herself on the bed and began shaking Liu Kang.

"Mom, what are you doing?"

"You know it all."

Liu Kang was woken up and was very annoyed.

But after hearing what Liu's mother said, his momentum suddenly weakened.

On second thought, since I already know everything, I might as well ask me if there is any solution.

After all, the older she is, the wiser she is. Maybe she can come up with some good ideas.

"So, mother, do you have any good ideas?"

Liu Kang asked with anticipation, hoping to solve Zhao Fang's trouble.

"Well, I can only hire someone to renovate it, but it will cost money again."

When Liu's mother talked about this, she clenched her teeth and frowned.

I have already spent a lot of money on the wedding, and now I have to spend more money. My savings are almost gone.

"Mom, although your words don't express your meaning, your method is good."

Liu Kang clapped his hands vigorously, feeling extremely excited. This was a great idea. Why hadn't he thought of using money before?

"Mom, give me fifty dollars. It will be very useful to me."

Liu Kang, feeling happy again, simply spread out his palms.

"Why do you want money again, son? You can't ask for less. You've given Chang Ailan a lot, and our family's savings are almost empty."

Liu's mother was heartbroken, but she also knew that the money had to be spent, so she thought about negotiating it, trying to spend as little as possible.

"Mom, stop talking nonsense and give me money. I still have to go to school."

Liu Kang put on his clothes quickly and urged them to do it without any discussion.

Liu's mother had no choice but to go back into the house, carefully remove a brick from the wall, and take out a small cloth bag.

After taking out the money from the bank, he carefully counted out the thirty yuan and then took out another ten yuan with determination.

"Son, spend less."

Liu's mother looked at the money in her hand fiercely, turned her face away and handed the money over.

When Liu Kang took the money, his mother held it tightly and was really reluctant to part with it.

Unfortunately, after struggling for a long time, he was finally dragged away by Liu Kang.

"Mom, why is there only 40 yuan? Don't do this next time."

Liu Kang took the money and counted it first. He knew Liu's mother's character very well.

As he expected, he was ten dollars short.

But after thinking about it, he decided to give up. He couldn't bear to give Zhao Fang so much money anyway.

When Liu's mother heard this, she smiled happily. This trick really worked and saved another ten dollars.

"Mom, I'm leaving first!"

Liu Kang put the money in his pocket and hurried out.

When I saw the scene outside, I paused, feeling inexplicably guilty.

But I didn't ask more questions, otherwise I would have to listen to Liu's mother's nagging again.

I got back to school smoothly, but was late as expected.

But fortunately, I don’t have his class, which is a blessing in disguise.

"I always feel a bad smell today. Could it be that a bird pooped in our office yesterday?"

Wang Juan covered her mouth and nose with a handkerchief and spoke in a muffled voice because she was choking and couldn't breathe.

"Luckily I caught a cold and escaped."

Qi Tian was quite happy. He finally reaped the benefits of catching a cold. The suffering he had endured over the years was not in vain.

Liu Kang, who was smoked like a stink bomb, wished he could embed himself into the wall.

When he heard the conversation, he buried his head completely in the book and didn't dare to look up at all.

Although I applied soap several times and changed the water three times last night, I didn't stop until the tank was empty.

But the stench was so overbearing that it seemed to penetrate deep into my bones.

Liu Kang shuddered when he thought of this. He thought that this stench would not always accompany him.

It’s okay, it’s okay, it’s okay, it won’t be like this.

After shouting and screaming in his heart countless times, Liu Kang finally calmed down in a self-deceiving way.

Lin Ru was so annoyed that she didn't even go into the classroom. Instead, she watched the children play on the playground.

After the school principal Liu discussed it with the village chief, the school specially cleaned up a classroom to take care of the children.

Now, Lin Ru’s class was much quieter and the students were more focused.

Her teaching and educating mission is progressing steadily and everything is going well.

I haven't received a letter from Li Muchen for a long time. I don't know whether he has given up or is on a mission.

Although I say that I don't care, but when I think about it, I still feel a little sad. What's going on?

After feeling sad for a while, the bell for class rang.

Lin Ru calmed down and quickly took her books and went into the classroom.

I don’t know whether Liu Kang ate shit or fell into a manure pit, why is it so smelly?

Although the original flavor is restored, it is really suffocating!

Liu Kang finally waited until school was over and hurried to the agreed grove.

He looked around, left and right, fearing that Zhao Fang would stand him up.

Fortunately, when he was about to give up, he saw Zhao Fang coming late and hurried to meet her.