Surprise! Traveling through the book and going to the countryside, eating melons and watching plays
Chapter 148 The man's dignity is completely gone
The tall and the short felt a little disappointed when they saw Lin Ru leaving, but they soon cheered up and went back to the village.
Because they suddenly thought that if they went back dressed like this, they would become the focus of everyone. This experience alone would be enough to brag about for several months.
Lin Ru wanted to eat grilled pork chops, braised pork elbows, and braised pig's trotters. She never had the chance before, but now that she had ready-made meat, she would go back and show off like crazy.
"Lin Ru, we have to hand over this meat to the team when we get back. It's a loss just thinking about it."
Zhao Fang regained her former liveliness and looked at the oversized wild boar, feeling both happy and melancholy.
Lin Ru's mouth was watering as he was thinking about how to eat the wild boar. Suddenly, he heard these words and braked the sled with a click.
Zhao Fang supported himself with his arms, looking thoughtful, but was caught off guard and flew out, falling on the snow in front of him.
"Ah, what do you mean, doesn't it belong to whoever hits it?"
After stopping, Lin Ru turned around and asked Zhao Fang anxiously. This was the most urgent matter, which was related to her appetite.
But the person who had just spoken disappeared in just a moment. Lin Ru hurriedly checked the sled from top to bottom and left to right, and even lifted the sled to take a look.
But still couldn't find anyone. Lin Ru shouted loudly and looked up at the tree, but didn't look at where Zhao Fang was.
Zhao Fang speechlessly spat out the snow water in his mouth, climbed up quickly, checked to see if there was anything wrong, brushed off the remaining snow on his body, and calmly sat back on the sled.
"Hey, where did you come from? Can you escape underground?"
When Lin Ru turned around, she was immediately startled and jumped up, full of curiosity about Zhao Fang's sudden appearance.
There finally came a time when Zhao Fang didn't want to talk. She really couldn't understand why some people were as smart as a torch one moment and as stupid as a pig the next.
"Of course you can keep small prey for yourself, but the big ones have to be handed over to the village for distribution. However, we two can get a bigger share of what we kill."
Zhao Fang didn't want to mention the embarrassing thing that happened just now, so she quickly changed the subject. Sure enough, when Lin Ru heard it, he immediately forgot about what happened just now and turned to be concerned about the distribution of wild boars.
"But I've already planned how to eat it. Oh, forget it, I'll just hand it in."
This wild boar makes too much noise and is difficult to hide, so it is better to hand it over as a favor. I can secretly kill another one next time when I have the chance. Then I can directly collect the space and keep it for later consumption.
Lin Ru's enthusiasm suddenly dropped, and he walked back to the village on the sled.
Zhao Fang learned his lesson this time. He held the handle in front of him tightly, not daring to relax at all. He looked at the village getting closer and closer, with joy in his heart.
After so many years in the countryside, there has never been a moment when I am more eager to return to the village and the educated youth work site than now.
Finally reaching the foot of the mountain, Lin Ru looked at the wild boar reluctantly, sighed cruelly, and prepared to pull the pig to the village chief's house.
Zhao Fang didn't wait for Lin Ru to stop the sled, he just jumped off the sled.
Standing on the solid land and looking at the mountain village with smoke rising from chimneys, the dilapidated houses all look much cuter and more warm.
Although I didn't dare to cry out loud for fear of embarrassment, my heart was already washed over several times.
This trip was really not easy. Next time I go out with Lin Ru, I must check the almanac and choose a good day to go, otherwise it will be fatal.
When the two entered the village, some playing children saw them. Just as they were about to come up to wish them a happy new year, they saw a big black wild boar behind the sled.
"Ah, there are wild boars."
The children had never seen such a ferocious wild boar before. The moment they saw it, they screamed and ran away in all directions. However, there was one exception, Maodan.
It’s not because Maodan is so brave, but because he really can’t run.
Maodan is at the stage where he has just been able to control his urine. He feels very proud of himself every day and thinks he has grown up.
I didn't want to just take a look at the wild boar, and then hot and wet liquid began to flow uncontrollably.
After realizing that he had wet his pants again, he quickly clamped his trouser legs together to cover it up.
But I forgot that it was a snowy winter. Even when I exhaled hot air, I could see white mist rising, let alone the warm N.
So after the liquid came out, Maodan seemed to have walked into a fairyland. White mist surrounded his legs and slowly spread outwards, accompanied by a unique smell of S.
The snow under his feet also melted quietly and turned into a pool of yellow water.
Although he tightened his legs in an attempt to cover up his mistake, it did not stop everyone from knowing that he had N pants.
Maodan was feeling ashamed and scared at this moment, and felt extremely wronged, but he didn't dare to cry for fear of freezing his face.
Last time I fell into a snow pile and cried outside. My face hurt for a while before it healed.
Feeling that the hot and wet liquid was no longer flowing down, he wanted to run away from this place that made him sad and scared.
Unfortunately, the cotton pants on my legs were too stiff and my shoes were stuck to the ground and couldn't be pulled out.
Maodan just stood there alone, staring into the ferocious pig's head, his eyes filled with tears but he didn't dare to cry. The corners of his mouth almost drooped to his neck. Despite his young age, the expression on his face was extremely complicated.
Lin Ru was speechless. She watched the children running and shouting, but she didn't pay much attention to them. She continued to pull the sled forward.
But in the blink of an eye, he saw Xiao Maodan standing there alone, and he immediately sighed in his heart that there was still a useful person, and not all of them were cowards.
Just as he was about to go up and say a few words of praise, he saw Goudan running back in a hurry, holding Maodan under his armpit, and started running back.
While running, they kept glancing back, fearing that the wild boar would get up and chase them.
Lin Ru silently put down his raised hand. It seemed that Maodan would not be able to enjoy this pat on the head.
Everyone ran away, and Lin Ru continued to move forward. However, before he had taken a few steps, he saw a large group of men and women, young and old, coming towards him with hoes, sickles, kitchen knives and sticks in their hands and looking aggressive.
And it's not just the people in front of him, there are also endless streams of people, armed with weapons, rushing from all directions towards where Lin Ru is.
The momentum was even bigger and more ferocious than a gang fight. Even though Lin Ru possessed supernatural powers, he couldn't help but take a few steps back until his legs hit the sled and he stopped.
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