The strongest nine thousand years old

Chen Dong was looking forward to the path of martial arts, but Yan Yunzheng's words poured a bucket of cold water on his head.

"Your Majesty, are you putting a curse on the Queen?" Chen Dong asked subconsciously.

Yan Yunzheng's fair face showed a hint of murderous intent, "I want to know if the Yuwen family is planning a rebellion!"

Chen Dong took a breath of cold air.

Treason is a serious crime punishable by the death of nine generations of the clan!

He didn't want to survive for three years and then suddenly fall into trouble.

"Your Majesty, although I know a little about medicine, I am not very proficient in the art of poisoning." Chen Dong evaded.

Yan Yunzheng snorted coldly, "Not proficient? Fine, then go and die. I don't keep useless people around me."

Chen Dong: "..."

"Of course, it is my duty to share your majesty's worries. After much thought, I came up with a solution." In order to save his life, Chen Dong had to compromise.

Yan Yunzheng raised his chin slightly, revealing a proud look, "Tell me about it."

"As far as I know, people tend to speak the truth when their emotions are volatile," said Chen Dong.

"Dramatic emotion fluctuations?" Yan Yunzheng looked at Chen Dong with suspicion.

Chen Dong glanced at Yan Yunzheng's face and said, "For example, when you are extremely angry, extremely scared, or... extremely happy."

Yan Yunzheng's cheeks flushed, and he glared at Chen Dong fiercely, "You dog slave, you can't spit out ivory from a dog's mouth!"

Chen Dong said with a wronged look on his face: "I am just trying to help your majesty."

"Go now!" Yan Yunzheng scolded. She knew that Chen Dong, the fake eunuch, had long coveted Yu Wenrou, and Yu Wenrou had long been aroused. The two of them were attracted to each other, and Yu Wenrou would definitely tell Chen Dong everything under his beating.

Chen Dong smiled and made a gesture of invitation, "Your Majesty, please go first."

Yan Yunzheng was upset. She felt even worse when she thought about watching the two of them perform a live sex scene in front of her.

Yan Yunzheng pushed open the bedroom door angrily.

But Yuwenrou had already put on her clothes.

At this moment, the four people in the bedroom looked at each other in silence, and the atmosphere became extremely awkward.

"Your Majesty, the good times are short, so let's not get too fancy." Yuwen Rou had already thrown the silk on the ground, and it was clear that she didn't want to cover her face anymore.

But if she didn't cover her face, wouldn't Yan Yunzheng be exposed?

Yan Yunzheng was at a loss for a moment and looked to Chen Dong for help.

Of course Chen Dong didn't want to give up. Yu Wenrou's beautiful piece of meat was right in front of him. Wouldn't it be against the will of heaven if he didn't eat it?

Definitely not face to face.

Isn't it still facing the back? At most, the old man will work harder and push the cart more.

Chen Dong winked at Yan Yunzheng, indicating that it was okay.

Yan Yunzheng breathed a sigh of relief, "Xiao Tao, you go out first."

Xiaotao bowed and wanted to take Chen Dong out.

Yan Yunzheng broke out in a cold sweat. If Chen Dong was dragged out, wouldn't she and the Queen have to have a meaningless talk?

"Hehe, Xiaodongzi, please stay." Yan Yunzheng said.

Yu Wenrou said dissatisfiedly: "Your Majesty, if we delay any longer it will be dawn. Let Xiao Dongzi and Xiao Tao wait outside, and call them if there is anything."

Yuwen Rou was already feeling dissatisfied and reached out to grab Yan Yunzheng.

Yan Yunzheng suddenly panicked. If Yuwenrou's chest-grabbing dragon claw fell, she would be finished.

At the critical moment, Chen Dong stood in front of Yan Yunzheng and blocked Yuwen Rou's clutches.

Chen Dong said with a heavy face: "Your Majesty, please go back first. His Majesty needs to deal with urgent military information."

Although he wanted to have a romantic moment with Yuwen Rou, Yuwen Rou had already taken off the silk and was about to drive him out. As Yan Yunzheng's substitute, he lost the opportunity to go deep into the enemy's territory.

There is ample time.

Yan Yunzheng pretended to be annoyed and said, "The people below are really not very perceptive and have ruined my mood. Queen, please go back first and come to sleep with me tomorrow."

Yu Wenrou frowned slightly, a hint of doubt flashed in her eyes. His Majesty had intended to have her serve him in bed just now, so why did he change his mind when he wanted to kick Xiao Dongzi out? What kind of magic potion did this Xiao Dongzi give His Majesty?

"Queen, you go back first." Yan Yunzheng said in a stern tone.

Yuwen Rou's eyes swept between Yan Yunzheng and Chen Dong. Even if she was beaten to death, she would never agree to this. The emperor in front of her was a woman, and the little eunuch in front of her was not a real eunuch.

Although she was helpless, Yuwen Rou had to give up and left Yan Yunzheng's bedroom with Xiao Tao.

The scent of Yu Wenrou still lingered in the bedroom. Chen Dong couldn't help but sniff and secretly said what a pity. The duck in his mouth flew away just like that.

Yan Yunzheng sat on the bed and said unhappily, "This queen, she really scared me to death!"

"The Queen must be feeling lonely and unbearable. It's understandable," said Chen Dong.

"If I don't make her subdue the enemy, I won't be able to find out what the Yuwen family is doing!" Yan Yunzheng felt a little regretful.

Chen Dong said, "Your Majesty, I just realized that the most important thing now is not to find out the situation of the Yuwen family, but to select a suitable general to lead the northern border."

"After General Chen's death, the Northern Territory is leaderless. If Your Majesty is afraid of the power of the Yuwen Family, you must push forward a figure who can compete with the Yuwen Family and take charge of the Northern Territory. I think General Xiao Li is a good choice. And the bargaining chip to win over the Xiao Family is Concubine Xiao."

"So, I think that the first person your majesty should sleep with should be Concubine Xiao, not the queen. Concubine Xiao and the queen are competing for favor, and the Xiao family and the Yuwen family will naturally not stand on the same side. Your majesty can just sit back and watch the fight."

Yan Yunzheng's eyes suddenly lit up, and he slapped Chen Dong hard, "Good job, little eunuch, you have some skills!"

"I am only thinking about Your Majesty." Chen Dong looked loyal.

He would never tell Yan Yunzheng that he had long been coveting Concubine Xiao Yourong.

If Yuwen Rou is a beautiful girl from a small family, then Xiao Yourong is a lady from a noble family, really very great.

When she put on that palace dress, a pair of big white rabbits would jump out.

By the way, in addition to Concubine Xiao, there is also Concubine Li, and Concubine Wang... There are three thousand beauties in the harem, each one is a beauty.

Chen Dong couldn't help but feel excited when he thought about becoming Yan Yunzheng's substitute and doing things with those ladies that all women love to do.

"What dirty things are you thinking about? Wipe your saliva quickly." Yan Yunzheng said with a look of disgust.

"Your Majesty, it's late at night, why don't you let me take you to bed?" Chen Dong said with a smile. He almost forgot that the emperor in front of him was also a woman.

Yan Yunzheng saw the obscene smile on his face, how could she not know what he was up to? If this little eunuch was not still useful, she would have stabbed him with a sword long ago.

"Get out!" Yan Yunzheng said unhappily.

“Don’t be embarrassed, Your Majesty. My skills are first-rate and I will definitely do a good job.” Chen Dong stretched out his hands towards Yan Yunzheng.