Eating big melon is so refreshing

On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, the Lantern Festival, an imperial edict was issued from the court, like a bolt from the blue that blew a certain fat boy up into the sky, and then he fell heavily and made a big hole, and he couldn't get up for a long time.

The wise and powerful emperor actually issued an imperial decree that from this year onwards, all candidates who applied for the Xuanwu Guard, regardless of gender, must have the qualifications of a scholar.

Do you understand what I mean? Women also had to take the imperial examinations, but the difference was that men took the examinations in the call room, while women took the examinations in the examination room with the invigilator. Men who passed the provincial examinations were called tongsheng, and men who passed the academician examinations were called xiucai.

Damn it! Men who pass the examination for a scholar can have their 20 mu of land tax exempted, and also have a quota for exemption from corvée. Women can only get three titles: the same county examination, the same prefecture examination, and the same academy examination, and they can't get any benefits. Only those who get these three tokens and are before the age of 18 are eligible to apply for the Xuanwu Guard.

Damn it! Since it is the same exam, why do you have to be so double-standard? The pressure of taking the exam under the examiner's nose is already great! There is not even a single benefit!

Young Master Mingyue was trying to comfort the angry little Fatty. At this time, Xiao Qiulin, his younger brother, disappeared without a trace.

In full view of everyone, Xiao Chunya pressed the precious Mingyue Gongzi to the ground and rubbed him. Luo Xiaopang couldn't dodge in time and was caught to form a pair.

"Ouch, it hurts! The fat man's face is disfigured." Fatty Luo sat on the ground and cried out, looking somewhat miserable, but in fact, it was just a minor skin injury.

Xiao Chunya couldn't help rolling her eyes and yelled, "I hit your butt, not your face. Is your face on your butt?"

A few people watching from afar couldn't help laughing secretly, and their shoulders were shaking like they were having epilepsy.

Fat Luo burst into tears, his face full of accusations, "My grandfather never hits me, but you like to hit me. You hit me and didn't let me cry out in pain. You are not a good fat boy. I won't play with you anymore."

Xiao Chunya's anger had mostly subsided. In the entire county, only Luo Xiaopang weighed about the same as herself. He had come all the way to Qinghe County to study with her. This was a loyal and righteous little fat boy, and she couldn't let him down.

"I'm not good at losing my temper. Come on, just hit me twice, and I will never fight back."

"Can I hit you in the face?"

"No, I'm a girl and I'm going to rely on this face to make a living in the future, you can't hit my face." Xiao Chunya protected her face with both hands, looking generous and willing to sacrifice, "Come on!"

Luo Xiaopang said sincerely, "Other girls rely on their faces to make a living, but they think you can just rely on your fists. If any girl doesn't listen to you, just press her to the ground and rub her hard."

Just as Xiao Chunya let go, Luo Xiaopang suddenly threw a punch straight at her face. Before Xiao Chunya could think, her body reacted instinctively, quickly dodging to the side and stretching out a foot to hook it hard.

There was a muffled "bang" and Luo Xiaopang was caught off guard and fell heavily to the ground. "You clearly said you wouldn't fight back!" Luo Xiaopang shouted aggrievedly as he got up from the ground.

Xiao Chunya blinked, smiled mischievously, and said, "But I didn't use my hands, I just used my feet."

"You...you have no moral principles!" Fat Luo was so angry that his face turned red and tears welled up in his eyes.

"Oh, haven't you heard a saying? Only women and villains are difficult to raise. I am both a woman and a villain, so how can I talk about martial ethics?" Xiao Chunya said with a grin.

This really irritated Luo Xiaopang, and he burst into tears. Seeing Luo Xiaopang crying so sadly, Xiao Chunya realized that she had gone too far. She hurriedly stepped forward, gently took Luo Xiaopang's hand, and comforted him in a kind voice, "Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I was just joking with you, don't be angry..."

After some efforts, Xiao Chunya finally coaxed Luo Xiaopang into laughing. In the end, the two friends held hands and reconciled.

"Alas, life is hard." Chen Zilan and Feng Susu's goal is also to become Xuanwu Guard. Although they have good handwriting, they are not geniuses with photographic memory. They are a little nervous about taking the county exam, let alone the college exam!

"I have only heard of Tong Jinshi before..."

As soon as Chen Zichuan opened his mouth, he was immediately covered by his sister's mouth. His bad mouth doesn't work for good but works for bad.

Afternoon

The imperial edict arrived long after, which was another bolt from the blue. Most of the male students present had a mental breakdown and fainted on the spot.

His Majesty the Emperor feels that most of the candidates today are lazy, do not know the difference between grains, have no courage and determination, so he requires that these candidates must meet the following conditions before they can take part in the county examination.

First, the strength reaches 110 kilograms.

Second, you have to hit the bull's eye with seven out of ten shots out of a hundred paces.

Third, one must participate in hunting activities organized by the government at least three times, cannot get nothing, and cannot cheat.

To take the provincial examination, your strength must reach 120 kilograms, and to take the academy examination, your strength must reach 130 kilograms!

Haha, during the test on the first day of school, Xiao Chunya discovered that the students in Class A, Class B, and Class C were all weaklings. Even though they were already sixteen or seventeen years old and had already been awarded the title of Tongsheng, their strength test results were barely over 100 pounds, and they staggered when running.

Going into the mountains to hunt with such a physique? Whether he can climb up the mountain is another question!

The girls' school in the county school was temporarily cancelled, and the county magistrate encouraged women to take part in the imperial examinations. As long as they obtained the title of female scholar in the same academy, they could open a class and become female teachers.

According to the laws of the Daye Dynasty, ordinary women could not inherit land. Their dowries could include shops and silver, but not an inch of land.

Female scholars could not reduce their family’s land tax, but they could have a quota for exemption from corvee labor, which they could give to their husbands or sons.

As long as a woman can pass the imperial examination and become a scholar, she can also build a memorial archway in the village, which is actually a way to bring honor to the family.

"Female teacher?"

"Is the baby jealous?"

"Not at all. I know I have a bad temper. When I'm angry, I want to hit people. With a temper like that, I can't be a teacher at all."

Xiao Chunya said, "I would rather go up the mountain to deal with wild boars than give a lecture to a bunch of idiots."

Phew, you are the one who is being disdainful now, why do you sound so disgusted when you say it?

"Brother Jing, how is your level of refining the "Power Pill"?"

“It’s a small improvement.”

"Don't be so modest, kid. I think your level has improved a lot. It should be higher than mine."

Xiao Chunya asked again, "Brother, this should be the authentic one, right?"

"Yes," Xiao Qiu, who was very frugal with words, said only one word. He took a quick glance and judged that Jing'er had a talent as a pharmacist. It depended on which path he would take in the future.

"Sure enough, as I saw in the melon, Jing Geer eventually became an outstanding pharmacist, and Zhaojia Village became famous all over the world!"