Eating big melon is so refreshing

I seemed to still hear the sound of firecrackers on New Year’s Eve yesterday. When I opened my eyes today, it was already the fifteenth day of the first lunar month. After eating the rice dumplings, I will go to the county school to register tomorrow, and my student life will begin.

I can no longer sleep in or let myself go. The only consolation is that I have red pandas to pet, otherwise it would not be worth it.

"You can't be a poor student. There is no nine-year compulsory education here, let alone technical schools. Being a poor student will only waste time and money."

"I can't be a top student. The one that sticks out gets shot. I'm such a fat bird, so I'm sure I'll hit it. The golden mean, I decided to be an average student who's neither good nor bad."

Zhao Nan, who was separated by three big titles, heard Xiao Chunya's inner voice. So this is how the doctrine of the mean is explained? The coffin lid of a certain teacher can't hold him down, and he is about to jump out from inside and hit someone.

Xiao Chunya also sang a modified version of the song "Blow Up the School" that made everyone who heard it feel dizzy.

the sun shines

flowers smile at me

The bird said, "Good morning, good morning!"

Why do you carry explosives?

I'm going to bomb the school

The teacher doesn't know

Pull the line and I'll run

The school disappeared with a bang.

With a chuckle, Zhao Nan's son Zhao Gan couldn't help laughing. His fat niece was just naughty. Look how happily she sang the song.

Zhao Nan was also happy. Children should be lively, but his grandson was a little dull. To put it nicely, he was steady, but to put it bluntly, he was boring.

"Father, I used to hear Xiaochun'er's voice within a three-mile radius. This distance must be at least four miles."

"Now Xiaochun'er's voice can be heard within five miles." Zhao Nan said thoughtfully, "Could it be that Xiaochun'er's power has increased, so the range is farther."

"It's possible." Zhao Gan said, "Anyway, this is a good thing." He worked while talking. To be honest, he always felt that it was a waste for his mother's good skills to remain in the village. However, his family had few people and they had enough food and clothing just by guarding their land and orchard.

Although the food shop has a small storefront, it has to prepare a lot of things. Zhao Gan was worried about the old man running the shop alone, but he himself did not have that much time to stay with the old man, so he asked his brother-in-law to come and help.

This unfortunate and miserable brother-in-law is already eighteen years old and has no intention of getting married. His father-in-law and mother-in-law have never liked this guy recently. They always feel that this guy has studied for so many years that his eyes have grown to his forehead. He is not a stunningly handsome man, so there is no point in being picky. It's good enough that someone is willing to marry you with your weak figure.

Zhao Erlang and Jiang, whose faces were also disheveled, looked at the fat girl with some concerns. They wanted to blow up the school before she even started school. This idea was too dangerous.

Don’t think that they don’t know that the fat girl likes to make some weird things. The explosive fishing rod that flew into the air during the New Year was made by his fat girl. The explosive fishing rods made by others couldn’t fly.

"It's getting late, hurry up and get in the car."

The dessert shop is about six miles away from the county school. Zhao Erlang never thought of walking there. He doesn't know how to use light skills, as these two kids are good at it. He can't catch up with them. He also has to save his face, okay?

Xiao Chunya and Xiao Qiulin climbed into the car, and Jiang told the two little ones to behave themselves. Zhao Wulang also sat in the front of the car happily. If his nephew was not still young, he would not need to sit in the car.

Bells were jingling and the mule-drawn carriage was running on the street at a moderate speed. In less than ten minutes, it arrived at the gate of the county school.

Xiao Chunya saw the newly renovated blue brick and tile house. She also knew that the money was donated by Master Mingyue, proving that he was stupid and had a lot of money.

The county school is divided into four classes: A, B, C, and D. The students in Class A are those who have already taken the county examination or obtained a degree. Class B is for students who have a certain foundation in studying the Four Books and the Five Classics. Class C is for students who have completed enlightenment and are starting to study the Four Books. Class D is for little kids who know nothing.

"Xiao Chunzi, Xiao Qiuzi." When Fat Luo saw the two of them coming, he ran over from the crowd happily.

"Luo Xiaopang, you're here so early?" Xiao Chunya was a little surprised when she saw the huge crowds of people in the open space. "Why are there so many people signing up this year?"

"Today we can test our strength for free, and many people are here to join in the fun." Luo Xiaopang said, "You need to take an exam to enter the county school, you can't just enter if you want to."

So that's how it is, Xiao Chunya complained in her heart, in addition to the free strength test, many people probably came to inquire about the tuition. The tuition of the county school is 20% higher than that of other schools outside, and one must pay half a year's tuition each time. But if one studies well, the rewards are also quite generous.

"Luo Xiaopang, have you tested your strength?"

"I measured it, 97 pounds." Fatty Luo grinned.

, saying "I heard from the examiner that as long as you are over 95 catties, you will pass, so I passed."

"Where to test?"

With the guidance of Luo Xiaopang, Xiao Chunya and Xiao Qiulin knew the registration process. They first went to test their strength to get a card, and then took the card to another place to queue up. When there were twenty people, they could go in for an interview. If the interview was successful, they could enter the information and the registration was completed.

Following behind the long line, most of the children testing their strength are boys. A few of them look familiar. Oh, isn’t this the calico cat from the same alley?

No, it’s Miao Sanhua, a chubby and naughty boy, but he was actually named Sanhua. His grandfather was probably an old wine drinker who knew Sanhua wine. It could also be a calico cat!

"65 pounds!"

"48 pounds!"

"61 pounds!"

Sighing and groaning, children around five or six years old basically have this strength, and very few can exceed 80.

"91 pounds!"

"Oh, what a pity!"

"Those who weigh more than 90 kilograms have three chances to be tested. Maybe we can wait for them to pass the test."

"Which one is it?" Little Chunya stretched her neck behind and was amused when she saw it. Isn't this a calico cat?

The team continued to move forward, and none of the numbers in the series weighed more than 70 kilograms. As expected, the threshold for tuition reduction was set quite high.

After a moment of trance, there were only two people left in front of Xiao Chunya. Those two weak kids did not perform exceptionally well. One weighed 50 kilograms and the other 49 kilograms. They were two very different people.

The examiner's eyes lit up. This chubby little girl had a rosy little face that looked like a little apple and was very cute.

Xiao Chunya imitated the actions of the person in front of her, walked into the strength testing instrument, clenched her right fist, and hit it hard. A "buzz" sounded!

"111 pounds!" The examiner was so excited that his voice almost broke. Everyone around was stunned, and their eyes were focused on Xiao Chunya. This little fat kid was so strong.

"What's your name, Fatty?"

"Zhao Chunya."

"age?"

“I’ll be five in April.”

That means she is not even five years old yet, and the examiner is even more excited, and little Chunya is worried that he will have a heart attack and faint.