Eating big melon is so refreshing

"Xiaochun'er, Xiaoqiu'er, drink an extra bowl of chicken soup to replenish your body. You've both lost weight."

The imperial examination was a torture. There was the lesson of Zhao Ming. On the day of the imperial examination, Zhao Ming fainted on the ground as soon as he left the gate of the Imperial Examination Hall. After he came back, he was sick for several days. Fortunately, he passed the exam when the results were announced, which scared Wan Zi who accompanied him.

The day the results were announced was a chaotic farce! Some people were ecstatic, dancing and laughing; some people were crying as if death had come. Some people even banged their heads against the wall, as if they wanted to relieve the pain in their hearts. On the other hand, some people looked calm, as if it had nothing to do with them, but turned around and jumped into the river without hesitation! Life is so varied and sad!

The brother and sister sat in the living room of Zhao Dong's house. They drank two bowls of chicken soup and collapsed comfortably in the chairs, not wanting to move.

Zhao Erlang comforted him, "You will only be eight years old next year. The main purpose of the county exam is to accumulate experience. Don't put pressure on yourself."

"I don't have any pressure, I just want to hit someone." Xiao Chunya said dryly, "The teacher took a bunch of college exam papers and asked us to practice questions every day. He also lied to us and said that these were questions for the provincial exam. I saw through it at a glance!"

Luo Xiaopang was almost broken down during the exams and cried for several times. Every time he finished an exam, his eyes became dull, as if he was possessed.

Chen Zichuan was under too much pressure, and his appetite increased day by day, and he was already becoming a little fat boy.

Chen Zilan and Feng Susu only hope to pass the county examination next year, and would rather take the prefectural examination again the year after, as they really cannot keep up with the pace.

Daqing and Luo Xiaomei had a holiday on the fifth day of the twelfth lunar month. Master Zhu told them that they would have to study for another three years before they would be eligible to take the county examination. Also, their bodies were not strong enough, so they had to exercise more in the next three years to avoid fainting in the Imperial Examination Hall.

Xiao Qiulin complained in his heart: How can this be the examination papers? This is clearly the provincial examination papers! Master Zhu took out these papers mainly to help Master Mingyue practice questions, and they were just there to help.

Zhao Erlang asked cautiously, "Master Zhu, do you mean that there is no problem with your county exam?"

"The teacher said that my handwriting was not good. The teacher also said that even though my handwriting was not good, as long as the answers were correct, the county magistrate had no reason to reject me."

Xiao Chunya looked a little depressed. "I have worked very hard on practicing calligraphy. It takes more time than practicing boxing, but the effect is worlds apart."

Zhao Erlang hugged his fat daughter distressedly and said, "I'm not picky, as long as I pass the exam and become a student."

"Not enough. Grandpa Guang said that he would tell me a big secret only if I passed the exam." Xiao Chunya wrinkled her nose. "If my brother and Master Mingyue both passed the exam and I was only a student, it would be very embarrassing and shameful."

Maybe it was because of her bad temper from practicing martial arts, Xiao Chunya wrote big characters, and she used too much force on the tip of the pen, sometimes tearing the rice paper. The iron pen and silver hook are originally very pleasing to the eye, but the problem is that her articles are too harsh, which will leave a shadow in the examiner's mind.

But Xiao Chunya was worrying too much. As long as her answers were correct and her essay was original, even if her writing was a piece of crap, not to mention the county magistrate, even the prefect would not dare to kick her out. Those people in the Xuanwu Society would not tolerate her!

Zhao Lei and Zhao Lei looked bitter on the side. Zhao Lei said, "Fatty, this puts a lot of pressure on us. We will also take the county exam next year. We just hope to pass it smoothly. We dare not think about anything else."

"I think about it day and night. After I pass the examination and become a scholar, I will lock up Master Zhu with a pile of test papers and make him dizzy looking at them! When I pass the examination and become a Xuanwu Guard, I will hold a small trumpet and sing loudly to Master Hou to let him know what explosion means. I will be willful this time!" Xiao Chunya put her hands on her hips and declared her wish with lofty ambitions on her face.

Everyone's faces changed drastically, and they secretly complained in their hearts: "It's so unlucky for the two teachers to have a student like you!" I'm afraid that a thick shadow has been cast in their hearts, and they will never dare to easily accept students in the future.

Zhao Erlang saw this and knew that this matter was serious. He made a prompt decision and decided to go to his brothers to discuss countermeasures and see how to apologize to the teachers. After all, his daughter was too tough!

Xiao Qiulin suddenly smiled evilly and said, "Sister, I think there is a song that suits you very well."

"What song?"

"A magically modified version of "Liang Liang"!"

"I haven't heard of it."

"I'll sing for you." Xiao Qiuer stood up from her chair, cleared her throat, and began to sing:

Everyone says you are too fat and full of fat.

My back looks like a wall, so it’s hard to wear anything.

It’s hard to find a partner, little girl.

They didn't lie, they were most afraid of you being around.

You are the most beautiful one out of the frame, and I ask for your understanding.

Move aside and block the sunlight.

In fact, you only eat whole grains.

Drinking cold water is nutritious.

Others only eat three times a day.

But you want to double it.

Xiao Chunya was successfully irritated and chased her brother from inside the house to outside, and from outside the house to the village. She grabbed a bamboo broom and chased her brother.

Xiao Qiulin tried his best to escape, but his lightness skill was almost the same as Fat Sister's. If he stopped for three seconds, he would be caught by Fat Sister, and the consequences would be disastrous.

Everyone in the yard stared at the script of the chase and escape in amazement. It seemed that there was a reason why Xiaoqiu'er was often beaten by Xiaochun'er. If I don't beat you for singing such a song, why would I keep you for the New Year?

Wan Zi suddenly chuckled and said, "You know what, the melody of this song is quite nice, but the lyrics are really annoying!"

Uncle Ku, who lived at the end of the village (formerly the head of the village), had just passed through the small gate and arrived at Zhao Nan's yard when he saw the brother and sister, one running in front and the other chasing behind. Xiaochun was murderous and Xiaoqiu seemed a little guilty. Are they doing this again?

When Xiaoqiu was about to hit the tree, he clapped his hands, cleverly used the force, jumped onto the branch, swung the branch hard, and flew ten meters away, creating some distance.

Xiaochun'er was hit in the face by the snow from the branches. She shivered from the cold. Her arrogance disappeared immediately and she cried in grievance.

Zhao Nan hurriedly brought Xiao Chuner into the house. There was nothing that couldn’t be solved by pastries. If one piece wasn’t enough, give him another one!

"What's going on?" Zhao Liu came out of the kitchen and took a plate of steamed cakes. "Why has Xiaochun lost so much weight?"

"My younger brother said I was too fat and my clothes didn't fit me, and he even made up a song to make fun of me." Xiao Chun'er had no time to cry because she had delicious food. Everything made by her third grandmother was delicious.

"Children should be fat, but our Chang Ge'er is too thin." Zhao Nandong sighed, why can't his grandson gain weight? Can he handle the imperial examination with this body?