Eating big melon is so refreshing

The fifteenth day of the first lunar month is also known as the Lantern Festival. Every household eats glutinous rice dumplings, and the Chinese New Year is celebrated after this day.

Guangning Town held a lively garden party. The atmosphere was warm and there were a variety of interesting competitions. These included fierce tug-of-war competitions, exciting chess competitions, ring-tossing competitions that required both skill and luck, and cockfighting competitions that were full of fun and challenges.

In fact, the workers had no interest in the garden party. Working one day less would mean losing thirty cents in income. However, it was the violent little fat guy who proposed the garden party, so they dared not say anything!

Just two days ago, the sun was shining brightly and the sky was cloudless. In the threshing ground, a strong man in the middle stage of Ming Jin was showing off his power and challenging the people around him. His thick muscles and ferocious expression were intimidating.

Xiao Chunya was just joining in the fun, but the sturdy man was too abominable and had a very dirty mouth. He was a man of great stature, but he was like a gossipy woman in the market, full of dirty words, which made people feel very disgusted.

With a muffled "bang", Xiao Chunya rushed towards the sturdy man at lightning speed, and then used her chubby little hands to lift the 360-pound sturdy man high above her head! Then, she completed a perfect -degree rotation at an astonishing speed, and then swung it violently, throwing the sturdy man out like a cannonball.

"Swoosh--" With a sharp sound of breaking through the air, the strong man streaked across the sky like a meteor and crashed straight into a big tree. There was only a crisp sound of "crack", the branch broke, and the strong man fell into the big pit under the tree with a "plop", raising a cloud of dust.

This scene stunned everyone present, they simply couldn't believe their eyes. Who would have thought that the chubby and cute little Chun Ya actually had such a strong explosive power, solidifying the title of violent little fat boy!

"Incorporate those sad-looking guys into the temporary patrol team to maintain law and order in the town, and give them 20 cents a day and 10 small dumplings. They work all day without a rest. Do they think they are robots?"

Xiao Chunya got angry when she saw those people with sad faces early in the morning. Guests came to the town to play, but instead of seizing the opportunity to make money, you started working and made the dust fly everywhere. Are you going to scare away all the guests?

After hearing the reprimand from the village chief, these simple men lowered their heads like frost-bitten eggplants and dared not say a word. When they learned that they could get 20 cents for completing a day's patrol, they smiled again. After all, for these villagers who were not well-off, 20 cents was not a small amount. So, they quickly put on patrol uniforms, held wooden sticks, and started the day's work in high spirits.

A bunch of idiots!

"Actually, I can participate in tug-of-war." Xiao Chunya was persuaded to stop as soon as she entered the arena. The other party said that seeing her would remind them of her great achievements, and they would become weak in the knees, so there would be no suspense about winning or losing.

"I can play flying chess." Xiao Chunya went to the big chessboard, but was also persuaded to leave. The fat girl would beat people if she lost a game of chess. Who would dare to beat her?

She has no chance to play the ring toss. You can hit the target with your arrows from a hundred paces away. If you go up to her to play the ring toss, you are just bullying the weak.

In the end, she could only hold the big rooster at home to fight with the big roosters of other houses. As a result, the big rooster of her family was not strong enough and was defeated.

"Try to take another step back! Do you believe that this fat man will stew you into chicken soup and drink it?" Xiao Chunya widened her eyes, put her hands on her hips, and said fiercely to the big rooster.

The big rooster seemed to understand what she said. It was so scared that it let out a miserable cry, flapped its wings and fled away desperately.

Because it was too panicked, it accidentally bumped into a tree trunk while running away, causing two chicken feathers to fall off its body and stick to Xiao Chunya's face.

Xiao Chunya is disheveled in the wind...

Zhao Wulang was laughing so hard that he was shaking with laughter, dancing, and even falling to the ground. His face was full of mockery and ridicule.

This was the first time he saw his chubby niece get humiliated! And she even tried to threaten a big rooster? This was really impressive!

The villagers who served as the temporary patrol team shrugged their shoulders and covered their mouths with their hands, trying not to laugh out loud. Their bodies trembled involuntarily, as if they would burst out laughing at any moment. So they could only speed up their pace and hurried away until they reached a place with fewer people, and then they finally laughed out loud. The laughter echoed in the air, as if it was going to drown the entire village.

The cockfighting of the little country boy has almost become a meme. Luo Xiaopang and Li Datou, who were bored at home, came again, eager to see the big rooster that fled from the battlefield.

"The rooster is in the pot. We can drink chicken soup tonight." Xiao Chunya was lying. She actually wanted to stew the rooster, but her grandparents didn't want to because there was only one rooster in the house.

"I heard that the army has returned victoriously. Who do you think will be the new ruler of Dongcang?"

"Tuteng Teng, I feel that no one other than him can sit in that position and that is not safe." Xiao Chunya added, "If it were me who went to war, I would kill the Lord of Dongcang. If one prince dies, there will be one left as the heir, and all the others will be killed."

"Why...why?" Li Datou swallowed his saliva and asked with some difficulty.

"What can war be for? Of course, it is for the greater and longer-term interests of the people of the country." Xiao Chunya said, "Tu Teng Teng was abandoned by his family since he was a child. He hates the so-called royal family members to the core. His country has also been made miserable by these royal relatives. Killing all the parasites will give the civilians a chance to breathe. They will be able to continue to live when they see hope."

"I thought you hated people from Dongcang Country?" Luo Xiaopang's expression was very interesting. He never expected Xiao Chunya to speak like this.

"I hate those ambitious bastards in Dongcang who want to dominate the world, not the helpless civilians. The ferocious beast of war often brings the most serious trauma to innocent people, while those rich and powerful people who live in luxury are unscathed, turning a blind eye to the suffering of the people, and even treating them as insignificant like grass, while they still live a life of luxury and debauchery." Xiao Chunya couldn't help but snorted coldly: "Aren't the common people human beings? Why should they bear disasters and pain?"

When the lurking spies from all sides heard Xiao Chunya's speech, their expressions became complicated. They sighed for a long time and then returned to silence.