Eating big melon is so refreshing

The literary master is named Zhu Shou, who is a fat man with a chubby figure. The martial master is named Hou Fei, who is a thin man with a bamboo figure. It is very interesting to read their names together: the pig is thin and the monkey is fat. But the pig is not thin and the monkey is not fat.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Daqing and Luo Xiaomei squeezed themselves into the classroom, which made Zhao Silang very envious. If his big tiger and little tiger were not too young, he would have put his two sons in school no matter what.

Xiaoqing, who is less than two years old and one and a half years older than Big Tiger and Little Tiger, said: Fourth Uncle, have you ever considered my feelings?

The teaching methods of Master Zhu and Master Hou are very flexible and varied, unlike those other rigid masters who only read from the textbook. Their teaching content is more vivid and interesting, making the students listen with great interest, as if they are in a wonderful world.

Not only that, Master Zhu and Master Hou also arrange some unique extracurricular training, which is both interesting and challenging, allowing students to improve their abilities unconsciously while having fun.

In comparison, the teachers in the county school are simply a bunch of old antiques. Their teaching methods are nothing new and so boring that they make people fall asleep.

It can be said that the teaching level of Master Zhu and Master Hou left the teachers of the county school far behind, almost as far as eight streets away!

Master Hou believed that talking about military strategy for a thousand days is not as good as actual combat for a moment, but before going up the mountain to hunt, one must have a strong physique, so he had to run circles every day, draw the bow and arrow, and practice climbing.

Master Zhu believed that civil and military skills should be combined and promote each other, so he chose to recite poems while running, calculate wind direction and speed when drawing the bow and shooting arrows, and when climbing, he would estimate the time and physical strength consumed, so as to fully apply what he had learned.

Students are full of energy and high morale every day. In such an environment, learning is twice as effective with half the effort and every day is fulfilling.

During the lunch break, Xiao Chunya was chewing on a honeydew melon and took out a melon from the melon-eating system to share with everyone.

"On the evening of the previous day, Master Niu and Master Ma went to a boat to drink without telling the tigress. Unexpectedly, the boat capsized. The others who fell into the water were able to climb up immediately, but Master Niu and Master Ma were floating in the river. After being rescued, they returned home and were beaten up by the tigress. The county magistrate thought they were not good people and ordered the headmaster to revoke their teaching qualifications. Their wives took away the valuables in the house, left a divorce letter and left together."

Divorcing a husband is definitely the greatest insult to a man. Mr. Niu and Mr. Ma care a lot about their reputation. Now that they have lost both their money and their jobs, I wonder if they can withstand this blow?

"This is the fifth one. Qiu Shangou was bitten to death by a poisonous snake, Master Zhao was stabbed by his enemy and became disabled, and Master Sun had both legs broken by a mad horse." Chen Zichuan took out a booklet and wrote it down, saying, "There are four other teachers in the county school who are not good people either. The previous female teacher worked hard but received little salary, and was even squeezed out by them."

"I remember her last name is Chen. Is she related to your Chen family?"

"We have the same great grandfather. According to seniority, she is our aunt." Chen Zilan said, "My aunt married into the Pan family and gave birth to children and served her parents-in-law for ten years, taking care of the housework. Finally, Qin Xianglian passed the imperial examination and abandoned his wife to marry the princess."

Qin Xianglian? Chen Shimei?

Xiao Chunya subconsciously asked, "Is your aunt called Chen Shimei?"

"how do you know?"

Chen Shimei was a woman? Qin Xianglian was a man? Qin Xianglian abandoned Chen Shimei?

Xiao Chunya instantly became a fossil in the wind. She felt as if there were ten thousand alpacas running in front of her. What time and space had she entered?

Feng Susu frowned slightly and said, "Two years ago, I heard that the princess of the Annan Palace threw a ball to recruit a husband and found a handsome man named Qin."

"it's him!"

"Your aunt's child is about the same age as us, right? Your ex-uncle must be around 25 or 26 years old, right?"

"Qin Xianglian is two years younger than my aunt. He is 22 years old, but he looks only 18 or 19. If he didn't have a good appearance, how could he have tricked the princess into marrying him?"

Tsk, Eighteen, who was standing aside gossiping, couldn't help laughing. He said, "The princess of Prince An's mansion is a playboy. She started keeping lovers at the age of fifteen. She uses candles, whips, and everything else. I wonder if this princess can live for three years?"

Chen Zichuan and his sister opened their mouths wide. Their previous resentment suddenly disappeared after they knew the truth. The scumbag and the evil woman, a perfect match!

"People in the capital really know how to have fun." Xiao Chunya laughed, then her face froze, and her inner voice suddenly rang out, "Ahhh! What's going on? Aren't grandma and Yang Juan sworn enemies? How did they become sisters? Grandpa is too rude. Yang Juan has been married to two men who are both 50 years old. How can grandpa bear to eat her?"

Xiao Qiulin's face was a little cold. The Zhao brothers next door were about to collapse. Zhao Silang's face was blue and red. He gritted his teeth and said, "Yang Juan and her daughter moved to the nunnery to build a house. It turns out that they were planning to take advantage of the old man!"

Zhao Erlang was very strong and calmed down in a short while. He said, "We are all out, and Lao Wu is in the county and won't come back to the village. Dad will inevitably be lonely guarding the old house alone."

"He can't...can't be so rude, right?" Zhao Silang became extremely angry and paced back and forth in the yard.

"Old Four, take it easy." Zhao Silang said, "This is already the worst possible outcome. Nothing can be worse than this."

Xiao Chunya continued, "Grandpa's whole life has been ruined by the Yang family girl. Although Yang Juan is the same age as grandpa, she knows how to take care of herself. Her face is a little younger than grandma's. Ten grandmas can't match her tactics. But then again, Yang Juan didn't do anything bad. She was just unlucky to marry two men who were either losers or domestic violence men."

There was nothing wrong with what he said, but the Zhao brothers just felt uncomfortable.

"Actually... it's okay. As long as grandpa isn't embarrassed, it's others who are embarrassed. People can't live their whole lives for others. Grandma's family is almost gone, and great grandfather has no reason to let grandma continue to live next to a nunnery. I'm not looking down on Erniu. Even my uncle can't know my brother and I's real birth dates. This witchcraft is not something that a woman like Wang who can't read a word can play. It looks like the favorite trick of the harem of the previous emperor. Damn it, who has been calculating our family all the time, and every time life gets better, something weird happens!"

Xiao Chunya was a little angry. "My grandparents are gone. Are my grandparents going to die too? Will my brother and I be the next to die?"