Eating big melon is so refreshing

The day when seven-year-old Shui Hongxiu arrived at the county school happened to be a rainbow that had not been seen for decades. Although Xiao Chunya was not surprised by the rainbow, all her friends were surprised. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. She could not appear too indifferent.

Xiao Chunya and her classmates have been in Qinghe County for more than four months and have always been excluded by their classmates. Xiao Chunya and her classmates laugh at the local classmates for being weak, and the local classmates dislike Xiao Chunya and her classmates for being rude and arrogant.

A few days ago, Xiao Chunya criticized the weaklings in Class C. Those classmates hated her so much that they joined forces with students from Class A, Class B and Class D to isolate Xiao Chunya and her classmates.

"Huh? Who is this too?"

"A transfer student?"

"Who would transfer schools at the end of May? This is not the right time."

"From the way she's dressed, she seems to be from the imperial capital, right?"

Imperial capital is a sensitive word. Everyone looked at the girl curiously. At the age of seven, her beautiful appearance could predict how graceful she would be when she grew up. She had two buns on her hair and wore a wide-sleeved gauze dress that was popular among the nobles at the time. She had a gold necklace around her neck that shone with golden light.

"cousin."

Shui Hongxiu bowed to Master Mingyue, who returned a half-bow, then explained to Xiao Chunya who was watching the fun, "Her mother, Baili, and my father are from a branch of the family five generations apart. When my old lady was alive, her mother was an adopted daughter in my family for ten years. My mother doesn't like her mother. Today is the second time we've met. The first time was at my grandmother's mourning hall."

In a few words, Shui Hongxiu's background and her status in the Baili family were explained clearly, to prevent Shui Hongxiu from doing anything tricky by relying on her status as cousin, and to warn those bootlickers not to go too far.

Xiao Chunya just glanced at Shui Hongxiu. When the bell for class rang, she and her friends went back to Class C.

Young Master Mingyue returned to his seat indifferently. The homework of Class B was already heavy, and he also had to spend some time practicing martial arts, so he had to concentrate in class and not waste time.

Shui Hongxiu had tears in her eyes, and she looked aggrieved but strong. Unfortunately, no one appreciated her performance.

Except for Young Master Mingyue who is seven years old, the youngest person who can study in Class B is ten years old. No one here is a fool and everyone has their own standards in mind for doing anything.

The meaning expressed in Master Mingyue's few words was very clear. He hated this so-called cousin. Outside the fifth degree of mourning, they were no longer relatives but just strangers.

Regardless of whether Shui Hongxiu came here to ask for money or to curry favor with others, Master Mingyue has already made it clear not to have anything to do with him.

Shui Hongxiu finally studied in Class C, which not only had a bunch of bootlickers, but also a bunch of weaklings. It didn't matter if there was one more or one less.

"A licker, a licker, until you have nothing left." Xiao Chunya's inner voice echoed, "The teacher will come in and announce that starting from next month, the monthly, quarterly, and annual exams will be resumed. If you rank in the bottom three three times in total, you will be expelled."

The only ones who could hear Xiao Chunya's inner voice were the students who followed from Huangyang County. They felt a bit of gloating when they heard Xiao Chunya's inner voice. "You think this is just a test of knowledge from books? You are too naive. The questions the teacher gave this time are hell mode, especially the math questions, which are enough to drive people crazy."

Luo Xiaopang grinned and said sorry, his strong point was that he was very good at arithmetic problems. He was not afraid of the hell mode and he loved challenges the most.

"This year's college entrance examination added arithmetic questions, which eliminated a large number of old students. The arithmetic questions in the provincial examination are twice as difficult as those in the college entrance examination. I don't know how many people will jump into the river." Xiao Chunya said maliciously, "Oh my! Starting next year, the county examination will also have arithmetic questions. The most important thing is that starting next year, those who register for the county examination must take a physical test. Those under the age of fifteen must have a strength of 100 kilograms, and in archery, seven out of ten arrows must hit red hearts. I will light a candle for this group of weak chickens, so that they can taste what it means to be beaten by society and what it means to have peach blossoms on their faces!"

Chen Zichuan couldn't help laughing but he didn't dare to laugh out loud. His shoulders shook like a man with epilepsy and he pounded the table with both hands.

People in front, behind, and around glared at him, wondering if this guy was crazy.

When the teacher walked into the classroom, the originally noisy crowd suddenly fell silent. Teacher Qiu had a sharp tongue and he loved to scold people, no matter whether you were rich or poor, male or female, as long as he was in a bad mood and happened to catch you doing something wrong, you would be scolded by him.

The only person Mr. Qiu dare not criticize is Young Master Mingyue, because if he criticizes others he will not die, but if he criticizes Young Master Mingyue he will not be the only one to die!

"This Mr. Qiu was born with a poisonous tongue. He killed his own father, mother, and wife. To put it nicely, he hates evil and hates it. To put it bluntly, he is a mad dog!"

Xiao Chunya said, "Three days later, Master Qiu was bitten by a poisonous snake. He held his breath and rushed to the pharmacy. But the pharmacist's friend, whose poisonous tongue had caused him to be separated from his wife and children, saw him coming for help and knocked him out with a stick and dragged him to the alley. Master Qiu killed himself."

Mr. Qiu's face froze. He noticed that Xiao Chunya did not speak. Except for a few classmates who followed from Huangyang County, the other students seemed not to have heard the voice.

"Eh? Why is Mr. Qiu always looking at me? Could it be that this wretched old bachelor has taken a fancy to me? Last night I saw him go into Piaoxianglou to look for Hua Niang. This alone is enough to make him drink a pot of wine!"

Mr. Qiu's face turned blue and white, then white, then red, and then black. Xiao Chunya had been sprayed by him several times and had been resentful of him for a long time. Today, she thought she was being targeted by this mad dog and she couldn't bear it anymore and exploded.

"Wuhu, a melon was found." Xiao Chunya's weird voice sounded, "When Mr. Qiu was thirteen years old, he went to steal food from the landlord's house and was nearly dead. When he was eighteen years old, he found his lost brother Qiu Yunyang. Wait a minute, Qiu Yunyang is his brother?

Mr. Qiu's real name should be Qiu Shan Gou, so he pretended to be his brother Qiu Yunyang's scholar and came to Qinghe County to be a teacher! "

Mr. Qiu felt a black screen before his eyes and he fell headfirst to the ground. When he woke up, he was already in the courtyard of the headmaster (the highest administrator of the county school). He saw his "daughter-in-law" and "son" with hatred on their faces, the patriarch of the enemy family and the midwife who delivered their brothers. What else could he not understand?

Qiu Shangou was expelled from the county school that same day. With nowhere to go, he could only live in a dilapidated temple. In the evening of the next day, he was bitten by a poisonous snake. He took the few copper coins he had and took a passing ox cart into the city to seek help from the nearest pharmacy.

The ending was just like what Xiao Chunya had predicted in the trailer, the guy at that pharmacy was his enemy, and now Qiu Shan Gou was in disgrace, so there was no need to worry about hitting him with a club, because by the time the patrol found him, he had already died of poisoning.

Sprinkle flowers!