Please stay away from me, protagonist

It sniffed and said, "No. I don't want to become a little cat."

Tang Feng smiled and said, "Then don't cry. If you don't cry, you won't turn into a little cat."

Kengkeng asked, "Really? Host, you won't lie to me, right?"

Tang Feng tapped his nose and smiled, "Really? Why would I lie to you? If I lie to you, can you give me money?"

Kengkeng shook his head and said, "No. Host, I don't have the currency from your world. If I did, I would give it to you."

Tang Feng smiled and said, "Thank you in advance. I will remember my words to trick you. Okay, get out of my arms first."

Kengkeng said, “Yeah.”

Then, it flapped its little wings and flew out of Tang Feng's arms.

Tang Feng looked at the pit in front of her and smiled, "Kengkeng, don't you know that you will be very popular in our world? If a figurine is designed based on you, it will definitely be very popular."

Kengkeng asked, "Really? Will it really be popular?"

It looked around itself and didn't feel that there was anything about itself that made it popular in Tang Feng's world.

Tang Feng laughed out loud at its actions, and then said, "You're such a bummer, you're really making me laugh to death, I'm almost crying.

It's true. After all, what little girl hasn't dreamed of having a little fairy that could fly all by herself? "

After hearing this, Pit Pit scratched its head and said, "Hey, that's good. Host, can I go to your world? I want to know if your world is so good? Why do you want to go back so much?"

At this time, Tang Feng also recovered. After hearing what Kengkeng said, she said, "Kengkeng, if possible, I want to take you to my world and let you taste the delicacies of my world.

You have no idea how delicious it is. I’m so craving for it now. I haven’t eaten it for a long time.

Of course that world is better, it’s my home.

Haven't you heard the saying?

A golden nest or a silver nest is not as good as your own doghouse. I don't know if your system can taste human food. If not, it would be a pity.

Of course, if it was just for the food, I wouldn’t want to go back so much.

Because that world still contains my family and friends.

They are my bond, the people I least want to lose. I also don’t want them to lose me, and I don’t want to be heartbroken if they lose me, so I want to go back.”

Speaking of this, Tang Feng's eyes turned red and tears flowed down.

Then, she laughed and scolded, "It's all your fault. How are you going to compensate me?"

Kengkeng said: "I'm sorry host, it's all my fault. Now that I have the host, I have prepared a gift for you.

I was going to give it to you when you came back from your mission. I'll give it to you now, and I'll prepare something else for you later. And host, our system can taste human food.

But I don’t know if our superiors will allow us to go. Wait, I’ll ask. If they allow me to go, that would be great. Then I can see the human world.”

Tang Feng said: "Yeah. You even prepared a gift for me, what is it?

If your superiors really allow you to go, that would be great. I will make sure you have enough to eat and have fun. It will be worth your trip.”

After hearing this, Pit Pit's eyes lit up and he said, "Really? Host, you are not lying to me, are you?"

Tang Feng nodded and said, "Really. You are a guest in our world, and I am the host and I have to treat you well. So, I will definitely let you have fun and eat well.

By the way, when you come to our world, maybe you can meet my friends.

Of course they are animals and not human beings, because it would be impossible for me to bring you to them.

If they leaked it, I might have to be dissected and you might have to be studied, because of this I can't take you to meet them.

But you can get to know my animal friends, and maybe you can even make friends with them.

They are all very nice animals and you will definitely make friends with them.”

Kengkeng said, "Host, what you said makes me want to go more and more. No, I will go write an application report now. I must go to the host's world to take a look."

Tang Feng tapped her pitted nose and said with a smile: "You are in such a hurry, let's wait a while.

You can write the report later, please take out the gift for me first.

I will be going to the quest world to do a quest in a while. If you don't give it to me, I won't be able to take it later.

If I keep thinking about this, I won't be able to concentrate on the task, which is not good. What do you think, Pitfall?"

Kengkeng nodded and said, "The host is right. I'll give it to you right away."

As it spoke, it took out a gift box from somewhere on its body. The gift box was ice blue with a pink bow on it, which looked very girly.

Kengkeng said: "Host. Look, this is the gift I prepared for you."

As it spoke, it held up the gift box.

It did this to allow Tang Feng to see more clearly, but the gift box was much bigger than it was and blocked its entire body.

Seeing it like this, Tang Feng was afraid that it would be crushed to death by the gift box.

Tang Feng said, "Put it down, Keng Keng. I saw it. This is too dangerous."

Pit Pit said: "Okay, host. But don't worry, host, it's very light like a cloud."

As it said that, it put the gift box down on the ground. Tang Feng's heart finally settled down after seeing it.

She exhaled a breath and said, "Yeah. I know the trick, but what's in this gift box? Can you tell me?"

Kengkeng said: "Host, I also want to tell you what is in the gift box, but I don't know, so I can't tell you."

Tang Feng said: "What? You don't even know about the trap, so the things in the gift box weren't prepared by you?"

Kengkeng nodded and said, "Host, you are right. This is indeed not what I prepared. When I was preparing the gift for you, I asked the systems of those big guys.

What kind of gifts humans would like, but they don't know because their hosts are not human.

And the host, I forgot to tell you, you are the only human host so far.

So, I went to the library again to find out what kind of gifts humans would like. Later I found that humans like blind boxes the most. Humans like the excitement when opening blind boxes the most.

So, I bought a blind box as a gift for you, so that you can also experience the excitement of opening a blind box. So, I don’t know what’s inside. ”

Tang Feng was so shocked that she couldn't even speak. After a while, she came to her senses and said, "What did you say? I am the only human host. Are you kidding? This can't be true, right?

How is that possible? You must be kidding me.

Don't lie to me, this is really not funny. Promise me you won't make such jokes again, okay?