Please stay away from me, protagonist

When he felt the warmth on his shoulder, he suddenly felt a chill on his back, and had an ominous premonition as if something bad was about to happen.

He thought, could it be that the person who was supposed to take over the shift had come? Then I would be in big trouble.

No, no. There are still more than ten minutes before the shift change. He won't come so early, right?

Why did he come so early? Wouldn't it be nice to eat, drink and have fun in the base?

If it were me, I probably wouldn't come early to change shifts, and neither would he. Who likes to go to work? I'm not a fool, so even if I were, I wouldn't do that.

But he doesn't understand at all, and no one would let a fool go to work. But if there really is such a person, then he would...

Those who can be sent to relieve the shift are the elites in the base.

He shouldn't be that stupid. God shouldn't do this to me.

I offer sacrifices to God every year, and the offerings I make are the best.

There is peach blossom wine brewed by the god of wine that I brought with me last time when I went to another higher world, dew on the snow lotus on the Tianshan Mountains in the early morning, and fine rice cakes made from 99 times of beating in history, etc.

If other people knew about these tributes, they would say that I was wasting resources from heaven.

So, I am your most devout believer in God, you must bless me well. I don’t ask for much, just let me get through this.

Please. He put his hands together, closed his eyes and made a sincere wish.

It seems that he really wants to avoid this test. He even uses metaphysics. But he doesn't know that God can't help him this time.

Because the person who was supposed to take over the shift had already arrived, and someone just behind him patted his shoulder to let him know that he had arrived, but he didn't pay any attention.

This made the person who had been coming to take over the shift behind him impatient, so he fiddled with it while saying, "Hey, can you hear me? What are you doing?

I'm here to relieve you. You can leave now. Wait, how come the cage is open? Why are all the people inside gone? What happened? Tell me quickly."

The impatient guard who had closed his eyes and was being manipulated by him opened his eyes and said, "What are you doing? Don't you know I'm doing something very important? If my wish fails, can you take responsibility?"

He looked furious, but when he saw the man in front of him wearing the same clothes as him, the anger in him was completely extinguished as if a basin of cold water was poured on him.

He knew that the person in front of him was the one who came to take over his shift, so he could no longer get angry. He really didn't expect that there would be such a "stupid" person in the world who would be willing to sacrifice his rest time and come to work early.

He couldn't hide this time, and he would definitely be punished when he returned to the base.

So, now he is like an eggplant hit by frost. He has no energy at all and is completely droopy. He looks like he is easy to bully.

Although he seemed frozen in time and was listless, and had decided to accept the punishment from the base, he still wanted to struggle a little more. After all, it was not yet time for him to be executed, and even a death row prisoner still had time to eat his last meal.

So he thought to himself that he should just tell the truth, so that he could receive less punishment.

After all, the punishment at the base was not the most cruel and frightening. The most cruel and frightening thing was the bamboo whip and fried meat from parents.

Although it wasn't the first time, every time he thought of his parents raising the bamboo whip, he would have a stress response and tremble all over.

So now he was trembling all over and sweating profusely, as if he had some serious illness. This made the man who came to take over the shift next to him look very confused.

So, he put his hand on his shoulder, hoping to stop him from shaking. While pressing, he said, "Hey, what's wrong with you? Are you going to faint? I can't treat illnesses. How about I call the team leader and ask him to take you to the infirmary?"

After hearing this, his pupils dilated and his heart skipped a beat. His body suddenly stopped shaking and even the sweat on his head disappeared in an instant.

He even instinctively raised his arm to push away the hand that was pressing on him.

Then, for some reason, he did a set of punches on the spot, and said as he did so: "Look, with my physical fitness, how could I be sick? I am full of energy now.

So, it is better not to trouble the team leader. The team leader is very busy, how can he come here just for such a small matter like mine?

If you really come, wouldn't that be a waste of the team leader's time? If he knew, he would definitely scold you, so you'd better not bother the team leader. This is good for both you and me."

He was very confused when he saw the man in front of him who had been so weak just now as if he was seriously ill but now was full of energy and vitality. However, he felt that what he said made sense when he heard it.

It is indeed not nice to trouble the team leader over such a small matter. This will also lower his impression points in the team leader's eyes and may affect his promotion.

So, he nodded slightly to show his agreement.

The guards were naturally very happy when they saw this, and they all jumped up with joy on the spot.

This again shocked the man who was watching, not knowing why he would do such a thing. Was it because of such a small matter? Did it make him so happy?

I really don't understand him. He really can't comprehend the thoughts of this single-celled organism.

Yes, now in his eyes, the creature guarding him is just a single-celled organism, and cannot reach the level of higher organisms like humans.

So, he decided not to understand if he couldn't, and just do his job well.

But the problem now was different from what he had imagined before, the prisoners had all run away.

Therefore, his main task now is to capture the prisoners. Maybe after capturing them, the team leader will give him a promotion.

He should have been promoted originally, but who could blame him for having a connection with the person he was competing with? Even though his previous performance was better than his, that person still got the promotion.

But that person has been transferred by the team leader, so now is his best chance to get promoted.

He must not miss this good opportunity. He has finally got this chance. If he lets it go, he would be a fool.

If other colleagues knew about this, they would all laugh their heads off.

But he didn't know where the prisoners were, so he could only ask the guards who had been guarding here before.

So, he said, "Hey, stop jumping. I have something to ask you, where have all the prisoners gone?

Don't tell me you didn't know. You've been guarding here the whole time, right?

If you don't know, then I will tell the team leader that you have neglected your duties.

You have already failed in your duty by letting the prisoners go. If the team leader knew that you did it on purpose, you know what would happen to you. If I were to exaggerate..."

The guard raised his hand and made a pause gesture, saying, "Stop, don't say anything, I'll tell you.

The leader of this escape was a little girl who was very cunning.

She pretended to have a stomachache to get me to open the door, and then she used a smoke bomb to confuse my sight. They took this opportunity to run in all directions, and you can't catch them.

So, you should come back with me and ask the team leader for punishment. Maybe we can give you a lighter punishment. At least you won’t be bedridden for three days.”

The man sneered after hearing this: "Oh, another little girl ruining my business.

If she affects my promotion, I will not be named He unless I kill her.

……

If it's that little girl, I know where they are, let's go and chase them."

The guard was stunned. He wondered why that girl sounded familiar to him. Had he been fooled by her before? But she looked quite smart. Could she be just a pretty face?

Ugh, what a pity.

Thinking of this, he looked at him with sympathy. But he was confused by his eyes and felt a chill in his heart and a little nauseous.

I couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.

Then he said, "What are you doing standing there? Hurry up and chase him.

Why do you really want to be punished? You know what you did this time is a serious offense. Not only will the team leader punish you, but even the base commander will punish you as an example.

What you did this time may ruin the base commander's plan, and may even cause the world to fail.

So, do you understand the seriousness of the situation? Come with me now."