Please stay away from me, protagonist

He blurted out subconsciously.

"How did you know?"

"Okay, so it was you who really came up with this bad idea. Did you know that? You almost got me into trouble!"

As he said this, he picked up the pillow and hit him with it.

He subconsciously raised his hand to block it. Although it didn't hurt, he still had to save his face.

"Okay, okay, I know I was wrong. These are all human beings. Please give me some face."

Then he stopped.

"Okay, I'll save your face and tell you how you told my mom about this bad idea."

"You really want to know?"

"Of course it's true, how could it be false?"

"That day I was in the bar, chatting with friends, when I suddenly received an anonymous phone call.

I wasn’t going to answer the call, but I don’t know what happened to me, whether I was crazy or just thought it was funny, but I answered the call anyway.”

"I asked her who she was, and she said she was your mother. I naturally didn't believe her. I thought she was a liar. I also thought that these liars were too arrogant to dare to deceive this young master.

Since she has deceived me, I cannot let her go easily. I must make her suffer a great loss so that she will not dare to deceive people again. That will be a good deed."

"Then I kept chatting with her, and I didn't answer anything she asked until she asked a question that opened my mouth.

If a man has no expectations for this world and feels that life has no meaning, what can keep him alive?

This immediately piqued my interest.

I think the first thing is to have money. You don’t necessarily love money, but you need money to live. You can choose not to love it, but you can’t live without it.

Then my aunt said, "He is very rich," in a very affirmative tone. Although I don't believe he is really rich, he must be rich.

So I asked again, does he have any friends?

Auntie said he had very few friends and only one.

I said, don't you have friends here? You don't have to worry.

But she became even more worried after hearing this.

He said he hadn't met his friends for a long time and was busy with work every day.

Then I asked again, does he have a wife?

The aunt immediately answered, no.

Then I would say this is easy. Doesn't he have no ties? Then create a bond for him. Isn't he a very responsible person?

Let him marry a wife and have a child. That is his responsibility. How could he not want to live?

Of course, I was just talking nonsense. I thought she was a liar and I was just talking nonsense to fool her. But who knew that I was really an aunt and she really used it. I didn't mean to cheat you.

I really didn’t know at the time that it was a real aunt. I only found out later.

I was going to tell you, but then I thought no one would believe me, so I didn’t bother telling you.”

Hearing this, he sighed.

"So that's how it is. I can't really blame you. But you really screwed me over.

Do you know that I learned from my sister that I must bring a girlfriend back this year, otherwise I might be kicked out. What do you want me to do? I can't hire one, right? "

"It's not impossible, just treat it with a business mindset and think of it as hiring an extra employee."

"Of course not, don't give me such bad ideas.

This hurdle is easy to pass, but what do you want me to do in the future? I have a partner, and then she wants me to get engaged, get married after the engagement, and then have a baby. How can I really have a baby with my employee? It's impossible.

I am not such a casual person.”

Master Ye - Whatever I do, I got stabbed.

"Okay, stop acting and help me think of a solution."

"What can I do? At worst you can just go and have a real relationship. There are so many girls who like you anyway, it's easy to find one."

“You make it sound so easy, if I could find someone I wanted to find, I wouldn’t have to wait until now and I would have been married long ago.

To be honest, there are a lot of girls who like me, but I'm not attracted to any of them.

When he said this, a hint of tenderness flashed in his eyes, as if he was lost in beautiful memories.

No, it doesn’t seem to be the case. It seems to have been there since yesterday.”

"Who is it? Who is it? Who has won your heart? Isn't that the problem for you? Can't you just bring her to your mother? Why are you still worrying about it?"

"You make it sound so easy. If I could bring it with me, wouldn't I have done it long ago? Why would I have to discuss this with you?"

"What's the matter? You wouldn't fall in love with a dead person, would you? Oh, how pitiful! Your first love is so tragic.

You don't have any necrophilia, do you? Then you better stay away from me. I'm scared. I know I'm not a good person, but I'm not a bad person either.

So, I am still quite awed by ghosts and other things.”

"What are you talking about? Please don't curse me, okay? Of course I'm not that perverted. I think I'm still a normal person. Although I don't know if I am normal now. This makes me a little distressed."

"I'd like to explain it in detail. Go on, and I'll listen slowly."

“Do you think people like a string of data?”

"How is that possible? They are different species, and there is reproductive isolation. Just like people like to eat chicken legs, but will they fall in love with the chicken legs on the plate? How is that possible?"

"Okay, let me ask it another way. Do you think people can fall in love with characters in games?"

He answered confidently: "Of course, why not. They are so good and deserve to be loved."

"Then why are game characters worthy of love, but data is not? They are essentially just a string of data. It's just a shell.

Is that layer of leather so important? It is so important that people can change their perception and hope that they really exist in this world. "

"Wait, what you said is too confusing. I don't understand. Does that mean you fell in love with a string of data?"

"It's half and half as you said. To be precise, I fell in love with a certain game character."

"What kind of game character can actually take you down? Is this game not popular yet? This game should be extremely popular."

"Don't make fun of me. I don't know why the heart I had been guarding was won by a game character, and that character was even made by my sister herself."

"What do you mean? Can you explain it to me? I really don't understand. Please understand that my head has been hollowed out by alcohol."

"Then let me tell you, this is what happened.

Yesterday my sister came home from school and gave me her phone and asked me to take care of her gaming daughter.

I thought it was just a small favor, but I actually fell in love with the character at first sight, you know?

I have lived so long, and now I am 25 years old, I know what love at first sight is. It is a touch of the soul, as if I was destined to fall in love with her. "

"You don't have to say it so corny. I understand what you mean. But I still think it's really that serious.

The characters in the game are beautiful, but I still think that real souls and living bodies are more attractive.”

"Why don't you refute me? Do you agree with what I said?"

"No. I'm just thinking about one thing. The reason you say that is because you haven't seen her. If you had seen her, what would you think? Would you change your mind or would you stubbornly stick to your own ideas?"

"It's easy to know the answer. If you let me see it with my own eyes, I will know."

"Yes, what you said makes sense, so I'll show it to you."

Then he took out a pink cell phone from his pocket, which did not match his current outfit at all.

He pointed and laughed.

His eyes were indifferent and his expression was stern.

"Is it funny? I told you, this is my sister's, you couldn't hear me, could you?"

Hearing this, he shook his head repeatedly.

"It's not funny, not funny at all. This phone case is really pretty, my sister has really good taste."

"That's pretty much it."

He unlocked his phone and opened the beautiful girl development game. As the loading progress bar reached the maximum value, the screen immediately jumped to the bedroom.

The sun shines through the floor-to-ceiling windows, and the days are peaceful and quiet.

At this time, Tang Feng had woken up from his sleep after a good night's sleep.

She stretched subconsciously, revealing her swan neck and delicate collarbone.

As if she sensed that someone was watching her, she stared straight ahead.

I just happened to meet his eyes.

The moment their eyes met, he felt an electric current passing through his body, making him feel numb and his heart beating fast.

He was startled and his hands involuntarily covered his chest, feeling the violent heartbeat, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.

He thought, is this how he felt when he met her before? This is the feeling of love at first sight, it's so wonderful.

He closed his eyes and began to reminisce, then suddenly opened his eyes and said, "Old Gu, I'm in love. Can you sell me this phone?"

A slap in the face cleared his dizzy head.

"Of course not. It's good enough for me to show you. You want to snatch someone from me? You can dream on."

“So, I now understand that what I do doesn’t mean I’m an outlier, I’m a normal person.

If even a playboy like you who never gets hurt by women is fascinated by you, it is even more understandable that I am fascinated by you.

But I still want to ask, do you still think that real people are better than the game characters you just saw?"

Hearing this, he immediately shook his head.

"Of course not. How can a vulgar mortal compare with a fairy who is not stained by the dust? There is absolutely no comparison, okay?"

"Well, thank you for telling me the answer. I'll leave first."

"You're leaving so soon, why don't you stay a little longer?"

"No, I'm afraid if I stay you'll steal my wife. As for cooperation I'll consider it."

"Don't be so stingy. Give me another look. We are good brothers. You can't put love before friendship."

Hearing this, he walked faster and faster and soon left the private room.

Watching him go away, he could only shake his head in disappointment.

At this time, another man in a flowered shirt came over.

He is one of Ye Shao's good friends.

"What's wrong, Master Ye? Come and play."

"No more playing, you guys play, I'm not in the mood."

"How bizarre! Master Ye also gets tired of playing one day? It turns out that if you live long enough, you will see everything."

“You don’t understand, how can you be interested in these rouge and powder after seeing the real fairy.

I really envy Lao Gu. Why is God so good to him? Why does he have all the good things? Is he really God's biological son? "

"I don't know what you think, Master Ye, but I don't think so. I think you are God's biological son.

Don't laugh at me, I'm serious, Master Ye, I envy your luck. Not everyone can live a life like yours, and have such good luck as you, you can get whatever you want and succeed in whatever you do."

"Forget it, then why did she go to see him first instead of coming to see me?"

"That's what you think is wrong. You think that because you are God's biological son and you are lucky, you can see the so-called fairy without leaving your home, and she came specially to show you, so it means that she should belong to you.

Just because it's not yours now doesn't mean it won't be yours in the future. Isn't it enough to just snatch it?"

"What you said seems to make some sense. Should I rob it?"

"Of course we should rob him. We can't give him all the good things. If we do, he will really become God's own son."

"You're right. I can't give in when it comes to love. I should grab it. I'll call my brother right now. Leave this cooperation to me."

"If I succeed in getting her, you will definitely get the benefits."

"Thank you for your kindness, Master Ye. What do you think of our cooperation this time?"

"Go talk to my secretary about this matter. If he thinks it's okay, then it's fine. If not, we can work together next time. I'm going to call my brother first. Bye."

"it is good."

He watched him running away and rubbed the corners of his stiff mouth.

A man in a black shirt and holding a red wine glass came over. It was his younger brother.

"Brother, can this cooperation be successful?"

"As long as we please Young Master Ye, we'll be almost there."

"Do you really think that Master Ye can win the beauty?"

"How is that possible? I was just telling lies to fool him.

Compared with Young Master Gu, in what aspects can Young Master Ye compare with Young Master Gu?

No, you see, I missed one aspect. Maybe when it comes to eating, drinking and having fun, Young Master Ye can beat Young Master Gu.

In fact, I think that compared to Young Master Ye, Mr. Ye is more likely to compete with Mr. Gu. After all, their conditions can be said to be equal.

Young Master Ye can’t even lift it to the table.”

"Brother, you are right. But Mr. Gu will not let Mr. Ye know, after all, they are sworn enemies."

"You are stupid. Of course, Mr. Gu would not let Mr. Ye know. But now Young Master Ye already knows. He can't hide anything. He will definitely tell Mr. Ye during the conversation. Mr. Ye will definitely be interested.

After all, as long as it is about Mr. Gu, Mr. Ye will definitely be interested."

"Brother, this trick of yours is really great."

"Low-key, low-key. Just average, only third in the world."

At this moment, a bucket of water suddenly fell on him, soaking him like a drowned chicken. He was shivering with cold, and his feet suddenly slipped, and he fell to the ground.