Genshin Impact: Hello! Traveler

Kawanyi, Steambird Newspaper Branch

Before the Press

《Shock! The traveler who traveled across Teyvat had a car accident in Fontaine, and the real reason was actually...》

The traveler looked at the title and felt strangely familiar, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

It has been three days since the traveler left Fontaine. Without the leisurely walk during the journey, the traveler only took two days plus the teleportation anchor to get here.

But after all, it is not as fast as those newspapers that are proficient in spreading information.

"Do you still have to lie a little for the sake of face?"

The content in the newspaper seems to be somewhat inconsistent with the actual situation.

Well, that's seriously inconsistent.

What about the fact that I was so angry about committing a crime that I fought with the water god, causing the sky and earth to change color, lightning and thunder to roar, and strong winds to howl, but I was ultimately defeated. In the end, out of justice for the water god, I didn't want to affect the people of Fontaine anymore, so I agreed to use 80 million Moras in exchange for a glimmer of hope and spare my life? !

Even novels don’t dare to write like this! How dare that guy?

After all, are you afraid that I will send this photo out, so you take the initiative?

Thinking of this, the traveler took out the famous photo from his pocket.

Lying limply on the ground, with her hands raised, eyes closed, she begged for mercy in a low voice. The revered ruler of a country, Funina, the water goddess of Fontaine, was worshiped by everyone.

This was her embarrassing state at that time.

"Maybe I can take this opportunity to improve my reputation. When I publish this photo, people will think it is slander. Haha, she is really something." The traveler looked at the photo in the newspaper where the spirited Furninna was confronting the traveler.

"Hey friend, do you like the gods of our country too?"

Suddenly, a cheerful voice came from behind him.

"I saw that you have a well-preserved photo, which is roughly of our god. I didn't expect that in this vast yellow desert, there are believers of God who love my country so much!" A blond and blue-eyed Fontaine man was a little excited.

"Can you show me the details of that photo?"

Color photos are still relatively expensive in Teyvat, let alone a photo of a god.

Therefore, the man from Fontaine felt a little eager.

"You are..." The Fontaine people on the opposite side naturally could not recognize the disguised traveler.

"I'm sorry, my distinguished friend, please forgive my rudeness. I'm Jones Andre, a native of Fontaine. You can just call me Jones." Jones took off his hat, gave the traveler an elegant Fontaine gentleman's salute, and introduced himself.

"Voss Youyuanren, from Mond. You can call me Voss." Kong immediately made up his own name, and then learned the basic aristocratic etiquette that he had asked Eula for, and saluted Jones in return.

"What a gentlemanly name, Voss." Jones looked at Voss, who was a little shorter than him, but his salute was as elegant as ever, neither humble nor arrogant.

My liking for him increased a lot.

"Mr. Voss, can you lend me the photos you treasure? In this land of yellow sand that is so different from my homeland, I feel more and more sincere admiration for my beloved goddess, Lady Furninna."

"Can you let me take a look at this stunning beauty?"

Obviously, as one of the few people in Fontaine who pays attention to etiquette, Jones is also extremely humble and meticulous in his choice of words and sentences.

This made Voss a little embarrassed.

Can I give him this photo?

As soon as you give, the boat of friendship can capsize.

One can imagine the state of the people in Fontaine when they saw this embarrassing photo of God.

"How dare you! How dare you blaspheme Lady Fininna! Is your freedom in Mondstadt so unbridled? You don't care about the gods of other countries at all, but instead go even further and insult them?!"

……

Returning to reality, Voss (the traveler) collected his thoughts, calmed down a little, and then said in a somewhat sad tone:

"Dear Mr. Jones, please forgive my selfishness. This photo was given to me by my friend who lives far away in Fontaine. Recently, I heard that he passed away. This photo is my only connection with him. Seeing the photo is like seeing the person. You should understand what it means to me, right?"

After Voss finished speaking, tears welled up on his sad face.

Know it with reason, move it with emotion.

This is the biggest weakness of the Fontaine people.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Voss. I feel really bad for bringing up your sad past."

Upon hearing this, Jones quickly took off his hat and bowed his head to apologize.

"Why don't you let me invite you to dinner as compensation for my rude behavior just now."

"Thank you for your invitation, Mr. Jones." Voss wiped his tears and said to Jones.

……

The two had a great conversation during a meal at a high-end restaurant with a strong Fontaine and Xumi style.

……

After parting with Jones, the traveler also took off his disguise.

At the same time, notify Paimon in the pot to come out.

"Damn it, Traveler, you kept me in here for so long. If you hadn't sent me delicious food every day, I would have thought you didn't want me anymore!"

Having just finished eating the delicious food that the traveler had packed for him, Paimon looked at the traveler who had locked him up for several days with dissatisfaction.

"Paimon, we have an extremely serious matter before us now." The traveler suddenly changed his tone, grabbed Paimon's little shoulders, and looked serious.

"Ah? What happened? Are we wanted again?" Paimeng was also a little panicked.

"No more Mora."

"What?!" Paimon was shocked.

……

"You said that in order to quickly leave Fontaine, you immediately used the nearby teleportation anchor points to teleport continuously?"

"Traveler, do you think Mora is earned by singing and dancing? It costs hundreds of thousands of Mora to teleport once. How can a group like us who don't have a stable income afford such consumption?"

"It makes your monthly food of three hundred thousand yuan seem like a drop in the bucket."

"Um... well, if Mora is gone, can't we earn more?"

Paimon felt a little guilty, his eyes were wandering, and he was playing with his fingers with a forced smile.

"I've looked at the latest commissions from Catherine. They're all odd jobs worth a few hundred Mora. There's not even a trace of raw stones. If we continue like this, we'll sooner or later become adventurers who starve to death!"

"What?! Just a few hundred Moras, are you sending away beggars? I'm so mad, we have to let them know that you and I are not vegetarians!" Paimon stomped his feet in anger and shouted loudly.

"Forget it. The desert area is already barren, and the big orders among their commissions are basically monopolized by the Gilded Brigade. In addition, the folk customs in the desert area are generally much stronger than Mond, so it is naturally difficult to accept commissions involving fighting and killing." The traveler sighed.

"Once we were back to the days before liberation, I thought I would never be penniless again."

……

"Brother Traveler - Brother Traveler, there's a call coming - there's a call coming!"

Suddenly, Klee's soft and sweet voice came from the traveler's waist.

Dudu Ke, the communication tool given to him by Ms. Alice, which had not been used for a long time, also received a call.

"Hello, who is it?"

"Little guy, it's me~"