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Chapter 86 I hug my ancestor, this feeling...
The "old man" pushed open the lid of the green coffin and sat up. White smoke came out of his eyes, ears, nose and mouth. It was unknown how many years of weathering, but his eyes had not decayed. Although they looked very cloudy, they looked like cataracts.
"What's going on?" Ye Lei was surprised and didn't know what to do. He turned around and looked at several people.
"Hold him tight quickly!" Ye Fengsheng spoke first.
what? Hold him tight?
Ye Lei really didn't have the courage to hug his "ancestor" tightly, because the touch was so disgusting.
But what can I do now? I'll just hold her for now!
There’s no way~!
Ye Lei approached the coffin, hugged his "ancestor" who had sat up, and lifted him up with great effort.
It's obviously dried up, so why is it still so heavy?
"I can hug you, but you must not hug me!" Ye Lei muttered, thinking how is it possible, how could a dried corpse hug him.
Kakakaka~~~!
Just as Ye Lei was holding up the "old ancestor" and walking up, something caught his neck!
When he looked more carefully, a chill came over him!
"It's over, this guy really moved!" Even so, Ye Lei did not dare to throw away the "ancestor", he said secretly.
This "old ancestor" seemed to be alive, with his hands crossed and hanging around Ye Lei's neck.
"Let's go!" Ye Fengsheng glanced at Ye Lei's father and the tailor Sixth Grandpa.
The two of them didn't react at all, and didn't know what to do? They were confused!
"What about the second and third generation ancestors of our Ye family? You two are just right!" Ye Fengsheng said.
But Ye Lei is clearly the third generation. Why did he embrace the first generation ancestor, the "old ancestor"? (It was mentioned above that the people in the ancestral tomb were not from the Zhang family, but from the fifth generation of the Ye family. And these fifth generation ancestors, strictly speaking, were not direct relatives. They were one person from each of the five generations. In this method, the five generations of the deceased can be alive, not what Zhang Lai said. One thing he said was right, that is, at that time, the burial and ascension only lasted for three generations, otherwise there would not be these things now.)
I can't care about that! Although Sixth Grandpa Tailor knew something about the method of burial ascension, he was not very clear about the details involved.
Ye Lei's father and the tailor's sixth grandfather didn't follow the order, and they just picked up the second and third generation ancestors at random. (The tailor's sixth grandfather picked up the third generation ancestor, and Ye Lei's father picked up the second generation ancestor.)
Similarly, the second and third generation rich also crossed their arms and hugged the necks of the two men.
The three men held the three mummies, stood in a neat row, and waited for instructions.
But there was no response! Dozens of people flew into the air against the law. The shocking scene brought a sense of oppression that made the three of them sweat coldly. The touch of several mummies was the same... Ye Lei wanted to end this "farce" quickly and take a good bath.
"What should we do next?" asked the tailor Sixth Grandpa anxiously.
"Wait a moment!" Ye Fengsheng said calmly.
Or maybe Ye Fengsheng is also a descendant of the Ye family, of the same generation as Ye Tian, and can also take the position of one of them, so why doesn't he go? Only he knows how to sleep.
"What are we waiting for?" Sixth Grandpa Tailor complained in his heart, wait a little longer, if this trick really worked, the first person to fall would be one of the three people, could it be that Ye Fengsheng was also... No, it's impossible.
Puff~~~~!
Ye Lei spat a mouthful of blood onto the "ancestor's" face.
The blood flowed down along the dry skin!
"Heartbeat?" After a while, Ye Lei seemed to feel other heartbeats, and couldn't help but look at the "ancestor" in horror!
"Okay, now is the time! Seize the opportunity to drive the Yin-Yang Nail into the forehead of 'old ancestor'!" Ye Fengsheng said with his eyes wide open.
"Yin-Yang Nails? How can I have them?" The Yin-Yang Nails all belong to the tailor Sixth Grandpa, and he doesn't have any at all. He has already held the "ancestor" in his hands and can't let go.
"The Yin-Yang Nail is something that the descendants of the Ye family must carry with them at all times! Isn't it in the ancestral precepts? Well... it seems not!" Ye Fengsheng was still thinking about the ancestral precepts of the Yin-Yang Nail, seemingly forgetting that the situation was critical.
"Hurry up! If you don't hurry up, I'll be eaten by the 'ancestor'!" Ye Lei was extremely nervous.
No wonder he was anxious. At this time, the old ancestor was already panting, revealing his conspicuous big teeth, which were opened and ready to bite Ye Lei. Ye Lei couldn't let go, so he had to shake his head desperately to avoid it.
The tailor held the "third generation ancestor" with one hand, and took out the Yin-Yang nail with the other hand and handed it to Ye Lei. The tailor was agile and muscular. He could hold the mummy with one hand. Ye Lei was fat and could not hold it. There was no other way, so the tailor had to drag the heavy object and nail the Yin-Yang nail into the forehead of the "ancestor" himself.
"No, he must be the one to nail it in! And he can't let go of the 'old ancestor'," Ye Fengsheng shouted to stop him.
This is really hard! He had to pick up the 'old ancestor' with one hand, dodge his attacks, and drive the Yin-Yang nail in. Damn, how could Ye Lei handle such a difficult and delicate task?
The tailor Sixth Grandpa's brainstorm suddenly occurred to him and he said, "Use your mouth!"
"With your mouth?" Before Ye Lei could even think, the tailor Sixth Grandpa had already stuffed the Yin-Yang nail into his mouth.
At this time, the "old ancestor" tilted his head back, with a greater amplitude than before, making the force greater. Then he quickly bit towards Ye Lei's head.
"Damn it, I can't care about so many things!" Ye Lei's tongue was quite flexible, and he used his teeth to expose the tip of the Yin-Yang Nail. He no longer dodged the attack of the "ancestor", but just pulled it down.
The forehead of the "ancestor" was exactly at the position of Ye Lei's mouth, and the Yin-Yang nail was right facing the forehead of the "ancestor".
Squeak~~~~!
The Yin-Yang Nail was nailed into the "ancestor's" forehead, and it was smoother than Ye Lei had expected!
"Is it so sharp?" Ye Lei hesitated.
"It's not that they are sharp, but when the Yin-Yang Nail encounters a 'non-human', it will blend into it. To be precise, it's not nailed in." Tailor Sixth Grandpa explained.
In a flash, the "old ancestor" seemed to wilt, and separated from Ye Lei's body and scattered all over the ground. (The skeleton was separated, the dry muscle resistance and skin were gone, and only a pile of bones remained.)
Then the second and third generation ancestors also left the bodies of the tailor Sixth Grandpa and Ye Lei's father, and also turned into a pile of bones, scattered all over the ground.
"Emmmm, what's going on?" Ye Lei was confused.
"Fa Zi failed again! Hahaha!" Ye Fengsheng stared at Zhang Lai who was at the top of the sky.
Zhang Lai also cast a hateful look!
Bang~bang~bang!!!
From a height of more than ten meters, members of the Zhang family fell one by one. Even if the ground was soft, their bodies could not withstand such impact and they would all suffer some injuries.
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