Help! That vine is begging for help every day

"Okay, should we go find the tabby cat first or the white cat?" Jiang Hengzhou asked.

The position of the tabby cat was relatively good, but the behavior of the little orange and white cat was a bit strange. No one knew why it was staying in a corner in broad daylight.

"Tabby cat." Shi You's answer was very certain. He was the most powerful general under his command, and the two cats were quite familiar with each other, so of course he had priority in visiting.

"Row."

When he walked out of the alley, he met an old lady who was pushing a chair cart and walking slowly on the road. She didn't look at him at all, as if she didn't see Jiang Hengzhou coming out of the alley.

Shi You looked at the old lady's slightly trembling movements and thought that she was old and her eyesight was not good. She didn't notice that there was someone next to her, so she didn't pay much attention to it.

But when he saw two middle-aged men on electric bikes passing by Jiang Hengzhou, one in front and one behind, they also looked straight ahead, as if they didn't see anyone walking on the street.

That's strange.

After the two of them walked away, Shi You curiously asked Jiang Hengzhou, "Zhou Zhou, why do those people seem to be unable to see us?"

"Hmm?" Jiang Hengzhou let out a breath, then gently squeezed the cat's paw in his hand, lowered his head and said in Shi You's ear: "Call me husband and I'll tell you."

What?

Shi You’s little head was full of question marks, and he used the same old trick again, “It’s so great that you’ve become a human. Just because you’ve become a human, you can tease cats?”

He opened his bloody mouth and bit Jiang Hengzhou's hand directly.

He didn’t learn a lesson from that bite last time, so he won’t be called Shi You unless he bleeds a little this time.

Realizing that Shi You was really using force this time, Jiang Hengzhou immediately put on an expression on his face and began to beg for mercy: "Hiss~, it hurts, it hurts, I was wrong, I was just joking, You You is my husband, please forgive me, husband."

After hearing his confession, Shi You spat out the thenar which already had two tooth marks on it, and hummed, "That's better."

After saying that, Shi You finally realized that she had been led astray by Jiang Hengzhou again. I am his husband, so there is not much difference. But it seems like I am taking advantage of him. So that's fine.

He hooked Jiang Hengzhou's hair with his claws, and then whispered: "Zhouzhou, I found a little secret."

Jiang Hengzhou looked at the cat in his arms, and seeing that he had an expression that said he was about to ask me something, he asked in cooperation, "What little secret?"

"You are so shameless." After saying that, Shi You burst into laughter. She didn't expect Jiang Hengzhou to be so easy to deceive.

Jiang Hengzhou knew that Shi You had nothing good to say, so when he heard him say that, he started laughing too. The vibration of his chest made Shi You feel embarrassed again.

I have a great figure. I don’t know what I will look like when I transform into a human form, but I hope I can grow taller, definitely over 1 meters, preferably with abdominal muscles, and I also want a mermaid line.

Before he could continue thinking, he was interrupted by Jiang Hengzhou's voice: "We're here. The tabby cat is in the yard in front. There's no one inside."

“Are there any cameras in the yard?”

Jiang Hengzhou scanned the area carefully with his spiritual sense, but found no trace of cameras installed. "No."

"If there's nothing, then we can just go in. Quickly, flash in front of the tabby cat and give him a surprise."

After becoming a cat, Shi You no longer cared much about "trespassing". He just went into other people's homes for a stroll, and he had been there quite a few times.

Besides, there is no one in the yard now, so there is nothing to worry about.

Jiang Hengzhou looked helplessly at Shi You in his arms, who looked excited. He thought that his You You didn't want to give the cat a surprise, but to scare it.

There must be a little bit of affection between Youyou and the tabby cat as a superior, but it's not much. If you put it in the bowls he bought, there might not even be enough to fill the bottom.

Since Shi You asked for it, Jiang Hengzhou would naturally listen.

He used a short-distance teleportation technique and appeared directly in front of the tabby cat.

The tabby cat was curled up on a pile of debris, resting with its eyes closed, its body spread out lazily, occasionally wagging the tip of its tail, looking so leisurely.

But the next second, a frightened cat cry came out of his mouth.

"Meow meow meow~"

"Hahahaha." Seeing the miserable appearance of the tabby cat, Shi You laughed out loud, and it was the kind of mocking laughter.

Unexpectedly, the tabby cat, who is usually not cold and calm, would have such a day.

"Cough cough cough." Shi You's laughter turned into a cough, and he accidentally choked on his saliva, a typical case of excessive joy leading to sorrow.

After coughing a few times, my throat felt obviously better, but my eyes were tearful and I was about to cry.

What a sin! I shouldn’t have done such a bad thing if I had known this earlier.

Jiang Hengzhou took out Shi You's cup from the space, put the straw into his mouth, and said, "Drink some water."

Shi You obediently started to suck the water from the straw and drank the half cup honestly.

After drinking the water, Jiang Hengzhou took out the tissue again and gently looked at the tears sliding down the corners of Shi You's eyes.

Looking at the cat that had calmed down, he gently pinched the cat's cheek and began his teasing.

"Which little kitty was it? Yesterday he proudly told me that he was already a great monster, extremely powerful. But in the blink of an eye, he was choked by water, or it was his own saliva..."

Before Jiang Hengzhou could finish his words, his mouth was sealed by a pair of cat paws, and the cat bared its tiny teeth at him, as if to say something like, "If you say anything more, I will not be polite."

"Haha." Looking at Shi You's cute little appearance, Jiang Hengzhou let out a dull laugh in his chest, and then it gradually died down under Shi You's gaze.

Shi You is almost dying of embarrassment now. She is a cat, a person who has lived for 20 years and is now a monster, but she was choked by her own saliva. If she tells others about it, she will probably be laughed to death.

What’s even more hateful is that Jiang Hengzhou won’t let him go.

Everyone has a dark history. Jiang Hengzhou's silly look at that time shows that he has a lot of dark history.

Shi You threatened softly, "If you say that again, I'll expose your true colors. I don't know which vine made you cry so hard that you couldn't stop crying. In the end, I had to coax you for a long time before you got better. Oh my, it was such a miserable scene that I can't bear to say it."

Jiang Hengzhou's face turned dark after hearing this. Although he didn't want to admit it, it was indeed something he did when he lost his memory.

He turned the cat around and asked him to look at the tabby cat that had already slid to the wall. Then he started to say, "Why is Youyou looking for this tabby cat? If you don't tell me, he will run away."

Seeing that his threat was effective, Shi You snorted coldly, and then began to say: "Put me down."