After going crazy, he was pampered by the heroine's geniuses
Chapter 96 Xia Quede
After Xia Ye sorted out what he had gained today, he prepared to rest for a while on the formation disk.
I tossed and turned for a long time, unable to fall asleep.
He pointed at the two awake brothers and said, "Come on, brothers, get up and dance for me!"
The two brothers stared at Xia Yeyun and muttered "Shameless!"
Xia Ye scratched his ears and said nonchalantly.
"You sect disciples keep using these two words to curse me. I'm tired of hearing them! Can you use a different word to describe me?
For example, let me give you an example! He is worse than an animal, has lost all conscience, is unkind and unjust, does everything he can, and forgets righteousness when he sees profit.
And there are more, the wicked ones are smoking, pus is coming out of their heads and bad water is coming out from under their feet.
How is it? How is it? Am I scolding you more vigorously than you?"
The two senior brothers looked at Xia Ye, who was scolding them vigorously, with shocked expressions, and glanced at each other.
Is this a psychopath?
Xia Ye gave him a loving and encouraging look, "Speak out, hey, speak out what's on your mind! Don't hesitate, don't doubt, just say what you're thinking right now.
Feel free to speak up, I won’t blame you.”
The two were bewitched by Xia Ye and shouted fearlessly, "Madman, you are a psychopath!"
Xia Ye smiled happily and stood up and clapped her hands.
"My two senior brothers are really smart. You can learn it right away. I have a reward of love for you. Take it!"
The two brothers were delighted, thinking that this man was really a psychopath. He was so happy even when others scolded him.
They looked at Xia Ye with burning eyes. Someone who disdained their things must have good things in his hands.
If I could get one of them, it would make up for everything I lost today.
Before they could be happy for a while, Xia Ye came over, grabbed their Taoist buns and started hitting them left and right, with more than twenty big beatings in a row.
"You two little bastards, how dare you scold me? I wonder what your great-grandmother's surname is?"
After beating the two men until their noses and mouths were bleeding and their teeth were loose, Xia Ye shrugged towards the sky.
"You all saw it! I'm a good person. I hit them because they cursed at me!"
The two people were groaning in pain on the ground, and defending themselves through leaky lips and teeth.
"You lunatic, it was you who asked us to scold you."
Xia Ye sneered, "I want you to eat shit, will you go? I want you to commit suicide, will you go? You still dare to quibble, are you itching for trouble again?"
Venerable Hua Yin outside saw what Xia Ye did, covered his mouth, his shoulders shook more and more violently, and an astonishing look flashed in his eyes.
I learned another trick from my junior master.
In the future, when there is no reason to hit someone, just give them a casual inducement like Junior Master did, and then the reason to hit them will come, right?
How convenient.
The two elders and disciples couldn't help laughing and gave thumbs up to their own junior uncle-master.
The elders of Tianlu Academy were getting a little restless. Didn’t Xia Ye promise them that he would demonstrate his strength?
Could it be that she was not talking about the strength of martial arts skills but the strength of being funny and immoral?
The elders expressed deep doubt.
The rest of the casual cultivators at the back had nothing to worry about. They were laughing so hard with tears in their eyes, and their devilish laughter was getting louder and louder.
"It's so fucking cool. I didn't expect there was such a way to beat someone up? I've learned it, I've learned it!"
"I declare that Xia Ye will be my idol from now on. I, Hu Lao San, admire her endless tricks for playing pranks on others."
"Hahaha... I think this Xia Ye should not be called Tianjiao. She should change her name to Xia Quede. Her way of treating people is too immoral!"
"Xia Ye! Xia Ye! You are the hottest, Xia Ye Xia Ye! Love my Master Xia!"
A group of excited young male monks got a banner at some point and held it up to form a cheerleading team at the back.
All she needs is to hold cheerleading flowers in her hands and do cheerleading to cheer for Xia Ye!
The people from other sects nearby all shook their heads and sighed, the world is going downhill and people’s hearts are no longer the same as they used to be!
Can any kind of person be worshipped as an idol?
The wicked Xia Ye, does she deserve it?
But does Xia Ye care about their complaints? The answer is definitely no!
Ignoring the strong opposition from the two senior brothers who were still vomiting blood on the ground, Xia Ye put dancing talismans on the two of them.
The two brothers had their hands and feet tied and had talismans stuck on them. They could only move back and forth on the ground like cricket pupae, arching their bodies. They looked like two giant maggots crawling on the ground.
Xia Ye was amused. She didn't expect that the talisman could have such a funny effect. It was so interesting.
She used the antidote to wake up the other three, put a chanting talisman on one of them, and put a cramp talisman on the other two.
The five of them suddenly became lively together. Qi Ming was given a chanting talisman, but he was tone-deaf, and the tune he sang sounded like ghosts howling, with occasional unclear rap in between.
The other two people who had the cramp talismans pasted on them were twitching all over and their hands and feet were flailing as if they had been electrocuted.
It's more like the breakdance that was popular in discos in the 1980s.
Plus there were two maggots crawling around on the ground.
He successfully made Xia Ye laugh until tears came out.
Those casual practitioners outside the screen were laughing even more wildly. It was something I had never seen before!
The disciples of Tianlu Academy have always been sacred and inviolable in their hearts, and they are given a grand reception wherever they go.
I didn't expect to see a group of five people being forced to act funny today, making a fool of themselves.
Their dull and boring years of cultivating immortals suddenly became colorful.
Xia Ye's male cheerleaders immediately came out to cheer for their idol.
"Xia Ye, Xia Ye! You're the hottest! Xia Ye, Xia Ye! Love my Master Xia!"
The leaders of each sect looked at each other and privately discussed that Xia Ye's words and actions were a bit too much. Immortal cultivators can be killed but not humiliated. This is a matter of dignity.
Venerable Yunshang, who always had a hot temper, couldn't bear it any longer, so he stood up and clasped his fists towards the elders of Tianlu Academy.
"Elders, are you just going to watch Xia Ye act like this? The dignity of a cultivator is so precious, how can you let a female cultivator abuse it like this?"
"Yun Shang, you just came out of the toilet after eating and didn't wipe your mouth? The stench has drifted to me. What's wrong with a female cultivator? Isn't your mother a woman? Were you born by your father?
If you feel that female cultivators are not as good as you, I don't mind educating you and helping you become a better person."
When Venerable Huayin heard what Venerable Yunshang said, he directly retorted.
What a joke.
Junior Master-School Uncle is their great treasure and the pride of the sect!
Is it time for that old immortal Yunshang to teach him a lesson?
Yunshang's face turned red after being criticized by Huayin, and he hurriedly argued for himself.
"I just slipped my tongue, slipped my tongue. I was talking about Xia Ye, a student who was disrespectful to her senior brothers and made fun of them. Don't you have any responsibility at all for Baihua Valley for her mischief?
Shouldn't they be educated properly?"
Elder Honeysuckle sneered and responded slowly and in a neutral tone.
"It's really true that all the Bodhisattvas in the heavens are dead, and only a peerless saint like you popped up! And you still talk about dignity with us, so what if our junior uncle beat them to death?
Are you deaf? I just heard that the senior brothers from the academy wanted to arrest our junior uncle and humiliate her. Why are they allowed to arrest and humiliate her but not our junior uncle to resist?"
You bitches have let me talk about all the truths in the world!"
The red spider lily was not to be outdone. It walked side by side with the honeysuckle and sneered at the clouds.
“I solemnly remind you, old man Yunshang, Xia Ye is the last disciple of our Baihua Valley’s ancestor Yun Zheng.
According to seniority, you should call her Junior Master, but you keep calling her Xia Ye and Shijiao. Do you respect your elders?
You are so shameless! Go back to where you are and don't embarrass yourself!"
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