After going crazy, he was pampered by the heroine's geniuses

Chapter 8 1 A bunch of stupid and violent people

Five people came to the cafeteria in a mighty manner. Almost all the people eating in the cafeteria were children under ten years old. Seeing several older sisters coming in together, they all looked at them curiously.

Yu Mian snorted coldly, "You have no manners. You haven't even met my great-grandmaster uncle yet."

The children stood up, bowed deeply to Xia Ye, and shouted in unison.

"Great uncle, how are you!"

With a snap, Xia Ye's face cracked.

Great...great uncle?

Ok!

She looked many years older. She rubbed her face, waved her hands weakly, and sat down in her seat.

Watching several girls busying around serving her rice and dishes.

However, after the food was served, Xia Ye was stunned.

What the hell is this?

There were a few grains of rice floating in a bowl of water and a plate of pickles made from wild vegetables mixed with a little salt.

Her face cracked again, "Is this for human consumption?"

Nan Ju blinked and said, "It's not for people to eat, it's for you, Junior Uncle-Master."

Xia Ye: ...I am not a human?

Si Wan suddenly became clever, "Nan Jue means that this is not for mortals to eat, but for fairies like Junior Uncle Master."

Mu Yu then began to explain, "Yes, Junior Uncle Master is not a human, he is a deity."

Yu Mian felt a little embarrassed, and a trace of humiliation appeared on her cold face.

"Uncle Junior Master, you know that our sect is very poor. Master said that we won't starve to death anyway, so we can save as much as we can."

Xia Ye looked up to the sky and howled: I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know!

I've heard that the sect is very poor, but I didn't expect it to be this poor.

Xia Ye turned his grief and anger into appetite, and drank more than twenty bowls of rice porridge and ate ten plates of pickles in one breath.

"belch!"

When I burped, a smell of feces came out of my throat.

Was this starting to ferment in her stomach?

Under the shocked gazes of Yu Mian and others, Xia Ye ate and drank his fill and left.

Yu Mian looked at Xia Ye's tall and majestic back and muttered softly.

"My junior uncle-master, you are truly a god!"

Everyone in the cafeteria was already stunned and nodded in agreement: Senior Sister is right!

Xia Ye held her stomach all the way and returned to her room listening to the rumbling sound of water in her stomach.

After being filled with grief and indignation, she became more determined to go to Tianlu College. The dull life in Baihua Valley was really not suitable for a beautiful omnivore like her.

He opened the jade slip and soon immersed himself in cultivation.

In the blink of an eye, two months passed quickly. Xia Ye opened his eyes and jumped up again because of the countless pairs of eyes in front of him.

"What the hell?"

"It's not a ghost, it's the Flower Fairy, Fairy..."

The elders hurriedly explained.

Xia Ye's forehead was filled with black lines, "What are you doing?"

The carnivorous plant fairy who was in charge of the Punishment Hall spoke excitedly.

"You have already reached the middle stage of foundation building, Junior Uncle-Master! Fight with me!"

The fairy of the red spider lily, who was in charge of the martial arts hall and had a murderous aura, said coldly.

"He is truly a genius in cultivation. Building a foundation does not require any elixir, but is as simple as eating and drinking."

The Peony Fairy who is in charge of the Treasure Pavilion has beautiful eyebrows and eyes, but her eyes are wandering around on Xia Ye.

"Young Master-Uncle is truly domineering. He has reached the middle stage of foundation building in just two months. His whole body is full of treasures!"

The Honeysuckle Fairy from the Alchemy Pavilion secretly pulled a few strands of Xia Ye's hair while Xia Ye was not paying attention.

"My junior uncle has cultivated so fast, this hair should be able to be used as medicine, I will take it back and try it. You don't mind, do you?"

Xia Ye: ...a bunch of psychopaths...I don't want to be associated with them...

Xia Ye turned her head to Hua Yin Xian Zun, hoping that she could say something and uphold justice for her.

As expected, Immortal Master Hua Yin rolled up his sleeves with great interest, and said with a smile as if he was going to perform surgery on Xia Ye.

"Uncle Junior, the ancestor said that your body structure is different from that of an ordinary person, especially your dantian. I will cut you open for everyone to see, and then sew you up.

How about applying some scar removal cream and making sure it is back to its original state, so that you can't even tell it was dissected?"

"Not so good? You bunch of disobedient and unfilial sons, I, your uncle, will expel you from the sect." Xia Ye yelled at them loudly.

Immortal Master Hua Yin and several elders waved their hands hurriedly, turned around and filed out.

"Master Junior is so thin-skinned and can't stand being teased."

"Just, let's see what's wrong. We won't die."

"Oh, hurry up, hurry up, if Junior Uncle gets angry, the old ancestor will smash our heads."

So, is this Hundred Flowers Valley so stupid, cute, and violent from top to bottom?

Xia Ye chewed on the three words "Baihua Valley" and fell into deep self-doubt.

Before she could even doubt the duration of three breaths, she heard the voices of Hua Yin and several elders begging for mercy from outside.

"Spiritual Master, please spare us! Spiritual Master, please spare us! We will never dare to do it again... We will never dare to do it again..."

Xia Ye's eyes lit up when she heard this. Her little Qilin came to avenge her!

Xia Ye hurried out of the door and was amused by the scene in front of him and laughed out loud.

"Hahahaha...every action has its consequences, and your retribution is to offend me!"

The Water Qilin had one kick on its left foot, one on its right foot, two on its hind legs, and one on its head. It was kicking Hua Yin's five people around in the air like an acrobat and was having a lot of fun.

The Water Kirin made Xia Ye famous in this battle. From then on, Hua Yin and others no longer dared to hang around her and tease her.

It turns out that the Water Qilin is so powerful that the five Divine Transformation Masters are just like five sandbag toys in its eyes.

No wonder the female cultivators in Baihua Valley are generally weak, but can still be ranked among the top ten sects. This turns out to be the reason.

Xia Ye hugged the huge and thick water unicorn thighs and kissed them again and again, expressing his emotion.

"Is this what it feels like to hug someone's thigh? It feels so good!"

When she goes to Tianlu College, she must ride on the Water Qilin. Just imagine how cool that scene will be!

What are the geniuses from various sects?

She is not even afraid of Liu Qifeng, the old villain who is at the peak of the Spiritual Transformation stage. With a kick from her Water Qilin feet, she is guaranteed to kick him out of the universe.

She excitedly invited Shui Qilin, "Let's go out on a date... bah bah bah...let's go out and have fun together?"

Shui Qilin shook his head and spoke in human language, "Although I am the only Mahayana master on the continent, I am restricted by the founder of the sect, Shui Furong Xianjun. I can only stay in Baihua Valley to guard the sect and cannot go out and wander around."

With his good wishes dashed, Xia Ye ran to the cafeteria again, turned his grief and anger into appetite, gulped down a bellyful of porridge, and returned to his room to continue practicing.

Another fifteen days passed, and Xia Ye woke up from his cultivation, feeling empty inside his body.

The last bit of spiritual energy from the Marrow Breaking Pill she took was used up, and she only remained at the late stage of foundation building, unable to go any further.

Xia Ye opened her eyes, and a pair of cloudy, weathered old eyes were staring at her.

Xia Ye was really angry this time.

She jumped up and yelled, "Are you guys done yet? Do you think it's fun to scare people by pretending to be ghosts?"

The old ancestor sighed, "My disciple, Master is kind enough to remind you that the enrollment competition will start in half a month. It will be time to set off for Tianlu Academy in a few days."

On the road, what road? The road to the underworld?

Xia Ye said "oh" in annoyance, and seeing that the old man was still not leaving, he had no choice but to ask in a low voice.

"Do you have anything else to do, old man?"

The old ancestor stared at Xia Ye for a long while, then suddenly grabbed Xia Ye by the back of the neck and fled, "Master will take you to the Treasure Pavilion to pick out a magic weapon."

Xia Ye's neck was suddenly caught and he kicked his legs wildly, rolling his eyes to the sky.

Sure enough, the custom of pulling people by the back of their necks in Baihua Valley is inherited from their ancestors.

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