After going crazy, he was pampered by the heroine's geniuses

Just when Xia Ye was puzzled, a pink and tender figure came jumping towards Xia Ye from behind the spirit beast army.

Each step was precise on the heads of those large carnivorous beasts.

The large animals that were stepped on were so frightened that they buried their heads and dared not make a sound.

"You little bastard! Did you drive these spirit beasts here? What are you going to do? Beat me up!"

Xia Ye narrowed his eyes and looked at this soft and cute little ball with murderous intent.

The little bastard hurriedly shook his head and pointed anxiously at the army of spirit beasts behind him. He smacked his lips and raised his two little front paws to pretend to eat.

Xia Ye narrowed his eyes and thought for a while, "You mean to say that these spirit beasts are the rations you rushed over to bring me?"

The little bastard nodded happily and ran to Xia Ye's feet and rubbed her legs.

He rolled over on the ground to make her happy.

It’s as if to say, do you think I’m being well-behaved?

I've given you so much food, just don't eat me!

Xia Ye chuckled. This little thing really understood human nature and knew how to please her.

Forget it, let's leave it alone for now.

Xia Ye kicked the little bastard who was still trying to act cute.

"Okay, you little bastard, get up! I won't eat you anymore."

The pink little ball who was trying to act coquettishly on the ground froze.

What the hell?

little bastard?

Who should I call?

I am one of the ancient ferocious beasts. How dare you call me that?

It turned over and wanted to bare its teeth at Xia Ye, but when it saw Xia Ye giving it a naughty look, it immediately started spinning around happily and wagging its tail.

Little bastard, good to hear, good to hear!

The name given by the owner is very domineering!

Xia Ye ignored the little boy who was going crazy alone, walked up and tore off one of the golden eagle's thighs.

I dragged it to the stream, washed it, and then felt worried.

You need fire to roast this thing, right?

But where could she get a fire in this dense forest that blocked out the sun?

She turned her gaze towards the little ball that was still spinning madly in an attempt to bite its tail.

"Little bastard! Stop being cute!

Hurry up and make a fire, I want to roast some chicken legs!"

When the little bastard heard that there was food, he immediately shouted to the spirit beast army.

“Uuhaha…haha…”

Xia Ye didn't know what this thing was shouting, but he saw one of the flame beasts in the middle stage of the Nascent Soul crawling out and suddenly spit out a ball of flame towards the golden eagle leg in Xia Ye's hand.

In a short while, the golden eagle leg was roasted.

Then the Flame Beast crawled back and pretended to be dead.

And this kind of operation?

Xia Ye was happy. Now that she had a little bastard, whenever she wanted to eat the meat of a spirit beast, wouldn't she just have to ask it to summon a flame beast?

This thing is great, it maxes out essential life skills for home and travel.

This time she sincerely rubbed the little bastard's head and praised him.

"Not bad! Little bastard, just follow me from now on, and I promise to make sure you have everything you need."

When the little bastard heard this, he jumped up and down with joy and bit Xia Ye's finger.

As Xia Ye's cultivation level increased, the defense of his chaotic Taoist body had already become as strong as a solid wall. He had just fought with the golden eagle for a long time but did not suffer any injury at all.

But now it was cut by a bite from a small pet, and just when Xia Ye narrowed his eyes and was about to get angry.

The chanting of an ancient contract sounded in her ears.

A red talisman array rose up under her and the little bastard's feet, a red light flashed, and the contract was established.

The little bastard's babyish voice rang in her mind.

"Master! Master! I'm a little bastard! I'm already your contracted beast!"

Xia Ye frowned and said unsatisfactorily, "Who allowed you to contract me on your own initiative? Apart from being able to order these spirit beasts to obey, what else can you do?"

The little bastard was so anxious that he stuttered when he heard this.

"Master! I am...very useful. I am...born with the ability to...distinguish between good and evil in human beings. I can tell whether a person is good or bad just by...raising my nose."

Xia Ye was still reluctant, "This is not a great skill. I still have to support you and find food and drink for you. It's really troublesome."

The little bastard wagged his tail, looking eager to show off.

"Also, Master, I can turn waste into treasure!"

After saying this, it was still afraid that Xia Ye wouldn't believe it, so it lowered its head and ate a stone. Before Xia Ye could even blink, it pulled it out from behind.

The stone actually turned into a low-grade spirit stone.

Xia Ye: “…”???

Xia Ye’s eyes almost popped out of their sockets in shock. Isn’t this the legendary Midas touch in the world of immortal cultivation?

This is a method only gods can use, right?

This little bastard is good!

There is actually such a function, but it's just a thought that all the good things are pulled out of this little bastard's asshole.

Xia Ye's high spirits began to subside a little.

"Do you have to eat it and then poop it out to turn waste into treasure?"

The little bastard nodded repeatedly, "Yes! Master! I don't have any internal organs in my stomach, only a rectum. I can't digest things, I can only evolve things.

However, I am still young and have only lived for two thousand years. I can only turn stones into low-grade spiritual stones. If you wait for me to live for another two thousand years, you will be able to turn stones into medium-grade spiritual stones. "

Two thousand years is still young?

Xia Ye thought that she didn’t know whether she could live to two thousand years later!

However, with the little bastard, she won't have to worry about money anymore. With a money printing machine in her hand, she will be the richest woman in the world!

Xia Ye ate the golden eagle leg happily, making the little bastard drool with envy.

She was particularly caring towards the little bastard at this time, pointing at the remaining big golden eagle.

"That's all given to you!"

The little bastard jumped for joy three times. He had been able to move only on the ground since he was born, and he had eaten all kinds of spiritual beasts, but rarely got to eat spiritual beasts that flew in the sky like this one.

Today I can finally enjoy a satisfying meal.

It followed Xia Ye's example and asked the Flame Beast to roast the whole golden eagle, and then started to eat it with a smacking sound.

Xia Ye had just chewed half of a golden eagle's leg when she looked up and saw a scene that blew her mind.

The little bastard was eating the golden eagle meat in the front. He took a bite of the meat from the Jindan period, pulled out a piece of the Yuanying period meat, and then shook his butt and threw the pulled meat into the spirit beast army.

Those respectful carnivorous spirit beasts immediately scrambled to eat the spirit meat that the little bastard had excreted, as if they had obtained an elixir.

As they were scrambling for the thing, they started attacking each other, and the fight ended with bloody heads.

"Hey!"

Xia Ye looked at the golden eagle meat in his hand and retched, and suddenly felt that it was not delicious anymore.