Confiscated my property and exiled me, I emptied the emperor's old nest to escape famine

Chapter 169: Loud Farts Don’t Stink, Stinky Farts Don’t Make Loud Fart

Ye Fei:......

Skinny dog?

Skinny cat?

"Aren't your two names a bit too random?"

She looked at the skinny dog ​​and the skinny cat and really had no intention of accepting them.

Seeing Ye Fei’s speechless expression, Skinny Dog didn’t feel embarrassed.

He scratched his head and explained, "Because we are small but smart, that's why everyone calls us that."

"I think skinny dogs and skinny cats are pretty suitable for us, so I just keep calling them that."

"Now it seems that these two names are our good fortune."

"As long as I can survive, it doesn't matter whether the name is nice or not."

"Now we have met you guys again, which once again proves the importance of the names Skinny Dog and Skinny Cat."

"Hero, please accept us."

"When we were in Moon City, we were impressed by your heroic appearance."

"We have been chasing you with all our might all the way, fearing that we might lose you."

Skinny Dog spoke in a powerful voice, looking at Ye Fei expectantly and flatteringly.

Ye Fei shook his head and refused without hesitation: "I don't need an entourage."

The thin cat, who had been silent the whole time, assured earnestly: "Don't worry, hero, we won't follow you in vain."

"We can help with chores, cooking and laundry, and we can also help inquire about various news along the way."

"Some things are more suitable for the two of us to do."

"We can also chat with the young master to relieve his boredom, which is very useful."

"We just want to live longer with you."

"Okay, you can stay." Before Ye Fei agreed, Ye Qingyun on the side agreed.

Ye Fei looked at Ye Qingyun in confusion.

Ye Qingyun patted Ye Fei's hand distressedly: "Fei'er, let the two of them follow."

"You have been taking care of us all along the way. Daddy sees it and it hurts his heart."

"Although these two men look sloppy, they are obviously experienced in the underworld."

"With their help, you don't have to work so hard."

The skinny dog ​​and the skinny cat stayed with Ye Fei by relying on their shameless skills.

There was a sudden noise from behind.

The skinny dog ​​and skinny cat immediately got up and left, then quickly came back to report to Ye Fei:

"Miss Ye, there is a figure chasing us from behind."

"It might be the soldiers who broke into Moon City before."

"Should we ride away quickly?"

Ye Fei frowned as he looked at the people around him.

The thin cat immediately shouted to the people around him: "Run separately, don't gather in groups."

"Running in a dispersed manner can reduce the danger."

Skinny Cat’s words touched the hearts of many people.

But there were still many people looking around: "Where is the hero just now?"

"We want to follow the hero."

The thin cat immediately scolded with a tone of disappointment: "Don't worry about the hero, the hero can't take care of you all your life."

"You have all your limbs intact and you have horses and luggage with you. You can definitely find a way to survive."

"Let's split up and run quickly. If we delay any longer, we will be caught up."

"That's right, let's go."

"Besides, it's hard to say whether the hero is still here."

"Maybe the hero has already left, but we just didn't notice it."

"Let's go, let's go..."

The crowd around them suddenly started riding their horses and running in different directions.

"Hehehe..." Skinny Dog made an obscene sound as he looked at the crowd that disappeared all of a sudden.

Ye Fei was speechless.

Skinny Dog and Skinny Cat are both a little clever, but their styles are rather vulgar and scoundrel.

"Let's go too."

Ye Qingyun greeted.

But soon, Ye Fei felt something was wrong again.

Ye Qingyun, Skinny Dog and Skinny Cat also noticed it.

During another break, Skinny Dog finally approached the dozen or so people who had been walking with them for a long time and kept a close distance with them:

"Brother, where are you from and where are you going now?"

Although Ye Fei didn't go over, her ears and peripheral vision were paying attention to the movements of the skinny dog.

She heard one of the men cough weakly.

Then another man's voice sounded: "Go wherever there is a road."

"I just didn't expect that after all this time, we would be the only two of us left together."

"This is our destiny, why don't we travel together?"

"My name is Wen Zuo, this is Wen You, we are both the young master's followers."

"My son is..."

"My name is Wen Yi." Before Wen Zuo could finish his words, Ye Fei heard the coughing man introduce himself.

Then he walked towards Ye Fei: "Don't worry, girl, we have no ill intentions."

"Now we all just want to find a stable place to settle down. Our goals are the same."

"My family background was good before I fell into trouble, so these followers all have some skills."

"We can travel together, but we will not interfere with each other."

Ye Fei glanced at the man named Wen Yi and only believed half of what he said.

The most important thing is that Wen Yi looked like he was seriously poisoned.

Ye Fei had a hunch that Wen Yi and the others were not simple people.

She didn't want to have anything to do with these people at all.

So she didn't respond to Wen Yi.

Wen Yi was not embarrassed and sat down next to Ye Fei.

The thin cat immediately squeezed towards Ye Fei, trying to push Wen Yi away from Ye Fei.

Unexpectedly, Wen Yi, who looked sickly, was not pushed away by the skinny cat.

"How useless... How come some people are even more shameless than me..."

Skinny Dog rolled his eyes and muttered after seeing this.

Then he came to Wen Yi and farted loudly: "Excuse me, Master Wen, people have urgent needs."

"I just can't help it..."

Ye Fei:......

Wen Yi:......

Loud farts don’t smell bad, and stinky farts don’t sound loud.

That's true, but the fart this skinny dog ​​lets out is so disgusting.

Ye Fei took Ye Qingyun and the others and left the scene immediately.

Wen Yi reacted quickly as well and immediately moved away from the fart scene.

The distance between the two of them suddenly widened.

"Hmph, let me show you how powerful I am."

"Our girl is not someone that anyone can get close to."

The skinny dog ​​achieved his goal and winked at Ye Fei smugly.

"To injure the enemy by 800 means to injure one thousand of your own is so stupid."

Ye Fei waved at the skinny dog ​​in disdain, telling him to stay away from her.

Wen Yi's follower Wen Zuo was so angry that he ran to Shou Gou and asked, "You did it on purpose."

"You actually deliberately ran to the young master's side and let him go... How could there be someone like you in the world?"

"He is a scoundrel and a disgrace to society."

When the skinny dog ​​heard this, he immediately retorted: "Bah, you are the scoundrels."

"Don't think I can't see that you are following our girl on purpose."

"A group of grown men followed a little girl to save their lives. Who is disrespectful?"

"I'm giving you a fart, which is already a great honor for you."

"You...you..." Wen Zuo's face turned red with anger.

But he couldn't speak as freely as a skinny dog.

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