I'm making weapons at Peking Opera Cat

Joke System: Just leave the body here, merge the souls of the travelers together, and then stay together.

Then, on a sunny day in Maotu, above someone.

Suddenly, dark clouds gathered and thunder roared.

Something hit the ground with a bang. This place happened to be a bamboo forest.

The dark clouds went away and the thunder stopped.

I saw a person appear on the ground, oh, not a cat.

I saw that the cat's eyes were purple and its fur was golden yellow.

The yellow cat crawled out of the pit, brushed off the dust on its body, and started with a traditional Chinese line: Damn, where the hell is this?

Looking at the bamboos around me, I wondered if I had fallen into the bamboo forest.

No, that’s not right. The “yellow cat” looked at his hand, which was covered with hair. He was stunned and waited for two or three minutes before waking up.

I started to doubt myself. Wasn't I hit by a car? Who am I and where am I? Why are my hands so hairy? What the hell is this?

There happened to be a river nearby, and the yellow cat walked to the river and saw, I…I…, I turned into a cat. This is unscientific! Shouldn’t this be a plot that only exists in novels? And why am I not wearing any clothes or pants! Could it be that I am not clean enough? Why am I here? Wasn’t I killed by a car? Could it be that this is heaven?

Can anyone explain to me why this is happening?

Do you want to accept the system? A sentence appeared in the mind of "Yellow Cat".

The yellow cat didn't even think about it and said: We don't even know where this is, so just accept it.

Acceptance system [10%…50%…100%]

A light blue ball appeared, about the size of a basketball.

Congratulations to the host on his rebirth. The yellow cat said: What?

After saying that, my head started to hurt. Ah…ah…this is the memory of the original cat! Oh! So that's it, I traveled through time! The original cat is dead, fine, I will use his body to live on for him!

No, isn't this something that only happens in novels? Why is this happening to me, system?

No, no, no, what about my family?

System: Hello host, I am a joke system. You can call me a joke or call me by my nickname.

First of all, host, you have to face the reality. You are already dead, so don’t care about so many details. Just live your life well here.

Mingjie sighed and said, "In that case, I am dead in reality, but I still can't let go of my parents and sister. Forget it, don't think about it for now." He sighed again.

Mingjie: Where is this joke system?

Joke System: Host, this is the Peking Opera Cat world.

What? Mingjie exclaimed, but soon came to his senses and said: "What a joke! Why did this car hit me so accurately? Why not hit someone else? And I need to put on my clothes!"

Joke System: Host, don't ask so many questions. This is your fate, you can't change it. Host, I only have a purple sweater, pants, and shoes. Do you want them or not?

Mingjie: What? How can this be? My fate is in my own hands. But I still put on my clothes, pants and shoes.

Joke System: Go away, host. You’ve seen too much Nezha, right?

Mingjie: This is a novel by Peking Opera Cat, right? My deskmate talks about it all the time, so I at least understand a little bit.

First of all, I have to protect myself. I heard from Changcheng that if there is chaos, it will do this and that, so we need to be a certain sect.

System: Host, you obviously don’t understand, so let me explain it to you.

A long time ago, there was a melon country called Guatu. The melon land was filled with golden ke La! When a melon inhaled the golden ke La, it would turn into... One day, a melon named Runtu struck a golden gong... Runtu created the 12 melon schools of Peking Opera...

Oh, no, no, no, I'm sorry host, this is not the right thing. I clicked the wrong one by mistake. Don't worry about it. The following one is the correct one.

There is a cat kingdom called Cat Earth. Chaos permeates the Cat Earth. Cats that inhale the chaos will turn into monsters... Xiu created the Twelve Sects of Peking Opera Cats...

Mingjie: You joke system, stop it right now and stop nagging me. I don’t want to hear any more of this. Just tell me what the twelve sects are.

Joke system: They are the four guards in the text: accept, supervise, record, and judge. The eight directions of Wu Zong: hand, eye, body, step, sing, recite, do, and fight.

Mingjie: Then which one is better?

Joke system: 1v1 is definitely the main one.

Mingjie: What a funny system! I want to be Zong’s Peking Opera Cat.

Joke System: Okay, wait a moment, I'll load a few modules.

Loading completed, inputting the host's...mutated hand-zong rhyme power. Completed in one hour. 59 minutes and 59 seconds..., after the time is up, it will help the host hide the hand-zong rhyme power, except for the host's automatic exposure.

Mingjie: Well, I will have the rhythmic energy to be the Zong in an hour. Well, no, no, no, it’s a joke. I want to be the Zong, what are you doing with my Zong hand?

Joke system: It's a mutant hand with a rhyme power of 0k, and I'm sorry, I just graduated from the system school.

I slipped and accidentally entered the hand sect, but at least it was mutated. It's a pity that I can't change it.

Mingjie: Zhuo, isn't this a scam? I seriously doubt the practicality of your system! Is there really a warranty for your system?

Joke system: n0nono, host, you are too narrow-minded. Hand Sect: Rhyme is the rhyme of the hand, originating from the chest cavity, and is the rhyme created by holding a pipe. It is good at making various weapons and props. And please don't question me!

Mingjie heard it and said: Oh, my idea has been opened up, it turns out to be making weapons. Mingjie smiled slightly.

The system was so fucking horrified when it saw this smile.

But Mingjie thought about what to do with the materials? Question: Didn’t the joke system require materials before this? And what are you doing with it?

Joke system I have:

Automatic navigation, electronic maps, etc.

Host, you can get points by completing tasks, and then go to the material mall to buy materials. You can also exchange rare materials for points.

Buy daily necessities in the Life Mall, such as sunglasses, potatoes, cat currency...

Issuing a task: Go to Dongqiang Town. Reward: Advanced Body Skills, Points: 500

Mingjie heard it and said: Oh, that's it. Navigate to that town.

Joke System: The host is Dongqiang Town.

Mingjie: Stop talking nonsense and navigate quickly.

Joke System: I suggest that the host should not talk to me after entering, because others cannot see me. It is not impossible for others to see me if they want. As long as you agree, others can see me.

After an hour of twists and turns, the hand's rhyme power was loaded.

Navigation system: Already arrived at Dongqiang Town.

Mingjie: What a joke! Your navigation system is not working. I’ve been walking for an hour and I’m almost starving.

Joke system: Don't worry about so many details.

Mingjie: But details determine success or failure!

Joke System: This is not a game! This is a cartoon world! The scene is extremely awkward.

Mingjie: You are farting!

Joke System: Host, don’t worry about it, just leave first.

The language dialogue is over.