Live fortune telling: All the people in the underworld are her younger brothers
Chapter 129 Cat defeats him
Jiang Ling took a look at the woman's face. She was very pretty, twenty-seven years old, with a stable career and a relatively harmonious family.
[Don't cry, sister. Although we all know that the person who draws the lucky bag is not simple, I believe that you must be innocent! ]
[Don't cry, don't cry, hahahaha, how can a cute kitten be a nemesis? It's more like a lucky star. ]
[Marriage is not important, making money is the best strategy. 】
[If you ask me, it's a man's problem. What does it have to do with cute kittens? ]
[Do you girls really not want to fall in love now? No wonder I can’t find a girlfriend, woo woo. ]
Jiang Ling opened the reward channel: "If the first lucky bag doesn't count, what do you count as?"
The woman understood what he meant and immediately sent a rocket.
Netizens took advantage of the moment when the reward announcement was opened to be dazzled by the various reward special effects.
In just a few seconds, you can earn tens of thousands.
After receiving the rocket, Jiang Ling quickly closed the channel and silently exchanged chess pieces with Xiao Huang again.
"Hello, Master Jiang, hello netizens, my name is Yang Shitong, I'm 27 years old, I've been busy with work and have no time to find a partner. At the beginning of this year, my family arranged a blind date for me. Actually, I didn't want to find one because I wanted to focus all my energy on work. But my family said that I'm too old and what will happen if I don't find a boyfriend when I'm old."
Yang Shitong sat upright, looking at the tens of millions of people online in the live broadcast room. She felt a little uneasy at first, but as she spoke, she couldn't help but start to complain.
"My aunts and uncles kept urging me, so I finally had to compromise. However, this blind date has good looks and height, and after getting to know each other, I found that his character is also OK. Overall, he is indeed a good marriage partner, but I feel in my heart... I just don't like him."
[Jimei, life doesn't just have to be about getting married. You should take charge of your own life. If you don't like each other, then don't be together. At worst, you can go to a nursing home together in the future! ]
[Hey, fellow travelers, I have already started saving money to go to a nursing home, sisters, let’s make an appointment together. ]
[Men are accessories, not necessities. It’s a different era now, and people are still urging you to get married. If your genes instinctively resist him, then you can’t be together.]
So what does this have to do with kittens?
[Hehehe, Master Jiang played chess with the little snake, but he didn't win a single game. Sorry, my focus got lost.]
Speaking of kittens, Yang Shitong curled her lips and said dissatisfiedly, "After we talked for a while, we were going to meet each other's parents and then move on to the next stage, but the man suddenly said that he could tell fortunes and there were some taboos. He also asked me if I had a kitten and said that cats were bad for my love palace and asked me to abandon it, otherwise my marriage life would be a mess. I felt so confused."
There are many people who keep pets nowadays, and there are countless cat lovers.
Is it really so outrageous to say that cats are bad for the emotional house?
[I don’t know, I don’t understand, I don’t respect, I’ve heard before that black cats are unlucky, and now there’s another saying that cats are bad luck for the relationship? ]
[Palace? Fortune telling? Not divination? What is the connection? ]
[Let’s break up, even if we don’t have any feelings for each other. 】
[There is definitely something fishy going on!!!]
[You don't like him in the first place, there's no need to force yourself to be together, raise your hand, I'm a man, and I'm also a cat lover. ]
Yang Shitong looked at the comments from netizens who understood her very well, nodded repeatedly, and asked Jiang Ling: "Master Jiang, is what that man said true?"
Jiang Ling shook her head and said decisively: "It's fake."
Yang Shitong heaved a sigh of relief when she heard Jiang Ling's answer, but then she became a little confused: "Then why did he lie to me? What's the point?"
Netizens are also very curious.
We are getting married soon, and for no reason, they say cats are unlucky in marriage. It makes no sense.
Jiang Ling looked at Yang Shitong carefully, and sighed softly, feeling that it was a bit outrageous. For the sake of accuracy, she asked, "Do you have any photos?"
"Yes, the ID photo taken before the blind date has some beautification elements. I will send it to you privately."
Yang Shitong immediately returned to the backstage and sent the photos privately to Jiang Ling.
Soon, Jiang Ling spoke again: "Didn't he ask you before, if the cat and he fell into the river, who would you save?"
[Huh? ? Your mom and I fell into the river, who will you save first? ]
[Is this brother sure he has graduated from elementary school? ]
[If my wife hadn’t told me this herself, I would never have believed that there was such an outrageous question.]
[Who should I save? No one should save you. Asking such a question, shake off the mud in your brain before speaking.]
[Although I don’t have a cat and I’m not a cat lover, I can’t understand adults who can ask such questions. ]
[Sister, when you eat at his banquet, you can only spend 200 yuan at most, nothing more.]
When talking about this, Yang Shitong was furious: "Yes, I have raised my furry kid since he was two or three months old, and I have raised him for several years. I have only known him for a few months. How presumptuous of you to suddenly ask such a question? I reacted quite strongly at the time, and because of my intense reaction, he confirmed the fact that cats are unlucky for me. I am really... speechless."
[If that's the case, why don't you just break up? Then why are you still looking for Master Jiang? ]
If that were all, Yang Shitong wouldn't have fallen into self-doubt and started to explain.
"After that day, for some reason, a lot of bizarre things did happen. A flower pot inexplicably fell on the road, my takeaway was stolen, my tire burst, and all kinds of unlucky and outrageous things happened. Then the man sent me a message, saying that he had calculated with his fingers that the cat was not only carving my marriage, but also my luck. I've been particularly fond of watching Master Jiang's live broadcast recently, and the sound... I was still a little nervous."
【I understand.】
[No way, I haven't heard of such a thing. ]
[Counting with your fingers? You have kept him for so many years without any problems, why is there a problem as soon as he comes out? Sister, it is not the kitten that is unlucky for you, but the man! ]
[Haha, the sister upstairs is the real master. ]
Jiang Ling: "The one who is really unlucky by cats is not you, but him."
Yang Shitong blinked in confusion.
Netizens:? ? ?
Jiang Ling: "He had a girlfriend before, and they lived together. His girlfriend had a cat, but he didn't like it very much.
When his girlfriend was away on a business trip, he was alone with the cat, which made him even more intolerant of the cat, so he broke the cat's legs. When his girlfriend came back, they broke up because of the cat.
After that, he always felt that it was the cat that brought bad luck to him. If it wasn’t for the cat, he wouldn’t have broken up. ”
Yang Shitong: !!!!!!!!!
Netizens:? ? ? ? ?
This is really...eye-opening.
Jiang Ling didn't finish her words and continued, "Coincidentally, his other current girlfriend also has a cat."
Now?? Another girlfriend??? Girlfriend???
The corners of Yang Shitong's mouth twitched in shock.
The melons that were eaten by the netizens fell to the ground in an instant.
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