Who knows, my mortal enemy is actually a baby who defies nature

Feng Yaoyao: [Huh? Isn't that the male lead? The male lead is already that big...ah——the baby is not happy——]

Hou Xiangyi: [Get lost! I don’t want to be the male protagonist who was fired by the female devil. I am so rich and powerful, what kind of woman can’t I get? I want to be the male protagonist of my own universe! Who the hell wants to be the male vase among your female protagonists? ]

Feng Yaoyao: [In books, the heroine is always the best and the supporting actress is always the worst. Why is my baby so unlucky——]

Hou Xiangyi: [The heroine cheats? How did that zombie cheat? Being subjected to inhumane human experiments is called cheating? And he died young. But you, besides not growing up, are a little princess who has no shortage of food and clothing, and you have a beautiful woman Si Xueyao to serve you every day. If I were you, I would be so happy.]

Ah!!! The voices of these two people kept ringing in my head. I was about to explode!

Feng Yaoyao: [I can only drink milk every day...]

Hou Xiangyi: [What's wrong with drinking milk? I just like drinking milk, hehehe...]

Feng Yaoyao: [I can only lie down...]

Hou Xiangyi: [It’s not a good life to win without doing anything, how many people are envious… Wow! It’s so big! ]

What's so big?

I took a look.

Huh? Oh——

This is so big!

You men really lose your mind the moment you see breasts!

My mind is filled to the brim and I can't think of anything else.

Feng Yaoyao: [Oh my god! It’s so big! ]

Well, we women are attracted to it too.

Hou Xiangyi: [Brother wants to bury himself in there...]

Hou Xiangyi's eyes widened and his saliva was almost flowing.

A look of clear wisdom.

This is not enough.

Feng Yaoyao: [This is really abnormal...]

Hou Xiangyi: [How can it be a deformity! It is perfection! It is heaven——]

There were obviously only the two of them, but their chat felt like it was flooding my mind.

Who can help me?

I really wish I had a mute button in my brain!

I just want to be knocked unconscious right now, that's what I really think.

Suddenly, I remembered something.

I turned to look at Si Huangtian: "Emperor Father."

"Hmm?" Si Huangtian looked at the performance in front of him with a little laziness.

"This will prick your head." I pointed to the center of your eyebrows.

Si Huangtian glanced over, and there was immediately a hint of displeasure in his expression.

It was as if even if the thing he gave me would hurt me, I was not allowed to say anything bad.

"Want to take it off?" His thin lips barely moved as he uttered the dull words.

But in his cold eyes, it is clear that if you dare to say no, he will make you suffer more in the future.

I shook my head: "Father Emperor, can you stab Xiaoxiao now?"

Si Huangtian opened his eyes, which were always slightly narrowed, and there was a flicker of twisted excitement in them.

His lips began to raise a sinister and perverse smile: "Xiaoxiao... like it?"

"Well, I felt numb and dizzy after the injection." I pointed to my head. This was indeed how I felt at the time.

But it's not the most severe pain.

That would make me drool and it wouldn't be a good feeling.

Si Huangtian's eyes became more and more intense, as if my words finally made him feel excited that he hadn't felt for a long time.

He gently held my chin and leaned down.

He actually kissed me between the eyebrows. His cold lips instantly triggered a stream of electricity.

"Sizzle!" It didn't hurt, but it achieved the effect I wanted.

My brain is numb.

"Om-"

The brain is finally quiet.

All the sounds were like I was sinking to the bottom of the water, buzzing and unclear.

I really don’t want to listen to Feng Yaoyao and Hou Xiangyi chatting about those meaningless nonsense anymore.

I can finally focus on the show.

Although I can't hear the music clearly, the girls' graceful dancing is still beautiful.

Si Huangtian's call helped me mute the sound and saved my night.

How is this thing controlled? I want to learn.

In the future, when you need it, give yourself a good mute.

After a long period of silence, the sound began to become clear.

I don’t know if it was because this wonderful performance was too fascinating, or because Hou Xiangyi and Feng Yaoyao fell asleep, but they were silent.

【Wow--】

Well, they didn’t fall asleep, they were just so amazed by the show that their brains went blank.

Suddenly, the whole place became quiet.

Two beams of pure white light fell on the colorful and flowing star belt in the sky.

A small boat as if made of crystal appeared on the beautiful galaxy.

On the crystal flying boat, there were two otherworldly figures, one standing and one sitting, they were Lou Ye and Lou E.

"Ah——" An ethereal chant sounded, without any musical accompaniment, or even without any extra lyrics, but it flowed into people's hearts like a trickle of water.

Lou Ye's voice is as clear and bright as crystal.

Lou'e's voice was melodious and continuous, like the chirping of an oriole.

Not only are their appearances indistinguishable, but even their voices are indistinguishable.

They possess a beauty that transcends gender.

[This is too awesome! Zhou Shen from the Ethereal World! ]

Hou Xiangyi’s inner voice instantly destroyed everything!

I grabbed my long hair and wanted to kill the male protagonist!

[It sounds good. Finally there is a program that I can watch. ]

Feng Yaoyao, your complaint is so arrogant!

Did you know that they are actually sacrifices!

The crystal flying boat slowly descended and came towards us, like the holy son of God, being sent to Si Huangtian.

As the flying boat got closer, Lou Ye and Lou E on the boat were also slightly surprised to see me.

The ethereal voice gradually disappeared from their lips, and the flying boat landed under Si Yumin's fairy seat.

Lou Ye and Lou E knelt down respectfully and prostrated themselves in the crystal flying boat.

The whole place fell silent. All the adults knew that the brother and sister were sacrifices.

Liao Xu said they were offering sacrifices.

Rong Yan said that no one has ever been able to get out of the Emperor's bed alive.

When Xiao Xingxiu heard about Si Huangtian’s bedroom, his face turned pale.

But Si Huangtian likes blood.

So, combining all the clues, we know what Si Huangtian likes to do in bed.

This brother and sister were meant to be tortured and killed by him, and he did it in such a cruel way.

The Empress Ling had already stood up, her expression calm: "Emperor, these are the two beauties that the King of the West presents to you."

[What a pity——] Hou Xiangyi’s heartbroken cry suddenly exploded in my mind.

[This Si Huangtian is open to both men and women~] Feng Yaoyao's voice of eating melons also rang out.

Can you two just be quiet for a moment! I need to save someone!

I really need to use my brain now!

I turned to look at Si Huangtian first and found that he was not at all excited as he was when I asked him to give me a computer.

I immediately realized that there was a chance to save this brother and sister!

But Si Huangtian's half-lowered eyes were always on Lou Ye and Lou E. It was unknown whether he wanted to accept it or had some other thoughts.

Si Huangtian didn't say anything, and Linghou didn't dare to speak again or return to her original seat, but stood there with her head bowed.

But he could vaguely sense that the Queen was beginning to feel uneasy.

My brain started to work at high speed.

Got it!

I started to build up my emotions, ready to throw a tantrum and demand them back.

Now, as long as it is something I want, Si Huangtian will not refuse to give it to me.

I just want to say that they sing well and the baby likes it.

I believe that Si Huangtian will give them to me!