Who knows, my mortal enemy is actually a baby who defies nature
Chapter 89: I became Hannibal
Things like sabotage are definitely what gay friends are best at.
Because our best friends know our darkest history.
"She is my sister after all, you should try to coax her." Si Yumin's voice was also heard from above, but it was obviously malicious.
Feng Qi glanced at Si Yumin and said, "You can coax your sister, but she is not my sister. I only coax my sister Xiaoxiao. It's boring enough to accompany you to watch these things today, otherwise I will definitely go to the academy to participate in the dragon riding competition."
Si Yumin opened his eyes, and the dragon-riding competition instantly ignited his young ambition.
But soon, he became even more depressed because he couldn't leave.
He put his hands into his sleeves and lowered his eyes: "Do you think I don't want to go? It feels like a child's play here."
Oh my, these two guys just turned nine years old, but they already think they are grown men and look down on little kids.
But this place does look like a Children's Day cultural performance.
As an adult, I don't watch it.
I want to watch the dragon riding competition too!
I crawled back to Hou Xiangting and Liao Xu: "I want to watch the dragon riding competition!"
"Xiaoxiao!"
"My beloved concubine!"
Suddenly, exclamations from Fengqi and Si Yumin were heard from above.
I looked up and they turned their heads to look at me in surprise.
He seemed a little surprised that I was here.
But soon, they saw two foxes next to me.
Si Yumin's eyes suddenly darkened again.
Feng Qi recognized them: "Is it Brother Xiangting and Brother Liaoxu?"
The two of them saluted Si Yumin in the form of foxes.
I immediately stood in front of them, hands on my hips, "I asked them to bring me here. I'm curious."
Si Yumin pursed his lips and stopped talking.
Feng Qi rolled his black eyes and looked at me: "Xiao Xiao, can you help me?"
I narrowed my eyes, feeling that Fengqi's favor was not a good one.
Si Yumin glanced at Feng Qi, as if he was also trying to see what Feng Qi was up to.
"What?" I asked with a sullen face.
Feng Qi smiled and raised the corners of his lips mischievously: "Good sister, help us scare away the girls here, so that Min and I can go to participate in the dragon riding competition."
Hearing Feng Qi's words, Si Yumin's eyes lit up again.
He patted Feng Qi's back with one hand: "Why didn't I think of that!"
My mouth slowly opened.
You two are really capable, using me like this.
I looked directly at Si Yumin: "You can just leave."
"No." Si Yumin's face was full of responsibility.
I immediately felt a sense of pride and honor in my heart.
Si Yumin used to like to shirk responsibility.
And now, under the influence of Fengqi, he has finally become a responsible and promising young man!
He then said, "If I leave like this, the families of these girls will think that their performance was not good enough and they will be scolded when they return."
This sentence moved me even more.
He is still the same person as before, with only himself in his heart.
He was so willful that he didn't care whether the girls would be scolded or not.
But now, he was thinking about these girls.
"My dear, please." Si Yumin clasped his hands over his chest and pouted at me.
He suddenly acted cute towards me, and even Hou Xiangting and Liao Xu were stunned for a moment.
Seeing how miserable he and Fengqi are here, I am the bad guy.
Who made him act cute towards me so rarely?
I nodded, and he and Fengqi immediately laughed like children.
If it were me, I would also like to go out and ride a dragon instead of watching singing and dancing here.
They both turned around and sat down immediately.
I pinch my paws and stretch my body.
Liao Xu's fox face was already showing a wicked smile.
Suddenly, his body began to grow slowly, and in the blink of an eye, he had turned into the vicious dog Hua Lian beside me, and turned from white to black.
Liao Xu's transformation skills are truly superb and smooth.
This shows how much Liao Xu loves to play.
I didn't even tell him to become a clown, but he became a clown.
My dear Lord Liao Xu, you really win my heart.
Hou Xiangting's little fox is now only at Liao Xu's feet.
I looked at Liao Xu and shook my head and sighed as I played with him.
"Go!" I waved my claws and Liao Xu jumped to my side.
Similarly, the serious Hou Xiangting would not be slutty even if he turned into a slutty fox.
Even if Liao Xu turned into a terrifying chaos beast, he still walked in a sexy way.
Then, we jumped out from behind the platform together and howled together: "Ah————"
Liao Xu's roar was exactly the same as Hua Lian's.
All of a sudden, all the children in the audience froze for a moment, then ran away crying.
"Ah—don't come and catch me—"
"Mother - Mother - I want to go home -"
"Ah-ah-"
All of a sudden, people were running and crying, and the scene became a mess.
Liao Xu and I stood there in a trance.
Before we could even show our skills, the children from the Fairy Palace disappeared.
What a sin, I actually started bullying children.
"Little Crown Princess..."
Phew! There is still one brave one left!
I turned around and saw that it was the little princess who liked Fengqi's younger brother, the one who loved to pick his nose.
He is not much older than me now.
He looked at me while picking his nose: "I heard you have some delicious food here, can you give me some?"
I didn't expect he was such a foodie.
I took out a piece of dried fish from my small purse and gave it to him.
Si Yumin and Feng Qi jumped down from the platform with ease.
The booger doll took it, smelled it, licked it, and exclaimed: "So this is what human flesh tastes like..."
Suddenly, Liao Xu, who had eaten the dried fish, and Hou Xiangting, who had walked out from behind the platform, both froze.
The next moment, both of them began to feel nauseous uncontrollably.
Feng Qi and Si Yumin also froze in their tracks, their faces almost twisted.
I was shocked and furious: "It's dried fish! It's fish meat! Fish meat!"
The booger doll was stunned for a moment, then let out a long sigh of relief.
But isn’t this kid too brave?
“Knowing” that it was human flesh, he still came to ask me for it.
"Who said this was human flesh!" I was anxious. This rumor was so outrageous!
Si Yumin also frowned: "Tell me, who said that."
The booger doll pointed behind him: "That's what they all said."
them……
Who else could...
I turned around and bumped into Liao Xu's stiff body. This was the terrifying power of rumor.
Rumor has it that I drink human blood and eat human hearts.
Now, there are even rumors that I eat human flesh and carry it with me.
"Little Princess, can you give me some fish?" the Booger Doll asked sincerely.
My face pressed weakly against Liao Xu's fleshy belly, and I took out a little bit and gave it to him with my backhand.
Come on, come on, stop accusing me of hiding dried human meat. I'm not Hannibal.
"Thank you, little princess!" He ran away happily.
"It's so infuriating! Those people who spread rumors are so annoying!" Fengqi was angry.
"Ignorance makes people fear the unknown." Hou Xiangting returned to his human form, and there was a hint of helplessness on his serious face.
Everyone doesn’t understand me. They just see me growing abnormally.
So, they fear me.
And here, I also have my own responsibility.
I had to do those cruel things in order to protect something.
This is also the main reason why everyone misunderstands that I am cruel because of the art of profit and loss.
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