Dressed as a super rare female, licked by countless big guys
Chapter 74: National Love Brain
As one of the two top universities on Zhuoyang Star, the Imperial Academy's studio is large and magnificent.
It is divided into three floors, each of which is spacious and bright enough to accommodate more than 100,000 students attending classes at the same time.
Wen You, a tech-geek science student, suddenly had to talk about literature in front of so many male beasts. It would be a lie to say that he was not nervous at all.
Not to mention that Dean Bai has obtained her consent and this class will be broadcast live in its entirety on the official account of the Imperial College.
Wen You had not originally intended to make such a big fuss, but the reason given by Dean Bai was beyond her ability to cope with - the Imperial College was extremely poor and urgently needed to start a side job to earn some extra money.
Old Bai humbly discussed with her that the live broadcast income should be distributed in a 9:1 ratio, 9% for Wen You and 1% for the academy.
The Imperial College invests all its funds in scientific research and never applies for patents for its research results. Regardless of whether it is a drug formula or a mechanical drawing, all are published on the Starnet for the benefit of the public.
It is precisely for this reason that the Imperial Academy has a simple and honest school spirit, and it is not an exaggeration to call it the dream school for the poor men.
How could they have imagined that the extremely noble Lord Wen You would actually skip the luxurious and elegant Royal Academy for Nobles and condescend to give lectures to ordinary beasts like them?
Once the news was released, the discussion became extremely heated. Not only did the Imperial College's campus network collapse, but even the global star network was stuck for a whole day.
At this moment, the Star Network live broadcast room had already been lurking with tens of billions of viewers. As soon as Wen You appeared on the podium, the screen was filled with colorful and large gifts.
[Damn it! Stop brushing! You're blocking me from greeting my wife!]
[Sorry, I didn’t want to do that, but my hands have their own ideas]
[Fortunately, I had foresight and opened the gift and cleared the screen in advance. Lady Wen You is so beautiful and cool today, shashasha~]
[Wow, I'm so touched. This is the blessing we, the people of Zhuoyang Star, have earned after being single for hundreds of millions of years! ]
[Wait, what's on the screen... Master Wen You wants to talk about soothing techniques? ]
[!!! I'm so sorry, I heard that the matter of male and female comfort is very private, and can only be taught by male elders to unmarried young males! ]
[We are unmarried males, that’s right. Master Wen You taught us soothing techniques. To put it in a rounded way, Master Wen You soothed us. We are so happy! ]
[It’s too exciting. I’m about to faint…]
The situation was like this in the live broadcast room, and the studio was even more crowded. The applause, cheers and screams lasted for several minutes, and there was no sign of stopping.
Wen You debugged the equipment and was about to transfer the courseware he had prepared in advance to the big screen behind him when he unexpectedly clicked on the page turner.
Some action pictures with beautiful painting styles, comparable to small color comics, come into view.
Wen You: “!!!”
The hundreds of thousands of gazes from the audience became scorching hot, mixed with primitive animal desires.
For a moment, Wen You could even clearly feel the male hormones around him surging, and the air became sticky and stuffy.
The hot-blooded young males had no intention of offending, but their weak willpower simply went on strike, and they themselves did not realize how crazy and infatuated they were with the way they looked at the little females.
Professor Changan had taught these things before. He was gentle, abstinent, and had a sharp tongue. If they were distracted for a moment, he would scold them severely. In addition, they had no idea in their minds, so it was difficult for them to have any evil thoughts.
But now, all those pictures of intimate intertwining turned into images of little females in their eyes, making their blood boil.
I think it should be Ying Changan’s courseware, what a social bummer... Wen You was speechless and quickly switched the page.
"Sorry, everyone. Today we are going to focus on prosody and idioms."
"Nice to meet you all. I'm the instructor of this class, Wen You."
These two simple sentences completely ignited the atmosphere of the scene. The audience cheered loudly, and those who didn't know thought she was giving some cutting-edge academic report.
Only Wen You himself knows that Chinese civilization has a long history and profound heritage, and this content is just a drop in the ocean.
One only regrets not having read enough books when one needs them. Unfortunately, she is a science student after all, and it is difficult for her to pass on all her wisdom perfectly.
However, Wen You underestimated the orcs' enthusiasm for learning. Even the simplest idiom stories were studied with great interest and they could draw inferences from them.
[I understand. To love someone means to love his dog. That means that Master Wen You favors us juniors because he loves the Commander! ]
[Wait, I found the point. The Commander was originally a senior, but he was promoted thanks to Master Wen You! ]
[The teacher's wife, who is male, is the master, right? I am so happy to be a father! ]
[Lord Wen You, I think it’s wrong for Chang’e to fly to the moon. The fairy Chang’e only has one male, Hou Yi. She works so hard at home. Eating the elixir can’t be called stealing.]
[The fairy Chang'e dotes on Hou Yi so much that she only marries him, the only male in her life. I'm so envious]
[That’s right, it must be Hou Yi’s failure to live up to expectations that caused the fairy Chang’e to suffer injustice, so she chose to fly to the moon alone]
[Does Master Wen You also agree that more is better? So can you approve my application for a partner? I have a lot of star coins, and I will give them all to Master Wen You! ]
[The above poster is dreaming. Even if I can't be Mr. Wen You's partner, I will spend all my money on him. Look, I will create a cool planet to open your eyes.]
Wen You: "..."
If everyone on the planet is a top love-brained person, then she has nothing to say.
This heated discussion frightened Wen You so much that he didn't dare to introduce the background of the feudal dynasty to them, for fear that they would revolt and attack those dynasties where men were superior to women.
I don’t know if it’s because there are too many people in the studio, resulting in poor ventilation and a lack of oxygen, but Wen You felt his ears getting hot, his breathing became rapid, and a thin layer of sweat appeared on his forehead.
Fortunately, this class has come to an end.
"Classmates, let's play a little game called Idiom Chain. There will be ten rounds in total. The winner of each round will be awarded a small gift, which is a lucky knot I wove myself."
The citizens of Zhuoyang Star actually have everything they need. Their so-called poverty is only relative to the nobles. Instead of spending star coins on gifts, it is better to give some small handicrafts with good meanings.
[Oh my god! Master Wen You made this by hand. It’s so precious! ]
[Your hard work in giving us lectures is the best gift you can give us. Please don’t bother yourself with that next time! ]
[Lady Wen You is the gift from God to our Zhuoyang Star. I feel so happy that I faint when I think of her. What's wrong with speaking louder?! ]
“Study hard and ask questions!”
"Have a clear conscience!"
"I don't deserve it!"
"Well deserved!"
"I don't deserve it!"
"..."
Wen You didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and immediately added the rules of the game, "No nesting dolls allowed, the next one starts with making a quick decision."
The game is conducted simultaneously online and offline, with hundreds of millions of people competing for ten spots at the same time, creating a spectacular scene.
Fortunately, this group of enthusiastic orcs were all novices, and the ten rounds of the game ended quickly. Wen You packed the gifts and handed them to the delivery robot.
As soon as the bell rang, Wen You was the first to rush out of the classroom and become the student's favorite model teacher.
But now, the get out of class has been over for several minutes, and the students are still sitting in their seats, unable to come back to their senses.
All I could think about was the bright smile and cheerful tone of voice of the young female when she was giving the lecture just now. I wished I could stay by her side all the time.
Wen You returned to the temporary lounge and gulped down two large glasses of ice water before he felt his abnormal body temperature drop a little.
Her heart was still beating fast, and before she could calm down, Carlos's video call popped up on her computer.
"Sister, are you done with get out of class? Song Heqing is awake, can I come and take you to the hospital?"
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