My whole family is the protagonist, and I am the only cannon fodder!

Time flies and it is almost May. Li Jianan's birthday is coming soon. Despite Lu Zaozao's repeated hints, Li Jianan did not express a strong interest in any item. So Lu Zaozao was troubled for several days about what gift to give.

But before that, what gave her a bigger headache was Deng Deng. On the last day of April, Deng Deng had been staying with her for almost half a month. He ate well, drank well, slept well, and was quite friendly and not shy at all. Within three days, he had already successfully won Aunt Li's heart.

When Aunt Li has nothing to do, she takes it to the garden to stroll around and bask in the sun. She feeds it healthy and delicious cat meals according to standard recipes, so that it almost looks down on expensive cat food. She also makes two sets of well-fitting clothes for it, and is currently making the third and fourth sets. According to Aunt Li, at the rate it is gaining weight, it will not be able to wear these clothes within three months, so she wants to make more now, just in case.

Every time Lu Zaozao came home from school, she could see it nestled in Aunt Li's arms. When it saw Lu Zaozao's eyes rolling around, it meowed at her a few times, then rubbed Aunt Li's hand, jumped off her, and followed Lu Zaozao upstairs.

Like a treacherous minister who uses beauty traps everywhere to ensure his own wealth and glory.

After dinner and a shower, Lu opened his phone early and looked at the still blank chat interface. He asked Xie Huanian nervously how to give Dengdeng to him, whether to send it to his home or have him come over to get it.

After waiting for about ten minutes, I finally received a reply.

[I've been busy these few days, please send it over. ]

A very precise and detailed address was given at the end.

[Okay, I'll send someone to deliver it to you tomorrow]

This time the reply came relatively quickly, and the message was sent after about dozens of seconds.

[Forget it, I'll be home tomorrow afternoon, you can hand it to me in person.]

【I don’t trust others. 】

Lu Zao Zao sent an emoticon of a nodding cat, and then there was no reply.

Tomorrow is the May Day holiday, and Jiang Zhengfeng specially invited He Feng to their house for dinner.

He Feng frowned and kicked him without even taking a bite of the food in front of him. Xie Huinian looked up at him, then continued to look at the phone screen indifferently.

He Feng complained to the energetic old man beside him with great dissatisfaction, "Grandpa Jiang, look at him, he doesn't even eat dinner all day, and he holds a mobile phone and looks at it every day. There is gold in the phone, Grandpa, you should criticize him." After the call, he seemed to have forgotten who played games all night last night and almost couldn't get up to go to school this morning.

Jiang Zhengfeng smiled and nodded, "Okay, okay, grandpa will talk to him now."

Although he wanted to criticize and educate him, Jiang Zhengfeng had always doted on this grandson. He put a piece of shark fin into his bowl with chopsticks and asked with concern, "What's wrong, Xiaonian? Is it because the food the chef prepared today is not to your liking? Grandpa asked them to make another portion for you."

Xie Huinian shook his head and said, "It's not that I don't like the food. I was just replying to the greeting email sent by the British professor." As he said that, as if to avoid worrying the old man, he drank the bowl of nourishing chestnut and pigeon soup in front of him.

After dinner, Xie Huinian went upstairs, and He Feng followed him upstairs happily.

He kicked off his shoes at the door, rolled onto the carpet, opened the game, and forced Xie Huinian to play a few rounds. However, He Feng easily discovered that Xie Huinian was not too serious, and could even be said to be completely absent-minded.

Because Xie Huinian was very casual when operating the handle, there were several times when he was about to hit an obstacle and was on the verge of death, only then did he suddenly react and save the situation.

Before they had played for long, He Feng was so angry that he threw away the controller and acted like a child, "Hey, forget it, I won't play anymore. You don't play seriously, it's boring."

Xie Huinian glanced at him calmly, "Is it because I beat you even if we didn't play well, that's why you are so angry?"

“……”I really want to strangle Xie Huinian to death.

He Feng rolled his eyes at him with disdain, leaned against the bed, put his hands behind his head, and said nothing, just sighed several times.

Xie Huinian stopped him with a sentence, "If you mutate, go to the hospital immediately, otherwise you will still be drooling even after you are cured."

"..." He Feng almost bit his tongue in anger, but soon he became complacent as if he had caught the other party's handle, "I noticed that the frequency of you staring at your phone has greatly increased in the past half month, and you get dazed while staring at it. What's wrong? Are you addicted to your phone?"

Xie Huinian was too lazy to answer such a boring question. "It seems that you really have nothing to do. You have the leisure to observe others all day long."

"Of course." He Feng was not ashamed but proud of it. "Not only you, I also observe others occasionally, such as Li Jian, An Lu Zao Zao." When he said this, he suddenly gritted his teeth again.

"And Lin Zhao, hey, let me tell you, this Lin Zhao and the previous Wen Miaoyi of the Wen family have completely different personalities. Just like you, she has such a pretty face but speaks so harshly. You two should really get together and say harsh words to each other at home every day to see who gets pissed off first."

"anything else?"

He Feng was still immersed in the bloody and cruel scene after Lin Zhao and Xie Huinian lived together. He was surprised to hear Xie Huinian's question. He blinked a few times and asked in a very stupid and confused manner, "What else? What else?"

"Aren't there two more people who haven't been mentioned?"

"Oh oh." He Feng pulled himself out of his low-level and evil imagination. "You mean those two? Li Jianan sleeps in class every day, and when she wakes up, she starts to immerse herself in reading novels and comics, and then she laughs in that weird way. I suspect she is the reincarnation of a pig spirit."

"Lu Zaozao listens carefully in class every day, and occasionally urges Li Jianan to study. But she was absent-minded a while ago, probably after the Qingming Festival, just like you. I sent her a message to ask her what happened, and she told me that she didn't get enough rest and she didn't look like she was. But after all, it's someone else's private matter, and I'm embarrassed to ask more."

After saying such a long and useless paragraph of nonsense, He Feng finally reacted and looked at Xie Huinian with great suspicion, "Why are you asking me this all of a sudden? Don't think I don't know that every time I talk nonsense, you are actually very impatient and wish you could sew my mouth shut."

"You won't tell me if I don't ask?" Xie Huinian asked back without changing his expression.

"That still needs to be said."

Otherwise, there is a high probability that you will suffocate to death.

He Feng has always been the kind of person who can't keep things to himself. His aunt scolded him for being like a dog that can't hold two taels of sesame oil in its stomach. He Feng grew up abroad and didn't understand the meaning of this sentence. After searching on Baidu, he was so angry that he ate two more bowls of rice. Then he made up his mind not to talk to his aunt for three days. As a result, he failed on the second day because he asked his aunt to give him more pocket money.

"That's okay."