Comprehensive film: the sweet daily life of urban drama
Chapter 1 Urban legend, starting at 3 yuan?
"Get out of the way, get out of the way, artificial respiration is necessary in this situation..." An old lady who weighed at least 150 to 160 kilograms and looked like someone at a car accident scene, pushed through the crowd of onlookers, squatted down with great effort, and was about to perform artificial respiration on a drowning young man lying on the ground.
Chen An felt a headache and discomfort all over his body. He opened his eyes with great effort, and saw a face that looked like the reincarnation of Evil. The face was approaching him with a pouting mouth. "What the hell?"
Chen An used all his strength to turn his head away, and finally avoided the kiss, but the kiss still left a mark on his face. His eyes caught a glimpse of Aunt E Lai's face, which looked like a blooming chrysanthemum when she smiled. Thinking of being kissed by such a woman, he could no longer bear the strong feeling of nausea, and vomited with a "wow".
Chen An immediately realized something was wrong when he vomited, because why was all he vomiting water?
Auntie E Lai felt a little sorry, but she looked proud when facing the eyes of the people around her: "See, this person has been rescued. It's fine after he vomited it out. Why are young people nowadays so desperate? What's the big deal? Why do they have to jump into the river..."
After a few minutes, seeing that there was nothing exciting to watch, the crowd gradually dispersed. Before leaving, the evil old lady slipped a note to Chen An and comforted him, saying that it was no big deal and that he could ask her for help if he had any problems. Now thinking of that old lady's expression, Chen An felt a chill all over his body.
Sitting on a bench in the park, not paying attention to the water dripping from his body, Chen An still couldn't calm down. Was time travel really too unbelievable?
Was it because he had too many regrets in his previous life? Or was it because, as the Buddhists said, if you put down your butcher knife, you will become a Buddha instantly? He donated all his wealth before he died, so God gave him a chance to live again?
Maybe she can give up and get married?
With a bitter smile, he thought that these were not something he could worry about right now, so he decided to sort out his memories first.
Soon Chen An's face became very strange. The reason was that the original owner of this body was an orphan. That would have been fine, but he did not grow up in an orphanage. Instead, he was taken in as a disciple by an old Taoist priest.
This is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that in his memory, there are only him and his master in the Taoist temple where he grew up, and there is not much incense in the whole Taoist temple. The source of their livelihood depends on farming. And his unreliable master is a part-time CEO of the Taoist temple, helping young girls and wives in the surrounding villages to treat illnesses and dredge sewers to make a living...
But in Chen An's opinion, is that a proper way to unclog the sewer? No wonder the old Taoist priest looked pale and thin when he was doing it, and there were so many young girls and wives crying, bah, he is so dishonest...
And it seems that he has found the reason why he traveled through time and space to this body. After the old Taoist priest passed away, Chen An, who had been deceived since childhood, thought that he had divine medical skills and fortune-telling skills. He took all the belongings of the Taoist temple and resolutely embarked on the road to the capital city in the reluctant eyes of the women in the village...
Unfortunately, when he arrived in Beijing, he found that it was completely different from the small village where he used to live. In just two days, he had spent all the little money he had and could not find a job to support himself. In order to survive, he had to use his own skills and found a place to set up a stall at the entrance of the park to tell fortunes. Needless to say, how could the teachings of an unreliable master be reliable?
Through a series of insignificant operations, he successfully made the big brother with a heavy face feel like killing people. Chen An naturally would not suffer a loss, and ran all the way. He accidentally tripped and fell into the river. Because he could not swim, he was dead? No wonder when he accepted the memory, he was accompanied by a lot of resentment and unwillingness, and even a little hatred.
Chen An could only say that this kid was too naive. What the hell was that about divine arithmetic and the so-called divine medical skills? Just because he fed the widow's breeding pig a double dose of aphrodisiac and made the infertile sow pregnant, then...
Fuck, they are all tears. It's better to die. After being fooled like this, sooner or later, you will be sold and help others count money. But that bastard, don't let me find you, otherwise I will kill you, and it will be unfair to this body. Chen An was suddenly stunned. Was he affected by the mood of the wish master? The sequelae of memory fusion?
He took a deep breath to adjust his mindset, then took out his ID card and three wrinkled dollars and twenty cents from the small pocket of his underwear. This was all his current assets. This made Chen An feel very troubled. This was the capital city, under the feet of the emperor, and every inch of land was worth a lot of money. It was extremely difficult for him to survive with the little money he had.
In his previous life, Chen An received bad news from his family just as he was about to graduate from university. Both his parents died in a car accident. He had to grow from a carefree second-generation to an outstanding and feared entrepreneur in ten years. Later, he was tortured by illness and experienced too many ups and downs...
Pulling back from my thoughts, I realized that my most important goal right now was to stay alive. As long as one is alive, there will always be a way out. I looked up at the sky and saw that the sun had already set. I touched my hungry stomach. I had been hungry for three meals in two days, so I had better finish the fourth meal first. Being poor is the original sin, and now I can't even afford a cold.
Chen An had been to Beijing many times before, but those were all business talks. So facing the extremely unfamiliar environment, Chen An could only wander around aimlessly. He also did not forget to complain that the original owner was really poor and didn't even have a mobile phone. Even if he couldn't afford a smart phone, an old-fashioned phone would be fine.
After walking for nearly an hour, Chen An was still confused by the alleys and buildings everywhere. This was not the most important thing. The most important thing was that he could clearly feel that all the strength in his body was being slowly drained away. It felt like a mobile phone that was about to shut down due to low battery.
Looking at the signs passing by one after another, waves of aroma passing through his nose, holding his rumbling stomach, he really wanted to go into the store and have a good meal, but thinking about his current miserable state, he probably couldn't even get in the door and would be chased out. Even if he could sneak in, he would have a free meal and then be beaten. Could his weak body withstand it? Chen An didn't dare to gamble.
Chen An was so depressed. Even if he traveled through time and space to become an ordinary college student, he would have the confidence to live well in this big city with his own abilities. But now, for a person like him who has no house, no car, and no education, it might be difficult to find a job as a bricklayer...
After wandering aimlessly for a while, I couldn't walk anymore, so I squatted down on the side of the road to rest for a while. I looked at the people passing by, and an inexplicable emotion enveloped my heart. Suddenly, an electric bike stopped a few meters away, and a young man in a yellow jacket got off and ran quickly towards a store next to it.
In less than a minute, the delivery guy came out carrying a few take-out boxes. He opened the box on the back seat and put them in. He turned around and walked quickly back to the store. It was obvious that there was still some food that he hadn't picked up.
Chen An saw a large bag of takeout and guessed what was going on. This was probably some company's overtime meal. Looking at the takeout so close, Chen An gritted his teeth and stopped hesitating. He quickly stepped forward and tore open the bag, then picked up two lunch boxes. Just as he was thinking about whether to take another one, a loud shout startled Chen An: "What are you doing..."
Chen An turned around and saw a man in a yellow jacket carrying a bag of drinks and water rushing towards him. Of the thirty-six strategies, running was the best option. He picked up two lunch boxes, used all his strength, and ran at a speed of three footprints per hundred meters.
"Stop the fuck right there..."
Stopping is stupid... Chen An ran less than a hundred meters and could not run anymore. He sat down on the ground. As for whether there was anyone chasing him, it all depended on fate. At this moment, Chen An deeply understood what it meant to be a dog that has lost its home, what it meant to be a tiger in dire straits being bullied by dogs, and what it meant to have to bow to reality.
After waiting for two minutes, no one came after him. Chen An was actually glad that this was the capital. If it was a small city on the 8th tier, he would not be able to escape the beating...
The sound of an electric bike's horn pulled Chen An back from his thoughts and startled him. He turned around and saw that his seat was blocking the way of others. A woman in her thirties was carrying a child on her back. She looked at him with vigilance and disgust. He felt a little unhappy and had the urge to hit her, but Chen An held back. He struggled to get up and walked silently to a farther distance. Then the woman quickly passed by him.
People hate dogs, right? Chen An quickly adjusted his mindset. So what? Staying alive is the most important thing for him right now. As for his face, what use is it to him now?
I couldn't wait to open the lunch box, and the tempting aroma hit my nose. I had never thought chicken leg rice would be so fragrant. I reached out and grabbed a handful of chicken leg mixed with rice and stuffed it into my mouth, chewing it hard and swallowing it with difficulty. Although I was a little choked, the feeling of my body functions slowly recovering was really fascinating. It would be perfect if I had a bowl of water.
Chen An raised his head and looked around. He didn't find any water source, but he found a small tree on the side of the road. He stood up with the help of the wall and walked over. He broke off a branch and prepared a pair of simple chopsticks.
As for destroying the tree environment, it has nothing to do with me now. Didn't Mr. Luo say that when you are angry, you can eat anything. It is not against the law. I just broke a branch. It can be regarded as emergency avoidance, right? This is how to find joy in adversity.
I ate voraciously and quickly finished two servings of chicken rice. I still felt a little unsatisfied. I can only say that this merchant is really unscrupulous. A serving of rice only has such a small amount. Rice is so cheap, why can't they put a little more? I burped and felt really uncomfortable because of the choking.
He stood up and looked around, and soon found his target, the inpatient department of a hospital.
After turning left and right, he finally found the bathroom on the first floor of the hospital. He couldn't wait to turn on the faucet and drink some water. He didn't care about the strange sunlight from others. He washed his face and looked at his face in the mirror. Chen An couldn't help but feel a little happy. He didn't expect that this body of his turned into a handsome boy with sharp eyebrows and bright eyes. He was much more handsome than his previous life. This was really a blessing from God.
It seems that if I really can't find a job with my identity, it seems that it won't be difficult to make a living with this face...
I just found a place to pee when I felt someone hit my body hard and I staggered. Fortunately, I was thirsty all day and didn't pee much, otherwise my only pair of pants would be ruined.
Turning around and glaring at him, Guocui was about to say something but held back. A burly man, holding his stomach in a hurry, walked towards the inner pit. As he walked, he took off his suit and casually put it on the windowsill of the pit closest to the edge.
Then there was a series of crackling sounds. Chen An thought to himself that it was bad luck. He would definitely not be able to win with that kind of physique. If he cursed, he would risk getting beaten. Although there was a certain chance of getting some medical expenses, he was in such a damned state now that he didn't even have a place to live. He might even catch a cold or a fever. It was not a good idea. What's more, what if this bastard didn't obey his orders and attacked him in the face?
Chen An pulled up his pants and looked at the pit. He tried to hold it in for a moment but the more he thought about it, the angrier he got. If this was his previous life, he would have vomited out all the leftover food before asking someone to serve it to him.
Suddenly his eyes lit up as he looked at the clothes on the windowsill. I'm in a good mood today, so I'll let your grandson go. This piece of clothing is a gift from you as a filial gift. I was worried about having no place to rest at night. With this big suit, I can go anywhere, whether it's the subway or the park bench.
I walked over carefully and picked up the clothes gently. I just happened to hear the sound of a mobile game in the cubicle: "Albery's Explosion."
Shit, I'm having a lot of fun. Chen An picked up the clothes and touched them. There were only two packs of tissues. Fortunately, there were no valuables, otherwise I really wouldn't dare to take them. Just as he was about to turn around and leave, he thought about it and took out a pack of tissues from his pocket and put it on the windowsill...
Chen An deliberately wandered around the inpatient department and finally found a relatively quiet place. He probably couldn't find that guy here, so he just found a bench and lay down. Although it was not as soft as those beds, it was already a kind of enjoyment for him at the moment.
Even if he is found, what will happen? At most, he will get a couple of punches and get some medical expenses. Even if he is sent to the police station, he will still have a salary to eat. It is not a loss at all. He will cover his head with the suit, gather his strength, and try to find a job tomorrow. The best way is to make a living.
(A new book is about to start. I’m a 20-year-old bookworm. I’m a bit stubborn. In one word, I hope it won’t end badly and I’ll keep updating it. Stay tuned. I’ll talk about it after I reach 1 million words first.)
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