Zhu Tian: I became a god by practicing martial arts
Chapter 96: Old Huang, the Matchmaker
In Mrs. Wang's eyes, this guy who could easily destroy the Murong family would definitely do something he would never admit to if someone really offended him.
Moreover, in Mrs. Wang's eyes, both her own daughter Wang Yuyan and the other two girls, Mu Wanqing and Zhong Ling, were nothing more than Hu Lie's playthings.
These people have hearts of stone and will never really fall in love.
Nothing unexpected happened at the welcoming banquet that followed. Both Mrs. Wang and Wang Yuyan were cautious and did not dare to act rashly.
That is to say, when Duan Yu and Lao Huang were picked up according to Hu Lie's instructions, something unexpected happened.
Duan Yu, the crazy sister-lover, was stunned when he saw Wang Yuyan.
"Don't look at it, that's also your sister, my sister!"
Zhong Ling felt that she didn't want this brother anymore as he always acted like a fool.
"Sister, sister?"
Duan Yu was dumbfounded. He finally fell in love with her, but how come she became his sister again?
"If you want to blame someone, you can only blame our promiscuous father!
It’s just that all lovers in the world are your sisters, and this fact is really unfair to you.”
Mu Wanqing still likes to attack the legitimate son of the wife.
"How, how is it possible? Even if I am unlucky, I can't be unlucky forever!"
Duan Yu would never believe that any girl he met and liked would become his sister.
"That's hard to say! After all, you and your father have the same aesthetic taste.
You should like the same kind of girls as your father.
But it just so happens that girls are generally more like their mothers, so there is a great possibility that those sisters left behind by your father will brighten your eyes.
So, in the future, whenever you meet a girl you like, it’s best to ask your dad to confirm whether she is your sister before you say anything else.”
Anyway, Hu Lie has no intention of keeping Duan Yanqing. If this happens, all lovers in the world will be sisters, which will definitely become Duan Yu's nightmare.
As for Dao Baifeng, even for Duan Yu's future, she would not tell this secret.
Besides, if he really wanted to snatch the woman from Hu Lie, wouldn’t he be afraid of the destruction of the Dali Duan family?
"I......"
Duan Yu thought about it and felt that what Hu Lie said made sense.
But if this is really the case, then his life in the future will be difficult.
Is it possible that every woman he meets who makes his heart beat faster is his sister?
Duan Yu's mentality is showing signs of collapse.
"Moo~"
Well, Lao Huang couldn’t bear to watch it anymore, so he just held Duan Yu in his mouth and went to practice martial arts.
"Fuck, that bastard Lao Huang actually went against my decision."
[It just doesn't want you to fail too much. After all, that guy is the real protagonist of this world. If you oppress him too much, it may cause a big backlash.]
"Did you do it?"
Isn't this system an idiot? How did it become so intelligent?
[According to the system's calculations, Lao Huang's IQ is 136, so he still has considerable subjective initiative.]
"I......"
Hu Lie really didn't know what to say this time. If he remembered correctly, his IQ was less than 130 before he started practicing.
If you calculate it this way, Lao Huang's IQ is really higher than many people!
Moreover, this guy has read the original work, so it is understandable that he has his own judgment.
But it doesn’t matter. Maybe Lao Huang’s judgment is correct. Anyway, it’s enough as long as I achieve my goal in this world.
As for the rest, let Lao Huang do his thing!
Forget about the pseudo-protagonist Xu Zhu, this guy is already on Hu Lie’s kill list.
After all, his father and mother did so many evil things, it would be really unreasonable if this little monk had a good ending.
"Ling'er, keep an eye on Old Huang when you have time. Don't let him lead your brother astray!"
Hu Lie was really afraid that Lao Huang would take Duan Yu to steal clothes of girls who were taking a bath!
After watching The Legend of the White Snake, this guy always wanted to give it a try. Even if he couldn't find the Seven Fairies, it would be possible to find a woman bathing in the wild and let Duan Yu steal her clothes!
"Old Huang? Taught my brother bad things?"
Zhong Ling had several question marks on her head and didn't know what to say.
"Believe it or not, it's up to you. But if Old Huang creates a scandal for your brother, don't blame me for not warning him in advance!"
Hu Lie, who was able to communicate with Lao Huang telepathically, knew exactly what this guy was trying to do.
Sure enough, the next day, Mrs. Wang's underwear was missing.
After knowing the news, several words appeared on Hu Lie's forehead.
"Damn you, Old Huang, I knew you were up to no good!
Don't let me catch you, or I'll castrate you!"
Hu Lie doesn't care about the relationship between Duan Yu and Duan Zhengchun, father and son. What he cares about is that Lao Huang actually wants to give Duan Yu the seniority. Isn't this messed up?
"No, no way. Old Huang is a cow. Why would he steal my mother's underwear?"
Wang Yuyan, who had just been forced to become a woman, was a little confused at this time.
"Ling'er, go look in your room right away. If you find it, find a way to deal with it right away.
If this gets out, only one of your father and your brother will survive."
Looking at Zhong Ling who walked in yawning, Hu Lie quickly told the girl to do something.
This kind of fun is a fatal thing in this era!
"my brother?"
Zhong Ling was a little confused at first, not knowing why Hu Lie asked her to go to Duan Yu's room. However, when she thought about what Hu Lie had asked her to do yesterday, combined with what she had seen and heard today, the girl finally changed her expression.
"Old Huang, this bastard cow, really deserves to be killed and eaten!"
Although Zhong Ling was young, she knew the consequences of this matter, so she ran out quickly and rushed to Duan Yu's room.
As for Hu Lie, he went straight to the cowshed.
This Old Huang really deserves to be punished.
Unexpectedly, when I arrived at the cowshed, this guy was sleeping on the cow's belly.
"Old Huang, you bastard cow, die!"
Boom! With a kick, Hu Lie directly kicked the still sleeping Old Huang into the West Lake.
"Moo~~~"
Old Huang, whose sweet dream was disturbed, was very angry. He jumped out of the water, stood on the water and started to attack.
"You bastard Old Huang, I'm going to kill you!"
When Hu Lie's voice came over, Lao Huang shuddered obviously, because he could hear that Hu Lie was very angry at this time.
I'm afraid that what will greet it next is a sudden and violent blow.
"Moo~,~,~"
"It's too late to beg for mercy now!"
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