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"Director, what game do you want to talk about first?"

"Are they planning on having us play some difficult games again?"

"Momo? Chinese people really know how to have fun."

"It's not impossible. The food we ate last time was not cheap. I guess they are still feeling bad about it."

"It's not just about feeling heartbroken, it hurts so much that you're bleeding!"

"Ah! This...this game is not a bad game, right?" The guests were discussing.

Director: ...You guys, we have to follow behind too, we are recording the show!

Director Team: From the volume of the discussion, it’s clear that you’re unhappy. You’re just about to hold a speech to criticize us.

"CUT! CUT! Cut it off, it's a bad review! You can't believe it!" the director argued with his neck stiff.

The assistant director turned his head stiffly and stood still, with an expression that looked like he was about to cry but not cry.

The assistant director's eyes widened into different sizes, and he looked frightened.

Seeing that the director was about to say something famous, he quickly stopped himself from speaking.

"Brother, do you really know that you are broadcasting live and not recording it?"

The director was shocked when he realized it later.

"I've recorded so many videos, I'm used to it, haha."

People present: ...I can see that your smile now, director, is very stiff and forced.

Live comment: Hahahaha! This show is so much fun! Pinch it off. Hahaha.

Live comment: Their IQ is worrying! Live broadcast becomes recorded broadcast.

Live comment: Script, script! It must be a script!

Live comment: This is not wilderness survival, it’s a comedy, hahahaha! I can’t hold it back anymore!

Live comment: I don’t want to laugh either, the director is funny: 20%, the director team’s expressions are funny: 40%, and everyone’s surprised faces together are funny: 100%.

Live comment: Aaaaaa, can’t hold back my laughter! Can’t! I was slacking off during a meeting and watching the live broadcast, and halfway through I was trying to hold back my laughter, I ended up making eye contact with my colleague who was also trying to hold back his laughter... Do you understand how it felt when the whole meeting room was filled with laughter and our colleagues misunderstood us as having a seizure?

Live comment: Hahaha, there are so many comedians.

Live comment: May I ask where the guy who fell ill upstairs is now?

Live comment: Pretending to have epilepsy in the hospital. In order to keep the job, face is not that important.

Live comment: So you were pretending to be sick while watching the live broadcast?

Live comment: Hahaha, this means you will get sick if you watch it too much! Hahaha!

Live broadcast barrage: Live broadcast is not as interesting as the comment section.

Live broadcast comment: The world has finally become something I couldn’t even imagine.

"Ahem, that's how the game works." The director cleared his throat and naturally moved on.

The director who was exposed had no intention of stopping at all. He was going to fight for traffic.

"Two people in a group go up and tell two stories, one true and one false. The true story cannot have any false elements, while the false story can have only one false element. The guests below vote to distinguish the true from the false, and the winning team gets extra points."

"These two stories can't be too bland, they have to be explosive. They can be gossip around you or related to you."

"There are two rounds in total. The points earned during the game are not displayed. The points after the game are made public."

Live comment: Wow wow wow! Such a big deal!

Live comment: Isn't this forcing people to reveal the truth? But there are also loopholes.

Live comment: Don’t just say half of what was said above and keep the other half!

Live comment: The program crew doesn’t know whether what they said is true or not, this is a loophole.

Live comment: Smart!

But the next moment, two staff members were seen coming over with a large machine.

"This is a new scientific research machine, a lie detector. It's not a fake one that you just buy. This was borrowed from the Academy of Sciences by a sponsor here. You can try it."

Grandpas Li Xianqing and Chen Jingpei went to test it secretly first.

When he came back, his eyes were shining. This good thing should be promoted domestically!

From their expressions, everyone knew that this machine was pretty capable.

The director said, "Don't be discouraged, everyone. You still have time to think about how to set the questions. You can interpret the rules and formulate your own battle plan."

"Of course, we will also open a live interactive terminal to let netizens in front of the screen guess together. Those who guess all correctly will receive a beautiful gift from the program team in 30 days, which will also not be announced in advance."

"For every additional netizen who guesses all correctly, our guest's red envelope will be reduced by one yuan! This is a losing battle. And the group with the most correct guesses will be punished."

…The teams began discussing strategy.

This time, the opponents are not only the guests participating in the event but also the audience in front of the screen.

Looking at the number of people on the display screen that kept rising rapidly, everyone present knew that this was a great opportunity.

This kind of activity not only increases popularity, but if they play well, the gaming process will be taken out and reviewed repeatedly by netizens in the next month, and their popularity will continue to rise.

They are all in the entertainment industry, so it is impossible for them to say that they don’t care. Only the two grandfathers don’t care, but this is also the easiest to confuse.

After 20 minutes of discussion among the team members, the guests walked into the small shed where the machines were placed one by one. The assistant director and two planners went in to record which ones were true and which ones were false.

When they came out, the three of them couldn't control their expressions, as if they had eaten a big melon.

Live comment: The assistant director is a natural comedian. If he hadn’t heard any big news, he would have probably turned it into this.

Live comment: But we have seen those two planners very seriously before the show started! What the hell did they get?

Live comment: I have to say, this production crew is really good at having fun, but they are also really inhumane.

Live comment: Don’t behave like a human being? But the show remains popular, and this is the top trending search topic in the past half hour.

Live comment: Yes, yes, yes! Not only the entertainment headlines, but also the face of the country and the government, they are all that machine.

The director was very pleased when he saw the assistant director and two planners coming out. Look, they can act and create atmosphere. Not bad.

The stage has been set up, and several groups of people have adjusted their emotions and are ready to go on stage.

"Round 1, Group 1: Mr. Chen and Mr. Li."

Li Xianqing spoke first: "Chen Jingpei's handwriting is better than mine. In order to surpass me, he practiced hard and even learned a folk remedy. He dipped steamed buns in ink and ate them for a month. Finally, he went to see an old doctor and was noticed by the doctor, who took him in as his apprentice."

Chen Jingpei: ...

Chen Jingpei: "We arranged a marriage for our two grandsons because the Li family has a fetish for cross-dressing. When the boy was young, he wore skirts, which led to my grandson pestering him and saying he liked him."

Li Xianqing:? ?! We didn’t mention this during the discussion just now!

"Chen Gou, how dare you spread rumors about me! I'm going to beat you to death!"

"You too, old man, are spreading rumors! You are slandering me!"

"The two teachers have finished their presentations, please leave the stage." The director signaled the staff to come over and mediate.

The director wiped his chin. Originally, he thought that Mr. Li was lying, it was too obvious. But Mr. Li’s reaction just now was wrong, because it was an expression of real anger.

But what Mr. Chen said was also very fake, and this... expression was also real. These two people are really smart. They gave people a difficult problem at the first try.

The Li family father and son in front of the screen:? ? Such vicious rumors, when did they develop a fetish for cross-dressing?

Li's wife moved aside and said, "Husband, son, you guys... have very unique hobbies, you even hid it from me."

"When did you see me wearing women's clothes? Are you interested in women's clothes?" Dad Li looked at his wife in shock.

"Yes, you like to buy bold styles..."

"That's because I like to see you wearing it! Not me!"

"Ahem, mom and dad, I'm still here. I'm still young."

"So you mean Uncle Chen writes better than Dad?"

Dad Li: ...Silence is Cambridge tonight. He wants to stay on the bridge for a while.