Hiding in the library, being praised by the loli apprentice as the Emperor Huang

on the road.

The old monk asked, "Donor, is Mr. Zhang from Qiuye Bookstore a scoundrel who only knows how to talk about love and sex as the rumors say?"

Zhang Wei was speechless =_=, you are talking about me in front of me, do you think I am your father?

Are you here specifically to cause trouble?

Did what I said yesterday make you so angry? You are still practicing Buddhism, aren't you ashamed?

Zhang Wei thought about these words and said, "Mr. Zhang is terrible. He loves to beat people, especially monks. He even raped a nun a few days ago. His methods are so cruel!"

After hearing this, the old monk trembled with anger.

"I heard from a fellow disciple that Mr. Zhang slandered the Buddha, saying that Tathagata Buddha wanted a monkey to be his grandson. I couldn't help but come to Qiuye Library to mess things up! Now I know that Mr. Zhang also raped nuns. I can't help it. I will go there and teach him a lesson!"

Zhang Wei found it funny. He was such a down-to-earth person.

"If the elders want to ruin the place, I'm afraid it won't work. Zhang Wei is not an ordinary person. It is said that he doesn't even take Gu Beishan, who is at the peak of foundation building, seriously. Moreover, Gu Beishan's master has to be respectful to him."

"Donor, I am a divine monk, how can I be afraid of a storyteller?"

The old monk wanted to see Zhang Wei's shocked expression, but there was no shock on Zhang Wei's face for a long time, which made him feel a little embarrassed.

I thought: After all, I am just a mortal, I don’t understand the realm of cultivation.

The group went to Akiba Bookstore.

There was still half an hour left before the storytelling started, but some listeners arrived early.

Gu Cheng and Yin Jiao were busy pouring tea for the guests.

After bringing the three monks to Qiuye Bookstore, Zhang Wei said, "Please wait here for half an hour. Mr. Zhang will come to tell the story when he is ready!"

"Thank you for your help, benefactor!"

After several monks paid their money and sat down, Zhang Wei took Huang Zhongping to the backyard.

Now that Huang Zhongping has schizophrenia, he is definitely difficult to control. What if he goes out and kills someone, or says something nonsense and gets beaten to death by a monk outside?

"System, what is Huang Zhongping's hobby?"

【Detection】

[Huang Zhongping is obsessed with women, fishing, and refining weapons]

"Women? Can you still stand up at this age? If you want to go fishing, you have to go out of the city, and I can't help him if something happens. So, exchange it for a set of "One Hundred Thousand Whys Weapon Refining" and exchange it for the [Weapon Refining Beginner's Set]"

【Total 200 points】

[Redeem successful]

The introductory set of equipment refining was placed by Zhang Wei in the firewood room, and all the firewood in the room had been emptied.

"Good man, good man! We love women...women...refining weapons the most!"

"Here you go!"

The book "One Hundred Thousand Reasons for Refining Equipment" was handed to Huang Zhongping. The book was very thick with more than a thousand pages.

It’s enough for him to watch for half a year.

Huang Zhongping picked up the book and was absorbed in it as soon as he opened the first page. He sat at the door of the woodshed and read by himself.

Seeing that the other party was so obsessed, Zhang Wei didn't want to disturb him anymore and went into the library.

Standing at the podium.

Zhang Wei looked at the audience, bowed, and then clapped his hands to wake them up. He said aloud, "Continuing from the last chapter, Sun Wukong made a scene in the Heavenly Palace and was surrounded by the Thunder Gods. The gods were helpless against Sun Wukong, so the Jade Emperor ordered the Tathagata Buddha to come and subdue the demon."

"When the Buddha came, he made a bet with the monkey: if he could turn over his palm, he would be his grandson."

The three monks sitting below looked at each other.

The old monk was so angry that his face turned red: "I was fooled by this kid. I didn't expect that he was actually a storyteller. He is such a liar."

The young monk at the side was also very angry: "This monkey can travel a great distance with one somersault, how can he not get out of the palm of Tathagata Buddha's hand? He is clearly bullying our Buddhist sect!"

Several monks murmured.

Zhang Wei continued, "The monkey somersaulted for a long time, and didn't know how far he had flown. He only saw five pillars standing between heaven and earth not far away. Wukong said happily, "We have come to the end of the world. Let me make a mark so that the Buddha won't believe it!"

"Sun Wukong transformed into a magic pen, wrote down "The Great Sage Equaling Heaven was here", and urinated under the pillar."

"..."

"Sun Wukong was suppressed by the Buddha under the Five Elements Mountain..."

When Zhang Wei talked about this.

The young monk looked at the old monk in confusion: "Master, is there Sun Wukong at the foot of our mountain?"

The old monk looked solemn and nodded, saying, "According to ancient records, we suppressed a demon under the Five Elements Mountain. This demon also has the surname Sun, but it seems his name is not Wukong."

The young monk asked again: "So, the story this person told was the result of field research and careful consideration?"

"I don't know, let's see what he says next!"

...

"Five hundred years later."

"The Buddha said that the people of Jambudvīpa are greedy and murderous, lustful and deceitful, and deceitful. They do not follow Buddhism, do not seek good fortune, do not respect the three lights, and do not value the five grains. They are disloyal and unfilial, unjust and unkind, and they deceive themselves, use large scales and small weights, and kill people and animals."

"Ordered Guanyin Bodhisattva to go to the Southern Continent to find a person to seek the scriptures, and gave Guanyin Bodhisattva three golden hoops"

"The Bodhisattva descended to the mortal world... and encountered a river monster, a wild boar demon, and a mountain-pressing monkey..."

"It is said that Chen Guangrui, the newly crowned number one scholar in the Tang Dynasty, Yin Wenjiao threw a ball of embroidery..., Liu Hong killed someone and dumped the body, eighteen years later..."

(Everyone knows the story, so I won’t waste time on it. I’ll just write it quickly.)

Everyone present felt incredible after hearing this.

"Master Xuanzang knew about this eighteen years ago. Why didn't he go to the capital to look for Yin Wenjiao's father? And how could Liu Hong impersonate for eighteen years? Yin Wenjiao's parents didn't come to see her for eighteen years!"

"Yin Wenjiao and Liu Hong have lived together for eighteen years. Do you think they have feelings for each other?"

"Mr. Zhang couldn't have made a mistake. There must be a reason for this."

Seeing everyone talking, Zhang Wei didn't say anything.

Instead, he continued: "Xuanzang met Yin Wenjiao, went to the capital to look for his grandfather, brought troops back to rescue his mother, cut his mother's thief into pieces, and when offering sacrifices to his deceased father, the Dragon King resurrected Chen Guangrui and sent him out. Chen Guangrui continued to serve as an official, and lived happily with Yin Wenjiao..."

"It doesn't hurt that Chen Guangrui has been cuckolded for eighteen years."

"The Tang Emperor's soul returned to the underworld and met a bunch of ghosts. He had to give instructions on how to hold a water and land assembly."

"Xuanzang goes..."

"To know what will happen next, please wait for the next episode"

At this moment.

A listener asked, "Mr. Zhang, there is something wrong with your book. Why didn't Xuanzang's master go to the capital to complain when he knew about this eighteen years ago? And how did Liu Hong impersonate someone so ugly? Yin Wenjiao's parents were in high positions, why didn't they look for their daughter for eighteen years? Why did Chen Guangrui happen to save the koi and establish a good relationship with him?"

Zhang Wei looked at everyone and said with a smile: "Since everyone has doubts, I might as well reveal something. All of this was arranged by the Buddhist sect. The Buddhist sect is selfish and self-righteous. They will do anything to achieve their goals, so some of the characters in it seem unreasonable."

Having said that, Zhang Wei looked at the monks meaningfully.

Aren't these monks here to mess things up? Then he would point it out directly, forcing them to be furious.

really.

The young monk was impatient and cursed: "You are a liar. How can the merciful Buddha do such a wicked thing? You must give an explanation, otherwise we monks will kill your whole family today!"