Hiding in the library, being praised by the loli apprentice as the Emperor Huang

No longer wanting to console these mortals who had not yet entered the door, she hurried back to the main peak, wanting to try to see if she could create this kind of boxing style that uses the opponent's force to counter attack.

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Akiba Library

It was time for the storytelling. Zhang Wei tapped the wake-up stick and looked at the audience.

"Gentlemen, the Investiture of the Gods has come to an end. From today on, we will begin the Journey to the West!"

Do you think the Journey to the West is what you think it is? If you think so, you are totally wrong.

Zhang Wei, who has always had a wild imagination and loves to make pranks, always adds some weird things to satisfy his perverted psychology.

Gu Cheng was restless. He had not been fond of Zhang Wei before, but after sitting in for a while and listening to some nonsense from the audience, he realized that his favorite Investiture of the Gods was actually written by Mr. Zhang.

"Journey to the West? What kind of book is this? I wonder how it compares to The Investiture of the Gods. The most unbelievable part of The Investiture of the Gods is the story of Roaring Sky Dog's three attacks on Yang Jian..."

The audience sat quietly in their seats. If a needle fell on the ground at this moment, they might be able to hear it clearly.

Zhang Wei was seen standing on the podium, holding the table with both hands, looking at everyone with sharp eyes.

"It is said that three hundred years after the Conferred God, there was a country overseas in Dongsheng Shenzhou called Aolai. There was a mountain called Huaguo Mountain. On the top of the mountain there was a strange stone, three feet and three feet high and three feet and six feet wide. It was said to be a colorful stone left behind by the ancient saint Nuwa after she repaired the sky..."

Zhang Wei spoke patiently, and the listeners were immersed in the story. His voice had a unique charm that made people unable to help but get drawn into it.

[“There are nine holes and eight holes on the strange stone, and nine palaces and eight trigrams.]

【Since the creation of the world, it has been blessed by the beauty of nature, the sun and the moon, and has gained spiritual power over time.】

[The fairy cell inside will burst open one day and produce a stone egg that is as big as a ball.]

【Because of the wind, he turned into a stone monkey. He had all the facial features and limbs. He learned to crawl and walk as soon as he was born. His eyes emitted two golden rays that shot into the sky.】

[The Jade Emperor was alarmed and ordered the Thousand-Li Eyes and the Wind-Hearing Ears to open the South Heavenly Gate to watch. The two generals followed the order and went out to see clearly and hear clearly.]

[The second general reported back: "I was ordered to observe the golden light. It is located in the border of the small country of Aolai in the east of the Dongsheng Continent. There is a flower-fruit mountain. On the mountain there is a fairy stone. The stone laid an egg, which was then transformed into a stone monkey. It was there bowing to all directions, with golden light shining from its eyes, shooting into the sky. Now it is taking food and water, and the golden light will disappear."]

[Jade Emperor: "The things below are born from the essence of heaven and earth, so there is nothing strange about them."]

After Zhang Wei spoke for an hour, he had already told the story of the Monkey King's entry into the Slanting Moon Three Stars Cave.

[The master said to Sun Wukong, "There are 360 ​​side paths in the Dao, and all of them lead to the true fruit. I wonder which one you are learning?"]

[After hearing this, Wukong was delighted and said, "As you wish, Master, I will obey you wholeheartedly."]

[The master said: "How about I teach you the way of the word 'Shu'?"]

[Wukong said: "How do you say the way of the magic sect?"]

[The ancestor said: "In the art school, there are some people who ask the gods to help them, ask for divination and cast yarrow stalks, and know the principles of seeking good fortune and avoiding misfortune."]

[Wukong asked: "Can you achieve immortality like this?"]

[The master said: "No! No!"]

【Wukong said: "I won't learn! I won't learn!"】

[The master then said: "How about I teach you the way of the 'flow' sect?"]

[Wukong asked again: "What is the meaning of the Liu character sect?"]

[The ancestor said: "In the Liu School, there are Confucianists, Buddhists, Taoists, Yin-Yangists, Mohists, and doctors. Some read scriptures, some chant Buddha's name...,]

(Omitted 10,000 words)

The audience couldn't help but murmur.

"He doesn't learn this or that. This Monkey King really doesn't know what's good for him. He should just quit while he's ahead..."

"The monkey wanted to learn how to live forever from the beginning. It's understandable that it doesn't want to learn. It should be very afraid of death now!"

Zhang Weidao

[The Patriarch heard this and jumped off the high platform with a roar. Holding a ruler in hand, he pointed at Wukong and said, "You monkey, you don't want to learn this and you don't want to learn that. What are you going to do?"]

[He walked forward, hit Wukong on the head three times, put his hands behind his back, walked inside, closed the middle door, and left everyone behind. The audience was frightened and everyone blamed Wukong, saying, "You naughty monkey, you are so rude! The master taught you the Taoism, why didn't you learn it, but instead talked back to the master? Now that you have offended him, I wonder when he will come out!"]

【At this time, most people complained about him, and despised and hated him. Wukong was not angry at all, but just smiled. It turned out that the Monkey King had already solved the mystery in the plate and kept it in his mind, so he did not compete with everyone, but just endured it in silence. The master hit him three times to teach him to be mindful at three o'clock in the morning; he put his hands behind his back, walked inside, and closed the middle door to teach him to enter from the back door and pass on the secret way to him.】

Seeing that the audience had different expressions and some even wanted to leave, Zhang Wei quickly threw the cheat sheet aside.

really

No one likes to listen to a story that is too serious.

That being the case.

The only thing you can do is let go of yourself.

Zhang Wei changed his serious expression and looked at everyone.

[Sun Wukong was awake in the middle of the night. He wanted to go to the master, but he saw one of the sisters bathing in her room. He was a monkey and had no interest in women. Seeing that the sister was having a hard time rubbing her back, he said, "Sister, do you need me to rub your back?" The sister was shocked when she heard that. She cast a spell and sent Sun Wukong flying several meters away. She said in shock, "You lecher, you're taking advantage of others before you even cultivate immortality. If I do that again, I'll dig out your eyes..."]

[After hearing this, Wukong came to the master in frustration. He was upset as to why his kindness was not rewarded! ]

The master asked him, "Why are you here in the middle of the night instead of sleeping?" The monkey said, "Today, the master hit me three times to teach me to be mindful at the third watch. I walked in with my hands behind my back and closed the middle door. He taught me to enter from the back door and pass on the secret way to me!"

[“The master smiled and said, “You, a monkey, are quite intelligent. I have two methods. One is called the Thirty-Six Transformations of the Heavenly Gang, and the other is called the Seventy-Two Transformations of the Earthly Evils. Which one do you want to learn?”]

[Sun Wukong said without hesitation: "What I need to learn most is the seventy-two transformations!"]

[Patriarch Bodhi seemed to have anticipated this, with a kind look on his face: "Since this is the case, I will come forward to teach you the secret formula!"]

[Bodhi Patriarch passed on the formula to Sun Wukong. Within a cup of tea, Sun Wukong had already learned the seventy-two transformations. His progress was amazingly fast.]

【These 72 kinds of transformations are not simply transformation methods. They can ascend to the clouds and shrink the earth. With a finger, the mountain opens and the wall cracks; with a breath, the stones move and the sand flies. They can change their appearance and make people confused; they can capture ghosts and summon spirits and use them at will. They can make bean men and straw horses, and add to the prestige of the battle formation. They can bring snakes with paper tigers, and create a ghost in times of trouble. They can be used at any time with wind, cloud, thunder and rain, and water, fire, swords and guns cannot hurt them.】

[It can change itself or other things, it can change into people, plants, animals or even inanimate objects, it can change into male or female, it can change into older or younger, it can change into longer or shorter, it can change into larger or smaller.]

"What do you think?"

Among the audience below, there was a woman who looked like a fairy. She whispered to a girl dressed as a maid beside her.

The maid looked confused and said, "Your Highness, you have learned such magical powers with just a cup of tea. It's like becoming an immortal in one step. Where in the world can there be such a skill and such a monstrous genius!"

The beautiful woman also murmured, "It seems that he is just a mortal who is trying to attract attention. But since we have come to Beiwu City, we must listen to his book!"

Yuan Fang asked, "He is 29 years old, why does he look like a teenager? Your Highness, do you think he took some kind of elixir?"