Mom, I was wrong

Wang Jinxuan looked at Shi Yintian and said, "I will endure it. I will endure it, okay?"

The old commander was waiting for the two men in the study, who came in one after another.

"Master, you are such a grown man, but you are still like this... I'm hungry.

"Master's wife, Master's wife, Master's wife, is the meal ready?" Shi Yintian acted like a rogue to Commander Dongfang as soon as he entered the study, not giving Commander Dongfang a chance to speak.

Hua Wanqing, who was in the kitchen, heard the shout and quickly replied, "Okay, okay, wash your hands and eat quickly, don't listen to your master nagging there."

"Okay, Master's wife." Shi Yintian pulled Commander Dongfang and walked towards the restaurant.

"Master's wife, your cooking skills have improved. I haven't eaten the food you cooked for a long time. It smells better than before." Shi Yintian smelled the delicious aroma of the food as soon as he arrived at the restaurant.

"This spare rib is really good. It looks delicious. Jinxuan, let me tell you, the food cooked by Master's Wife is really unique. In the past, we got tired of eating in the cafeteria, so Xue Ao and the others would go to Master's Wife's house for free meals. After going there so many times, the commander forbade us to go there for free meals, saying that Master's Wife's hands were rough from washing dishes.

How is that possible? Every time we go there, we wash the dishes, pick vegetables, and kill fish, while the chef’s wife just cooks some vegetables.”

"You don't eat the food in the canteen and come to my house every day. How can I agree with that? You are a bunch of bandits. Just because I said that the Mapo Tofu made by the kitchen team that day was tasteless, these bastards in the kitchen team remembered it and came to my house every day and asked my wife to ask them to make Mapo Tofu." Commander Dongfang complained to Wang Jinxuan about these brats. He was so angry that his liver hurt when he thought of that time.

Wang Jinxuan listened to this and said, "You are indeed a bandit, a bandit with principles. You know to bring food with you and even help wash the dishes."

"O(n_n)O haha~"

Shi Yintian and Wang Jinxuan helped put all the dishes on the table. After Commander Dongfang and Hua Wanqing sat down, the two of them also sat down.

Wang Jinxuan poured wine for everyone.

"Come, Jinxuan, try the braised pork ribs made by the master's wife, it's absolutely amazing." Shi Yintian added a piece of pork ribs to Wang Jinxuan.

"I haven't eaten yet." Old Commander Dongfang looked at Shi Yintian.

Shi Yintian also added a piece for him, "You are so old, but you don't love children at all. Master's wife makes it for you every day, but you don't know when you can eat it. You are so old and still jealous. This is the first time for Jinxuan to come here, so you must treat him well."

Hua Wanqing laughed, "You are the only one who can talk back at him. No one else can. Come on, eat quickly and see how it tastes."

Shi Yintian took the ribs that Hua Wanqing picked for him and put them in his mouth, then "Ugh." He spit them out.

Hua Wanqing quickly asked, "What's wrong? It doesn't taste good?"

He quickly took a bite and said, "No, the taste hasn't changed. Yintian, are you feeling unwell?"

Shi Yintian took a cup of tea and pressed it down, "I just feel like vomiting. It may be because I haven't been eating regularly recently. I'll eat something light."

Commander Dongfang looked at Shi Yintian and said, "I used to go on missions and eat irregular meals every day, but I never saw you look so weak. What's wrong? Are you old?"

Shi Yintian would never admit it. Even if he was really old, his physique should be better than that of Commander Dongfang. "Tsk, no matter how old I am, I can't be older than you. How about we practice together in the training ground?" He said as he pretended to get up and walk out.

Wang Jinxuan held Shi Yintian and gave him a way out. "Commander Dongfang is almost seventy years old. You are a young man in your forties. What are you yelling about? Hurry up and eat your meal."

Shi Yintiao took advantage of the situation and sat down, picking up food and pouring wine for his master and mistress, but he vomited everything he ate.

The other three people were a little confused. They all looked at him in unison. "What's wrong with you?" asked the old commander Dongfang. "My dear, there is no poison in your food, right?"

Hua Wanqing said, "If I poisoned you, why didn't you vomit?"

The old commander Dongfang was puzzled. "My dear, let's ask the family doctor to come and check him out. What if something happens to this guy and he blackmails me?"

Hua Wanqing glared at Dongfang Si, then called her family doctor and asked him to come to the restaurant.

Ten minutes later, the family doctor came to the restaurant and took Shi Yintian's blood pressure, blood sugar, and pulse. His pulse was as normal as could be. "Commander Dongfang, there is nothing wrong with Comrade Shi. He is absolutely normal."

"Xiao Li, there's nothing wrong with him. Why does he always feel nauseous? Could he be pregnant?" said the old commander Dongfang.

Hua Wanqing pinched Commander Dongfang's thigh.

Wang Jinxuan said, "He is not pregnant, but my sister is."

"Your sister?"

"Well, his wife is my sister. I just got the news when I came out of Qingfeng Pavilion."

The old commander Dongfang pointed at them and said, "You two are not without money, house, or car, so why are you following the old society and exchanging marriages?"

Hua Wanqing patted Dongfang Si's hand and said, "Stop making trouble."

Doctor Li said, "If Comrade Shi has no symptoms, then there is a possibility."

"What's possible."

"Male pregnancy syndrome, to put it simply, means that the woman is pregnant and the man has a reaction to pregnancy."

……

A string of crows flew over everyone's head, "Wow, wow, wow."

Okay, stop shouting, Shi Yintian patted his head.

Hua Wanqing asked Dr. Li, "Is this a disease?"

Doctor Li adjusted his glasses and said to the four people, "According to clinical research, the main reason why men suffer from pregnancy-associated syndrome is psychological factors. Therefore, pregnancy-associated syndrome is medically classified as a psychological neurosis or psychosomatic disease.

The causes of the disease include fear of future responsibilities, anxiety about waiting for the birth of a baby, joy of becoming a father, and worry about the health of children. The combination of multiple complex and intense emotions can cause mental disorders, resulting in a variety of symptoms.

When men develop pregnancy-associated syndrome, they will not only experience psychological and mental changes, but also endocrine abnormalities, often with problems such as high levels of androgen, excessive corticosteroids, and excessive prolactin.

In addition, the wife's behavior and body odor during pregnancy can also cause conditioned reflex changes in her husband's endocrine system.

The main manifestations of male pregnancy-associated syndrome are: while the wife is experiencing early pregnancy reactions, some husbands will also experience loss of appetite, nausea and vomiting, and even changes in taste and desire to eat certain special foods.

When the wife is about to give birth, the husband will also experience symptoms such as anxiety, nausea and vomiting, loss of appetite, abdominal bloating, constipation, diarrhea, etc. In severe cases, he may become irritable, depressed, insomnia, nervousness, headaches, etc.

This series of symptoms is known as male pregnancy syndrome in the medical field, and it often lasts until about a month after his wife gives birth before gradually disappearing. " (Baidu explanation.)

The four people were stunned when they heard Dr. Li’s explanation. They had never heard of this disease before. It really is true that the world is full of wonders.

Shi Yintian was the first to react. "Commander Dongfang, my male pregnancy syndrome is a mental and psychological disease, so I will take maternity leave after this matter is completed. I will take a long maternity leave and come back to work after my wife gives birth and the baby is one month old. You just heard what Doctor Li said. This symptom will generally last until one month after my wife gives birth."

Shi Yintian took out the leave application from his pocket and put it on the table, "Please ask Commander Dongfang to approve my leave."

Dongfang Si looked at this jerk Shi Yintian, picked up the leave application and took a look at it, "You bastard, take the leave application and start writing it. How can I approve eight months of maternity leave for you? Go and have the baby.

Let’s wait until the new leader takes office.”