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He was caught red-handed by Zheng Ziping's mother.

The aunt has been following her husband in slaughtering pigs all year round, and few people can bear such a strong effort.

At this moment, Zheng Ziping was pressed to the ground.

"Do you want to die?"

"Come on, die in front of me!"

"I'll let you eat shit!"

The auntie simply pulled out a bucket from the side.

Inside is the waste squeezed out of pig offal.

As soon as the barrel was opened, a foul odor hit me.

Everyone pinched their noses and took a step back.

The aunt picked up a ladle, scooped up a spoonful of waste and poured it into Zheng Ziping's mouth.

what?

Is this too much?

He has taken poison, so shouldn't he be sent to the hospital first?

What is the purpose of injecting pig manure?

The imperial physician in the team covered his nose.

"Master, feeding pig manure is indeed feasible. In fact, the best antidote is not pig manure."

"What is it?"

Murong Yue also asked while covering her nose.

Ah Hao pricked up his ears and listened.

The imperial physician whispered, "Human excrement, uh, Master, please forgive me."

hiss--

Ah Hao gave the imperial physician a reproachful look.

The imperial physician spread his hands.

This kind of poison is also treated in the same way when taken to the clinic.

Murong Yue suddenly realized.

It turns out that drinking manure can detoxify.

How to add useful knowledge.

No wonder the teacher said that you never stop learning.

Zheng Ziping was unable to defend himself and was poured with two buckets of pig manure.

He spat it out with a "wow" sound.

Now the environment is even more smelly.

The old lady held a bucket in each hand, "You wasted my two ladles and two buckets of water!"

"Qing country is suffering from a severe drought. Instead of making any contribution, they are even holding back..."

wow——

wow——

Two buckets of water were poured on Zheng Ziping.

The aunt breathed a sigh of relief when she saw her son was alive.

His tone also softened.

"Let me ask you, do you like the daughter of the pharmacy?"

Zheng Ziping's throat hurt so much that he couldn't make a sound.

I can only shake my head.

"So you're resentful that your father and I didn't give you a betrothal gift?"

Zheng Ziping continued to shake his head.

"Your father is not here, so you are doing this because you feel ashamed of being rejected?"

Zheng Ziping hesitated for a moment and nodded.

"Oh, what a success!"

The aunt turned around and went back to the shop, throwing the boning knife on the chopping board.

Shouting to the surroundings.

"Let the villagers watch the fun, today's pork is sold at a loss!"

"Come on, come on, it's just for a moment, don't miss it!"

People looked at each other.

Just watch and see where the discounts are.

Zheng Ziping was no longer present at the scene as everyone was busy buying meat.

"Oh oh oh, give me five pounds!"

"I want ten pounds!"

"Two taels for sale? Then I want two taels!"

"Madam, is the suet half price too?"

...

Zheng Ziping looked at the crowd in front of him, and it seemed that no one was looking at him.

Yes, no one cares whether they are rejected or not.

You are so stupid.

Suffering this kind of suffering in vain.

Seeing Murong Yue and others still standing nearby, he felt a little embarrassed.

He returned to the shop with a red face.

Pick up the broom and start cleaning.

too disgusting.

too disgusting.

This is so disgusting. I wonder if my parents will abandon me.

Wuwuwu——

It was dark, so everyone could only smell the odor but couldn't see the specific situation.

But no one vomited on the spot.

Murong Yue put her hands behind her head and walked back to her residence.

Ignore the faint stink in the air.

"Ah, is the betrothal gift important?"

Ah Hao had never thought about this question, but now that His Majesty asked, she began to think about it.

"Since ancient times, marriage has been decided by parents and matchmakers."

"If you can meet someone who loves you and has a harmonious family, then it's a match made in heaven."

"What the man gives to the woman is the betrothal gift, and what the woman brings to her new home is the dowry."

"Some families will also bring the betrothal gifts back with their daughters."

"It can be regarded as support from both families for the new family."

Hearing Ah Hao say that they were a match made in heaven, Qi Yuan secretly straightened his chest.

At the same time, I was calculating in my mind.

If I were to marry Ah Hao, how much dowry would I have to give?

Ah Hao doesn't like her parents, so it would be best if the betrothal gift could be given directly to Ah Hao.

Then, except for a little money for your own survival, the rest will be given to Ah Hao.

Hey.

Qi Yuan couldn't help but laughed softly.

This caused Murong Yue and Ah Hao to look over sideways.

Ah Hao ignored him and continued to explain science to His Majesty.

"But the customs in Huaizhou seem to be quite different."

"For families like butcher shops and medical clinics, it is common to have a betrothal gift of one or two hundred taels."

"Three hundred taels is indeed a lot."

Ah Hao didn't say anything, three hundred taels is a lot.

The strength of each family is different. For those big families, it is common to spend three or thirty thousand taels of silver for a wedding.

This was just a small episode.

But Murong Yue didn't want to eat at night.

I played a few games of chess with Ah Hao and then went to sleep.

On the second day, the group entered the city.

Huaicheng is bigger than Luocheng.

You can tell from the majesty of the city gate alone.

There were several teams of soldiers guarding the gate alone.

"Master, this Huaicheng is quite impressive!"

Ah Hao put his hands on his eyes and looked up at the tall city gate.

After taking out the document, the group entered the city smoothly.

Murong Yue decided to go downstairs for a walk.

The streets in the city are wide, and the shops are built higher and higher.

People were dressed neatly, each one more gorgeous than the other.

This material is considered precious in the capital and can be found everywhere here.

“It does feel rich.”

Li Daniu nodded in agreement.

"But, Miss Ah Hao, do you know how to distinguish between people from Huaicheng and outsiders?"

Since he decided to become a cook, he has become more cheerful.

The conversation started to increase.

"How to tell the difference?"

Ah Hao didn't answer, but Qi Yuan spoke up.

He squeezed in between the two of them without making a sound.

Enclose Ah Hao in his own shadow.

Ah Hao tilted his head and looked past him at Li Daniu, "Tell me quickly, how do you tell them apart?"

Qi Yuan: ...

Li Daniu touched his head and felt it was cold.

"It's easy to tell them apart. Just look at how gorgeous the carriage is."

"In Huaicheng, no matter whether it is a large or small carriage, the carriages used for traveling must be large and magnificent."

“And 90 percent of those that look plain and simple are cars from other places.”

Li Chi nodded beside him.

"Indeed."

"I have been to Huaicheng several times, and this place..." He scratched his head, unable to find an adjective.

Murong Yue stroked his chin and thought.

"Comparison, huh?"

"Yes, yes, yes, or you will summarize it, sir."

This is indeed the feeling I got after walking around Huaicheng’s busiest main street.

Murong Yue felt that these people seemed to be seriously ill.

Your house’s door is high, so mine should be higher.

Your door is wide, so mine should be wider.

Where does your child work and how much money does he earn a month? My child must earn more.

Your son has three children, so my family must have four.

This is the comparison among ordinary people.

Murong Yue heard all of this on the road.

There is a feeling that cannot be expressed in words.

After finding a restaurant that looked pretty good, Li Chi directly asked for the largest private room.

It was just enough to seat two large tables of people.

When the boss saw this business, he proudly laughed at the owner of the restaurant opposite.

"Oh, it's almost noon, I have to go check it out."

"What's going on these days? Business is so good."

I have to say, the environment here is still great.

Although it is dry, the lush green bamboo on the rear window is pleasing to the eye.

The smell of delicious food lingers on the tip of your nose.

She touched her rumbling stomach.