Live broadcast of the old ancestor gossip: Feeding the black moonlight to Qin Shi Huang

This brat, he hasn't even confirmed that he is the future crown prince yet, but he directly announced that he is the emperor.

It would be fine if I just bypassed his father.

Zhou Jia, who was listening nearby, was also shocked and said, "Your father doesn't seem to have confirmed that you are the future crown prince yet, but you dare to say that you are the future emperor? You are so brave, does your father know?"

Che Bao raised his chin, "What's the big deal? I'm so smart and wise, I will definitely be a good emperor in the future. Besides, based on the original historical trajectory, I didn't do badly, did I? Didn't you say that a soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier? It's not impossible for me to have a healthy competition with other princes."

"This brat is so shameless. Who did he learn this from?"

Liu Qi cursed with a smile.

Empress Dowager Dou smiled a little more, "Che'er is more relaxed now that he is in front of Zhou Jia."

Liu Qi's smile gradually faded as he listened to his mother's words. "The royal family is still too depressing. I think anyone who goes to a place like that in the future will feel relaxed."

After all, they have protected the children of the future as fragile flowers. If this happened in their ancient times, they would be torn into pieces in less than a second.

Zhou Jia thought it was good for him to be like this, so she didn't provoke him with the things that would happen when he got old. She nodded and agreed, "I hope you can always stay sober like this."

Although she didn't say it explicitly, Chebao still understood what she meant, and pouted her lips and said, "I know, I'm not him."

I wouldn't be as foolish as him.

The old Liu Che was completely despised by his younger self.

"Okay, go ahead and talk, and we'll be the audience." Zhou Jia took out his cell phone and prepared to film.

Che Bao glanced at the lens and confirmed that his clothes were neat and tidy without any flaws.

The little face looked very serious.

"Okay, then let's talk about my father, Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty, Liu Qi. Don't worry about me not being able to say his name or anything like that. I can't always call him father."

Che Bao's first sentence made Liu Qi so angry that his teeth itched.

This brat is really itching for trouble and even dares to call him by his name.

Unlike him, Liu Bang was becoming more and more satisfied with his younger generation Liu Che, "He looks like a grandfather, he looks like a grandfather, hahahaha..."

Lu Zhi looked at him with disdain.

When will he stop flattering himself?

"Liu Qi was the sixth emperor of our Han Dynasty. His father was Emperor Wen of Han, Liu Heng, and his mother was Empress Xiaowen Dou. He was born in Zhongdu, Dai, in the seventh year of Emperor Hui of Han. When Liu Qi was born, Emperor Wen of Han, Liu Heng, was still the King of Dai in Dai. Liu Qi was the middle child. Before Liu Heng ascended the throne, the Queen of Dai had already passed away.

In the eighth year of Empress Lü's reign, Liu Heng became emperor. The four children born to Queen Dai died of illness one after another. Later, Liu Heng was asked by his ministers to appoint a crown prince. So, my father Liu Qi was appointed crown prince, and my grandmother Dou was appointed empress. Zhang Xiangru and Shi Fen were appointed as the crown prince's tutors respectively.

So, my father began to learn how to be a monarch, and after Emperor Wen died, he inherited the throne and became Emperor Jing of Han. My great-grandmother Bo Ji was naturally honored as the Grand Empress Dowager, and my grandmother Dou was honored as the Empress Dowager. This is probably the situation of my father's ascension to the throne. "

Che Bao only knew their calendar and was not used to the Gregorian calendar, so he did not tell them the exact year it happened.

Zhou Jia added: "The seventh year of Emperor Hui of Han was 188 BC, while the eighth year of Empress Dowager Lü was 180 BC. You can decide for yourself which method of dating you are more accustomed to."

Most people still prefer their own reign title calendar system, which at least allows them to know who the emperor was at that time and what his situation was like, in more detail. However, there are also a small number of people who prefer the AD calendar system, which is complete, concise and clear.

Just as Chebao was about to start talking, Yinbao suddenly asked, "When your father ascended the throne, was there anything particularly interesting?"

There was a gossipy gleam in Yinbao's eyes.

Feng Bao and the others also looked at him in surprise. What a great guy! He asked directly in front of the main person and opened the question right in front of him.

However, even if Liu Che knew about it, he would not tell it. After all, this involved royal secrets, and royal secrets were not something that ordinary people like them could hear.

Che Bao's face turned stern, "No!"

How is it possible to say that?

I told them that they still have the dignity to lose.

"If you want to talk about it, when we talk about the Song Dynasty later, you can tell us about the interesting things that happened when you ascended the throne."

After Che Bao finished speaking, Zhou Jia was the first one who couldn't help laughing.

Speaking of interesting stories about Zhao Kuangyin's accession to the throne, the most famous ones are probably him wearing the yellow robe and giving up military power over a cup of wine.

Yinbao's face turned red when he heard her laugh, "Stop laughing!"

What on earth did he do in the future that Zhou Jia laughed so wantonly.

Zhou Jia coughed twice and said, "Stop laughing, keep talking."

Yinbao glared at her and then looked away.

宋

Zhao Kuangyin listened to Zhou Jia's unbridled laughter with an expressionless face.

In his heart, he roughly guessed what Zhou Jia was laughing at.

but!

He didn't think there was anything wrong with what he did at the time, whether it was wearing the yellow robe or giving up military power with a cup of wine.

Who doesn't want to be the most respected person in the world? Who doesn't want to hold power firmly in their own hands?

He is a layman and he will follow the crowd.

It doesn't mean that he is really aloof and doesn't care about anything.

He came out of that chaotic world where people were eaten without leaving any bones, and he knew the importance of power better than anyone else.

No matter how many times he has to do it again, he will make the same decision.

Zhao Kuangyin's thoughts gradually drifted away, returning to the years when he had struggled hard in the past, while on the screen, Che Bao was still narrating Liu Qi's actions after he ascended the throne.

"As Zhou Jia said just now, the Han Dynasty divided many princes into counties and kingdoms. Some of the princes were weakened, but some of them, thanks to Emperor Wen's laissez-faire policy, were able to recuperate in their fiefdoms and their strength grew rapidly. Among these princes, the most powerful one was King Wu Liu Bi (bi, fourth tone).

In those days, Nei Shi Chao Cuo told Liu Qi to weaken the power of the princes, and pay special attention to Liu Bi, who had grown into a strong opponent. Liu Bi was a very patient man, and had been quietly preparing for more than 40 years, privately minting money and boiling salt to sell. In order to develop his own strength, he even recruited fugitives, and did not hide his intention to rebel at all.

Therefore, Chao Cuo began to strongly advocate that Liu Qi reduce the power of the vassal states. Liu Qi followed his advice and prepared to deprive Wu of the two counties of Kuaiji and Yuzhang. Liu Bi resisted and was unwilling to surrender.

Chebao curled his lips.

Really.

If he starts a fight, you just need to stand guard. Why resist? If you resist, you will have to fight him yourself.

Wouldn't it be better to just submit and surrender?

The future Emperor Wu of Han expressed disdain.

Seeing him telling this history with a sour face, Zhou Jia shook his head.

It turned out to be the tough Emperor Wu of Han.

Long Bao listened attentively. He roughly guessed that this Liu Bi might be related to the Rebellion of the Seven Kings. This reminded him of the joint siege of the Qin Kingdom by the six kingdoms. If it were not for the two predecessors Zhang Yi and Ying Ji who joined forces to break the coalition, no one could predict how the Qin Kingdom would have developed in the future.

Tiantian also listened carefully, but he was curious about how the Seven Kings Rebellion attacked at that time. Maybe he could learn something from it.

But Che Bao might not understand that much, so he still has to find the book himself in the future.

As he was thinking about it, he felt something stuffed into his hand, and he looked up.

Long Bao gave him a marching diagram.

"for you."

Tiantian smiled after seeing clearly, "Thank you, little prince...Zheng."

Tiantian was halfway through saying the word "young master" when he remembered that this was not the Great Qin. Zhou Jia said that he had to change the way he addressed him.

"You're welcome."

Long Bao turned his head away with a natural look.

Anyway, he took the things out of the system and it didn't take him much effort, so it's good to let him know something about it.

Feng Bao saw their little movements and moved closer to them. After seeing the marching route, Feng Bao asked in shock: "How did you get this thing?"

Fengbao saw that it was Longbao who gave it, so she asked Longbao directly.

Long Bao looked at him suspiciously, "Mall, what's the problem?"

Few words.

concise.

Not only Feng Bao was shocked by these words, but everyone except Ying Zheng was also shocked.

Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Che: [Where did the mall get this thing from! ]

Emperor Taizong of Tang, Li Shimin: [Where is the mall? ]

Zhu Yuanzhang, the first emperor of the Ming Dynasty: [This thing is not even recorded in the historical books in the mall. ]

……

Countless emperors were questioning.

Ying Zheng:  …

He never thought that the mall incident would be exposed under such circumstances.

The people didn’t know what was going on, but they could still understand what the emperors’ painful faces meant.

"From the looks of it, it seems that there are things in His Majesty's mall that His Majesty doesn't have?"

"It seems like that."

"I guess it was Miss Zhou Jia who opened the back door."

Che Bao's attention was also attracted. He walked up to Long Bao, looked at the marching map, and then looked at his own mall, and indeed there was nothing there.

"What's in your mall?"

He wanted to know how big the difference was between the items in their mall.

Zhou Jia, who was watching from the side, looked up at the sky in silence.

The big man's talk is so fragmented. He keeps changing the topic one after another. How long will he finish?

The key point is that the matter of Your Majesty’s mall and space is about to be exposed.

Long Bao did not directly answer Che Bao's question, but asked him, "What is in your mall?"

Good question.

Che Bao said dimly, "It's just some ordinary books, grain seeds and daily necessities."

"Same." This is Fengbao.

"Plus one." This is Yinbao.

Tiantian stood in front of Longbao and served as a guard diligently.

Long Bao looked at the countless rare treasures, weapons, ammunition and other things in his mall and fell into deep thought. If he told the truth, would these people be so angry that he died?

In fact, everyone had already guessed when he didn't say anything that Long Bao must have more things than they did.

well.

They brought this upon themselves.

Che Bao looked away.

"eccentric!"

Many emperors under the sky said excitedly.

Long Bao said: "Just a little more than you."

Zhou Jia made up a sentence in his heart:

Just a few hundred million points.

They don't even know about the space and system permissions.

Feng Bao sighed and focused all his attention on the marching map.

Let’s study their marching routes.

Tiantian, Fengbao and Yinbao gathered together to study the marching map, breaking it down bit by bit.

Che Bao also had a dream of fighting on the battlefield, and his attention was focused on the marching map, and he even forgot his mission.

"Chebao, shouldn't you finish the rest of your story?" Zhou Jia reminded him.

Che Bao came back to his senses and said, "Here we are. Just now we said that Liu Bi was dissatisfied with the court and started to take action, and united with several other vassal states to start the confrontation. Let's first briefly talk about which kings they are.

In addition to the King of Wu, there are also the King of Chu, the King of Zhao, the King of Jinan, the King of Zichuan, the King of Jiaoxi, and the King of Jiaoxi, all princes of the Liu clan. "

Che Bao finished his comment, "A bunch of traitors."

Liu Qi nodded in agreement, that’s right.

Che Bao was furious when he thought about what happened next. He continued:

"At the beginning, the rebellion progressed smoothly because Liu Bi had planned it in advance. After Liu Qi learned the news, he discussed the matter of sending troops with Chao Cuo, who advocated the reduction of the feudal system. Chao Cuo suggested that Liu Qi lead the army in person and he would stay in the capital.

But at this time, something interesting happened. Yuan Ang, who once served as the prime minister of Wu, suggested to Liu Qi to kill Chao Cuo in order to satisfy the so-called "clearing the court" of Liu Bi and other treacherous ministers. Liu Qi agreed.

So, Chao Cuo died, and Yuan Ang went on a secret mission to Wu. However, Chao Cuo's death did not stop the seven countries from attacking. Because of this incident, Liu Bi and his people even thought that Emperor Jing was a soft persimmon, easy to control, although he looked like one. "

Zhou Jia lowered her head and tried to hold back her laughter when she heard this.

It sounded like Liu Che was openly taking this opportunity to curse, oh no, complain about his father.

Many people under the sky also laughed.

Coincidentally, they feel the same way.

This time it was Liu Qi's turn to be defeated. [Miss Zhou Jia, you should be the one to talk about this. What can a three-year-old kid say?]

Zhou Jia blinked and said innocently: "I think what Che Bao said is very good."

Che Bao knew better than anyone what his father was thinking, and said frankly: "You just think I am scolding you by saying these words."

Liu Qi: ...

This is not what he feels, but it is the fact!

This little guy is taking this opportunity to complain about him!

"There's no point in being unhappy. Anyway, I'm the one who's going to continue talking. You have to hold it in even if you're not convinced."

……

I can’t have this son anymore.

Liu Qi was so angry that he had a headache.

Zhou Jia couldn't hold back any longer and burst out laughing.

Fengbao and the others were also happy to watch the show, and Longbao, who usually had a rather indifferent face, also smiled faintly.

Sure enough, it’s more joyful to eat other people’s melons.

Especially the melons from Lao Liu’s family.

Che Bao had a great time, but Liu Che in other dimensions was miserable.

They are not in the future like Che Bao, they are in front of their biological father Liu Qi.

It was fine if Liu Che was just a baby, as he couldn't be beaten. But when Liu Che grew up a little, he received "love education" from his father in every dimension.

"You little bastard, my melons are delicious, right? You still want to eat my melons? I'll beat you into a melon first!"

Influenced by Zhou Jia, our ancestors also started surfing the Internet to create buzzwords.