Live broadcast of the old ancestor gossip: Feeding the black moonlight to Qin Shi Huang

Zhang Fei walked up to Liu Chan and patted him on the head, "Adou is really good."

Zhao Zilong stood aside and said happily: "That's right, my lord. The Prime Minister is right. Ah Dou is still young and has a simple mind. How good it is."

"Yes, yes, my lord."

Everyone was cheering for him, and Liu Chan felt warm inside.

Still, his uncles and brothers love him the most.

Liu Bei laughed angrily, "I've been spoiled by you guys."

What is this called?

Oh, yes, the filter is so thick!

Everyone in Shu laughed. Liu Chan smiled and held his uncle Zhao's left hand and held his father-in-law's right hand, feeling very satisfied.

Zhou Jia secretly glanced at the Three Kingdoms, and her heart instantly turned sour when she saw this scene.

Oh ~

It is a blessing to have women on both sides.

Zhao Zilong

Zhuge Kongming~

She is not sour.

She really didn't envy Liu Chan at all!

Isn't it just a Shu Han group pet~

Zhou Jia turned his grief and anger into appetite, and continued to send a lot of crayfish to Zhuge Liang. He then started to eat them with a grunt, and did not forget to demonstrate to them how to eat them.

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The crayfish on Ying Zheng's table was the largest in quantity, and there were several flavors. The courtiers below were served with small portions.

The eunuch wanted to take it away and process it before serving it, but Zhou Jia suddenly said, "When eating hot pot, it's definitely best to do it yourself. As for crayfish and crabs, you can try peeling them yourself for the first time. Gourmet food also requires a certain sense of participation."

Zhou Jia smiled maliciously.

The sense of participation was just an excuse. She just wanted to find someone to peel shrimps with her, otherwise it would be too lonely for her to peel shrimps alone.

Ying Zheng became interested as he stared at the crayfish, and followed Zhou Jia in putting on gloves and starting to peel them.

Ying Quliang pulled Shang Yang, Ying Si pulled Zhang Yi and Mi Bazi, and Ying Ji himself started to peel shrimps with Zhou Jia.

After hearing Zhou Jia's words, Liu Che changed his mind and started to do it himself.

At first, I peeled a few of them excitedly, and then...

Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Che: [In the words of your descendants, do we have to eat this crayfish? ]

The First Emperor Ying Zheng: [It takes time and only satisfies the appetite. 】

“Hahahaha…” Zhou Jia laughed, but suddenly her smile froze and she stopped laughing. “Ancestor Kong and other ancestors had the rule of not talking while eating and sleeping. Now, it still exists, but it’s rare. Most of us now just ask you to swallow before you speak. If this makes you uncomfortable, please forgive me.”

This was the first time she talked to them while eating. Before, she just watched TV series for them to watch while eating.

Confucius smiled faintly. If it were someone else he might be unhappy, but not with Zhou Jia. There were thousands of years between them, and it was good enough that some things could be passed down.

Moreover, the living habits of later generations are very different from their habits, so there is no need to require Zhou Jia, a descendant, to follow their current rules.

Yan Hui chuckled, "Teacher, Miss Zhou Jia is a free and unrestrained person, but she also maintains the rules of propriety."

Although this etiquette is very different from the etiquette they adhere to.

Confucius nodded and said, "For people, the most important thing is to be consistent in what you say and what you do. The children of later generations may seem unreasonable, but their joys and sorrows are all shown on their faces. It is very easy to be with them."

He traveled around the world and saw all kinds of people. He met many real villains and hypocrites, and he hated intrigue. Every time he saw Zhou Jia and other later generations getting along with each other, although it was sometimes unreasonable, it did make him feel at ease.

He also likes the afterlife.

"There is a joke in our later generations that says to tell whether a man loves you or not, just look at whether he is willing to peel shrimp for you. It is really delicious, but it is indeed troublesome. Now we basically only go to eat it once when we are free, just to kill time and satisfy our stomachs."

She said and took a sip of cold beer.

She still didn't dare give him beer, and only gave him iced drinks or milk tea.

As soon as Zhou Jia said this, many ladies under the sky immediately asked their men if they were willing to peel shrimps for them. Many men answered yes, but it was unclear whether they were sincere.

"In fact, in today's relationships, peeling shrimps doesn't necessarily have to be done by boys. If you don't have a partner, you should be independent and self-reliant. If you have a partner, it's best for both parties to make efforts and run for each other, rather than just one side making efforts.

Finally, let's get back to the point. Relationships are a matter between two people, no matter if it's a boy or a girl. If you only give unilaterally and are not appreciated, don't make it hard on yourself. It's not good to be in love. "

As Zhou Jia was talking, she thought of Qi Tingting and started nagging a little more.

Many people agreed with Zhou Jia's words because they had other things to do, but there were also many people who did not take Zhou Jia's words to heart. Some of them were in passionate love and turned a deaf ear to all the dissuasive voices from the outside world. They believed that the person in front of them would never abandon them and that they could definitely be together for a long time.

Zhou Jia was just complaining and had no intention of talking much, so he got back to the point.

"Let's continue talking about crayfish and locusts. Since crayfish only appeared in later dynasties, I won't go into detail. I'll send you the specific method of eating it later. Now let's talk about locusts.

Our ancestors may have said locusts more often, but some people and I may be more accustomed to saying grasshoppers, and this thing has high nutritional value.

I have never seen people eat fried grasshoppers, but they seem to be very delicious, one in a mouthful, very crispy. I have never seen fried grasshoppers in Shaanxi, but they are available in some parts of the north, and the price seems to be quite high. "

Emperor Taizong of Tang, Li Shimin: [Fried?]

Zhou Jia nodded, "Well, fried food, anything is delicious as long as the ingredients are sufficient."

She said, licking her lips, wanting to eat fried fish.

The emperors were a little worried because frying requires oil, and they were not like later generations who had convenient access to whatever they wanted and had buckets of oil.

Zhou Jia quickly realized what Li Shimin was worried about. "Why are you panicking? Basically, everything that should be given is already on the market. For vegetable oil, it can be sesame oil or soybean oil... For animal oil, it can be lard. Oh, yes, in your time, the meat made from pigs was not tasty, right?"

How could she have forgotten about this?

Many people in Wan Chao nodded repeatedly.

So when they see so much pork in the supermarket, they are curious. How can they eat it when it smells so strong?

Zhou Jia smiled and said, "Modern pigs don't have that weird smell. Do you know why?"

How would they know where to go?

Zhou Jia didn't let them wait any longer and said lightly, "It's easy, because they are no longer fertile, the meat quality and taste will be better."

No longer able to have children?

At first, the people of Wan Chao didn't realize what this meant. When they realized what was going on...

It's not what they think.

Zhou Jia reassured them, "Don't doubt it, it's what you think it means."

hiss--

The male compatriots felt a chill in their crotch.

“Just a reminder, this operation is not only for boars, but also for sows. I can find some videos for you to learn how to do it. There are also many related books online in the bookstore. You can take a look if you are interested.

A reminder: don't eat locusts once a locust plague occurs. At that time, the locusts are likely to be poisonous. Dear ancestors, please protect your lives.

There is a food chain in nature. If you notice a large number of locusts, you can also find some natural enemies of locusts, such as frogs, toads, chickens, ducks, etc. to deal with the locusts.

But now, we basically spray pesticides.”

Emperor Taizong of Tang, Li Shimin: [If we apply pesticides, locusts won't come near the crops, and the food we eat will be the same as yours in later generations? ]

God knows how envious he was every day when he saw the intact and lush vegetables of later generations.

Zhou Jia's expression was a little indescribable.

“Well, most of the things in our later generations are made possible by advanced technology. The vegetables you see look particularly good and can be preserved for a long time, but they are basically filled with pesticide residues that are harmful to the human body.

In modern society, it is probably only in our rural areas that more people grow their own vegetables without adding pesticides.

In the city, most foods are sprayed with pesticides for the sake of appearance. In fact, many people now want to eat green and additive-free foods, but it is hard to say whether they are truly additive-free.

As I said before, every era has its own troubles. "

Zhou Jia shook her head. She still preferred the vegetables she grew at home that were bitten by bugs.

"There are pesticides available in the mall, but you should use them in moderation. Don't use too much. Too much is as bad as too little. Plants will get upset too."

Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Che: [I have looked for a long time, and there is no pesticide you mentioned! ]

Emperor Taizu of Song, Zhao Kuangyin: [I have not found it either. ]

Several emperors followed and said that they didn't find it. Zhou Jia began to doubt herself because she remembered that she did give it.

Miaomiao spoke up at this time, "Jiajia, you remembered it wrongly. It is the Emperor Qin Shi Huang's mall that has them, but no one else's mall has them."

Zhou Jia touched his nose.

"You will be able to find out soon. By the way, I have a very serious question for you. It is best to keep this pesticide out of the reach of children. Make sure to keep an eye on them. Do not drink it as a beverage. This thing is poisonous. If it is ingested by mistake, the stomach must be washed.

But if you die soon after drinking it, then there is nothing you can do. So, I want to emphasize very seriously that you should not drink this, and you should not swallow this to commit suicide. It is hard to say whether you will die or not, but your experience before death will definitely be bad. "

She emphasized the importance of pesticides over and over again, and finally, tremblingly, put them on the market.

After eating and drinking, she leaned back on the sofa and suddenly remembered something.

"Everyone, have you read all the history books in the bookstore?"

She was sure that they were jumping around while watching, only looking for their own dynasty.

It would be fine if you didn't mention this, but now you mention it.

There was total silence on the screen.

Ying Zheng wanted to kill Hu Hai again. The young Liu Che scolded his elderly self and cried about his two wives dying early. Li Shimin cherished the time with Empress Zhangsun more and paid more attention to the education of his children.

Poor Zhao Da almost couldn't hold back and killed Zhao Guangyi directly, but he didn't do it in the end. Instead, he threw him into prison, where he was tortured every day but was kept alive.

As for Zhao Gou and others, Zhao Da kicked them out of the group chat of the Emperor of the Song Dynasty on the same day, and then contacted General Yue Fei personally, saying a lot of words of apology, which scared Yue Fei.

However, the Song Dynasty was not the most lively one. The most lively one was the Ming Dynasty.

The Ming Dynasty was so lively.

After seeing the end of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Yuanzhang, with the help of Zhu Biao, started a video call and notified all the emperors of the Zhu family to come in for a meeting.

The Zhu family was afraid of Zhu Yuanzhang deep in their bones.

No matter the one who was practicing Taoism, the one who loved to play, or the one who was doing carpentry, they all showed up on time.

Zhu Di, who had just seized the throne from Zhu Yunwen, knelt on the ground from the very beginning and dared not get up. Not to mention the emperors who came after him, who knelt as soon as they entered the video.

Just kneel down.

What can you do when your ancestors are kneeling to you?

Zhu Yuanzhang started with Zhu Yunwen, and went through them one by one, expressing his views on their governance in a friendly and amiable manner. However, neither Zhu Biao nor Empress Ma stopped him, and they even encouraged him, giving him water when he was thirsty and food when he was hungry.

The starry sky turned into the rising sun, but Zhu Yuanzhang did not stop. When Zhou Jia started the broadcast, they had just finished listening to Zhu Yuanzhang's teachings. Now that Zhou Jia mentioned it again, the Zhu emperors had only one thing in their minds.

It's going to happen!

The key point is that Zhou Jia specifically mentioned the Ming Dynasty. "Let's not worry about other dynasties for now. I just want to know what your Majesty the Ming Taizu thinks of the Ming emperor."

To die, to be destroyed.

Even Zhu Houzhao, who was always conspicuous, became a quail and dared not speak. He looked at Zhou Jia sadly.

Her words were clearly intended to push the emperor of the Ming Dynasty to death.

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Ying Zheng thought of the emperors after Ming and commented, "Each of them has his own talents."

Liu Ji below couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Don’t they all have their own talents?

Looking at the emperors of all dynasties, which one is like the Zhu family?

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Liu Che lazily lay on the cushion behind him, "The Zhu family is quite interesting. I really want to get to know them."

Honestly speaking, he sometimes envied the Emperor of the Ming Dynasty, who was willful, eccentric and did what he wanted.

When will he be able to be like them?

He also wanted to try the joy of leaving government affairs behind for a few days!

Li Shimin and Zhao Kuangyin had no mood to listen to Zhou Jia's jokes now, as they had not yet finished dealing with their own troubles.

Li Shimin seemed to want to strangle Li Longji to death, and Zhao Kuangyin wanted to kill Zhao Gou and others.

Now he finally understood why Zhou Jia reacted so strongly. If it were him, he would have killed Zhao Gou and Qin Hui the second he saw them and would never let them live in this world again.

Zhou Jia was still polite to them.

As for Ming...

Zhu Yuanzhang only let the emperor behind the Zhu family leave in the morning, but letting them go did not mean that he agreed with what they did as emperors.

He just needed to tidy himself up.

But Zhou Jia's words at this time further fueled Zhu Yuanzhang's anger, which had not yet been extinguished. However, it was a live broadcast after all, and he couldn't let other dynasties laugh at him, so he still gave his descendants some face.

Zhu Yuanzhang, the first emperor of the Ming Dynasty: [Everyone has different abilities. Except for the one who is particularly bad at making money, the others are all OK.]

As for who the loser is talking about...

Everyone knows it.

Zhou Jia said: "The main occupations of the emperors of the Ming Dynasty were different. They all made being an emperor a side job. It can be said that the emperors of the Ming Dynasty were indeed the most brilliant and wonderful among our emperors."