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Chapter 92 Shu Heng, Kitten Ears, Butler Cafe
Xie Xingchen clicked on the link.
The first floor contains screenshots of Shu Heng's character from various angles.
Xie Xingchen raised his eyebrows slightly, paused for a few seconds, and continued to scroll down.
On the second floor is a long string of text:
2L (Original Poster): [I was there. You can’t even imagine! Too much information! It’s known that ABCD are roommates, and BEF are a triangle. E was the first to like D, and it’s an open fact in their circle. (I won’t go into details, he wanted to disguise it, but he couldn’t hide it for some technical reasons)
A month ago, B and F found out that E had fallen, and they kept teasing E in the group. Later, they had a chance to observe D up close, so they all went and fell in love with him. (Too fast! D is indeed a wanzai pier, gentle, sober and independent. I have never seen anyone who can come out straight. For details, you can see the statistics post next door)
Continuing, because B had the geographical advantage and E was on a business trip, F would frequently fly over to check on B, under the pretext of helping E to keep an eye on her, in order to prevent B from making the first move, and then F would try to pry her away on his own.
At this time, something happened. Someone kissed D. Although no one knew who this person was, F was sure that it was B who did it, so he flew over to warn B.
However, F never expected that A would also take action at this time! And it was D who took the initiative! F asked B why he didn't protect D.
B didn't know about these things originally, but now that F has exposed them all, B questioned F, and F ran away.]
Xie Xingchen frowned slightly, his eyes fixed on ABCD on the first line of the post.
3L: [I heard that F initially told D to stay away from B, but later got slapped in the face and changed his mind and told B to stay away from D.]
4L: [Hahaha, so you don’t dare to bring trouble to E, right?]
5L: [How did you all understand this? Who is who? Can the Riddler please stop using abbreviations?]
6L: [Are you studying ancient mathematics? Are you anthropomorphizing geometric auxiliary lines?]
7L: [Hahahaha, I am dying of laughter.]
8L: [This long story, C is only worth one word? Can you give the poor kid a share? ]
9L: [C hasn't gotten the hang of it yet, he's too new, not good enough at all hahaha.]
10L: [Wait, if I understand correctly, A, B, C, and E, all like D? I think I know who D is. /shocked/]
11L: [Oh my god, among ABC, B is the one who knows the most? Interesting.]
12L: [I think I know which crew it is from. It must be a top crew. /strong/]
13L: [Protect our DD. Our DD is just very charming and very straight. Take her away without making an appointment.]
……
Xie Xingchen flipped down a few pages, then went back to the first page and started reading from the beginning.
For some reason, he didn't like this post, so he clicked the [Report] button in the upper right corner, filled in the reason: [Image and text are unrelated], then exited the link and returned to the group chat.
Just as he was about to reply to a question in the group, he heard Shu Heng...Huang En's voice coming from outside the door.
"Xie Xingchen...Aren't you finished washing yet?"
*
When Huang En returned to the bedroom, he found that Tangyuan, who had been making a phone call in the yard two days ago, was lying on her bed again.
"Tangyuan, you're back."
Huang En hung up his sweater, sat on the edge of the bed, looked at the screen that Tang Yuan was projecting, and asked curiously, "What are you watching?"
On the screen was the plot she had experienced in the game——
On the eve of his doctoral graduation ceremony, Ou Yuan had just declined his roommate's request to work for him, advising him to live a good life and not waste his talent.
Huang En glanced at the title of the video: [The Best Ou Yuan (Game Story Edited Version)]
She touched Tangyuan's big white head and asked gently, "Tangyuan, do you want to play games? Many games now have intelligent robot modes. Do you want to play games with Xiaobai?"
[En En is so gentle, I envy Tang Yuan so much, I also want to be touched on the head. /cry/]
When Tangyuan heard her question, he blinked his big golden eyes and shook his head slowly.
[Dumplings are so cute!]
[Tangyuan is so quiet today, she doesn’t say anything. Doesn’t she video chat with her boyfriend every day?]
[Maybe he missed his master. Oh, Enen is too busy, filming during the day and working overtime in the game cabin at night. DD is really hard-working.]
[Ahem, you also read that link? So ABCEF is really that?]
[I came here because of his reputation, so he is the top D mentioned on the Internet?]
Feeling that the robot beside him was a little 'depressed', Huang En gently held Tang Yuan in his arms and patted him comfortingly: "I have to take a shower. You can tell me if you want to play games. You can also tell me if you have anything sad. Got it?"
Tangyuan in her arms nodded slowly, with her back to the light screen, and two blushes appeared under her eyes.
[Haha, Tangyuan is shy.]
Seeing that Tangyuan's mood had improved, Huang En relieved himself and left the bedroom.
After Huang En left, Tang Yuan rewound the video to the beginning and watched Ou Yuan's life in the doctoral dormitory repeatedly.
[Wow, I really want to be a robot. I also want to be close to my master.]
[I heard that Juxing Company is currently developing online games in host mode and owner-pet mode. If successful, the owner can play games with the robot, and the owner can also understand what the pet says.]
[I have also heard that once consciousness is successfully recognized and uploaded to the cloud after being digitized, even if the body is scrapped or dead, they can still meet in the digital world.]
[I really hope this technology can be promoted as soon as possible, and I hope my baby can catch up before going to the dog planet. /Pray/]
[After the host and the main pet, humans can also be uploaded, right? It would be nice to get a new life after uploading. I think it is more useful than studying cultivation and supernatural powers.]
[Indeed, there are few people who survive the apocalypse. Because of the imperfect technology, there are also few second-generation free people who survive. There are even fewer people who carry the genes of their ancestors with superpowers and are specially cultivated for the third generation. I am really worried that StarCraft will be destroyed. Alas.]
[I am a third-generation free man. I don’t know which ancestor with superpowers I inherited my genes from. Hahaha. Maybe one day I will suddenly recover my memory or awaken my superpowers. /dream/]
[I am a fourth generation natural person. I have been observed and experimented on since I was a child. The Federation actually expects us to awaken pheromones. I can only say that I have read too many ancient texts. /Shocked/]
[I don’t know what generation Enen is from. I’m so curious.]
……
Huang En, who was curious about his race in the barrage, took a shower and lay down in the game cabin with his three roommates.
The game cabin door closed, and the eyes fell into darkness. A familiar feeling of drowsiness came over me, and my consciousness was pulled out of my body.
[Strong sleep mode activated, current time flow rate 1:4.]
[Script loaded.]
[Consciousness coverage successful.]
[Current number of players: 4, number of viewers: .]
When Shu Heng opened his eyes, Qi Ji was no longer in bed.
He sat up slowly and stared at the wrinkles on the bed sheet beside him.
[It really seems like it was after the fact. /excited//covers mouth/]
The sound of the electronic door unlocking rang out. Shu Heng looked up and saw Qi Ji walking in with a bag of specialty breakfast.
Shu Heng's pupils shrank and he quickly looked away.
Seeing Shu Heng's dodging action, Qi Ji paused slightly, turned around, put the breakfast on the coffee table, and silently untied the bag.
Seeing Qi Ji with his back to him and not saying a word, Shu Heng felt relieved. He threw back the quilt, got out of bed, and went to the bathroom to wash up.
In the bathroom.
Shu Heng splashed some clean water on his face to sober himself up.
He looked at himself in the mirror with hazy eyes, flushed face and slightly swollen lips, and couldn't help feeling a little dazed.
[Oh my god, it’s so astringent. /lick/ It feels like I’ve been fucked. ]
[This lip is so swollen, Qi Ji must have bitten it last night.]
[I guess he was trying hard not to press the person down and eat him.]
[Shu Heng looked like he was well pampered, but it was just a kiss. Could this be the peerless beauty chosen by heaven as described in ancient Chinese literature? /Excited/]
[I don't know, anyway I have a phantom limb/stone/. I want a woman to come on.]
[I am a girl, I also want to be better than him, woo woo woo. Can I enter the game and play the four. love with Shu Heng?]
[Your idea is very dangerous. This is a serious strategy game, and there is no such function. Don't ask me how I know this, ahem.]
[Yes, in this strategy game, I will attack Shu Heng. /色//嘴水/]
[Is the fighting F still here? Are you watching? What are you doing? /Watching the show/]
[Please edit this clip! Fan fiction is not enough for me!]
Shu Heng sighed in annoyance.
How could he have done...that to his roommate last night?
How should I face Qi Ji in the future?
The long eyelashes trembled uncontrollably, and Shu Heng closed his eyes to hide the complex emotions in them.
However, as soon as he closed his eyes, Qi Ji's fierce "counterattack" last night appeared in front of him...
And his hot breathing, which was completely different from his usual cold temperament...
And those deep obsidian eyes that stared at him as they lay together.
Shu Heng pressed his chest, trying to suppress the strange feeling in his heart.
It was just an accident.
Qi Ji can't possibly...
Wait for him to calm down for a few days, and then formally apologize to Qi Ji.
[Shu Heng seems to have calmed down.]
[It seems that Qi Ji still has a long way to go.]
[I confess, I want to see forced love, I want to see him have nowhere to escape, forced to face the fierce love of his roommates. /Namaste/]
[Then I have to confess, I don’t just want to watch this, I also want to watch them rise and fall, rise and fall. /shy//cover face/]
[I understood it instantly. Not long ago, I was a simple and happy little girl, but now I actually... feel that it is not enough!]
[/Shocked/ Sometimes, it is quite helpless to surf the Star Network alone. /Wrap up the bitter tea seeds/]
[Give me one. /Steal the bitter tea seeds/]
After finishing breakfast with Qi Ji in silence, they packed their luggage in tacit understanding and went to the first floor to check out.
Yesterday at midnight, the senior student hurriedly drove away from Yuncheng, so the two of them had to take public transportation back to school.
Along the way, Shu Heng pretended as if nothing had happened, only his ears were a little red from embarrassment.
Sensing Shu Heng's attitude, Qi Ji slightly lowered his eyelashes, hiding the gloom and loss in his eyes.
[Being too obvious will only make people avoid you, poor little Qi Ji.]
[Finally I saw what thin lips look like in ancient Chinese. /wow//heart/]
[What's wrong with him? He's just too sincere. Falling in love with a straight man, what a tragic fate. /sympathy/]
[Hua Yu is really a smart person. He is frivolous and plays the role of a playboy in the game, but pretends to be indifferent and keeps a distance in real life. He is taking his time. /I understand/]
[I think so too, friends who have fallen before and those who are about to fall should pay attention. Be careful of Chu Mo and Hua Yu! /zipper//shut up/]
[So, C was ignored again? Because he was too elementary? /hahaha/]
[I, I, I like to see a cute and aggressive little girl, who says she is reluctant but actively comes to me. /Love it/]
[I like this little personal servant who I only met once. He is younger than me and cries a lot. It would be even better if he cries while doing it. Shu Heng is so soft-hearted that he would definitely not refuse his brother’s request.]
[I want to see the affectionate senior guide Shu Heng step by step into depravity, and be trained to be very sensitive.]
[Am I the only one who wants to see Enen as the main attacker? Everyone else can only be the strong and the weak, suppressing their desires and making him happy. /holding his face//starry eyes/]
[You are all bad people who get bored easily. Have you forgotten how crazy you were when you were eating ten yuan and puppets? /laugh/]
[Is there no one who is interested in Shu Heng's cleavage? /Shocked//Eat Whale/]
[Ahem, just talk about it online, don’t scare Enen. Don’t dance in front of him. /shy/]
……
Because he came back in a hurry and had mixed feelings, Shu Heng forgot to bring souvenirs for his two roommates who stayed in the dormitory.
After coaxing the weird Yin Yi, Shu Heng forgot about the previous embarrassment and returned to his normal self.
[It's sour, so sour, who is jealous? ]
[It’s just that I didn’t bring you with me on the date, hahahaha!]
After being busy in the student union for a long time, Shu Heng finally finished registering for the school festival activities and returned to the dormitory to make final preparations.
Hua Yu came up again like a ghost from behind.
He hugged Shu Heng's waist from behind, rested his head on Shu Heng's shoulder, and whispered in his ear: "Little Shu Heng, what are you busy with?"
[It’s so obvious! It’s so obvious! Aaaaaaaaaah!]
[He doesn’t hide anything at all! He really doesn’t hide anything at all!]
[She pretended to be so conceited on the first floor, but it turns out she had this kind of plan in mind!]
[Yin Yi, you are really, so far behind. I am crying.]
The warm breath on his neck made Shu Heng feel itchy. He shrank his neck and struggled with his arms a few times, but failed.
He turned his head helplessly and told Hua Yu: "Stay away from me, I'm sticking props."
"Hmph?" Hua Yu behind him said lazily, as if he was not very satisfied.
[Ahhh, you are not a canine, you are a feline! You are so good at acting cute!]
[They really compete for favor, eh, at the top of the food chain.]
[This sound is so bitter. /covering face//bitter tea cover head/]
Shu Heng sighed and coaxed him: "My points are gone. I have to set up a booth at the school festival tomorrow, and this one is broken."
As if he had thought of something, he turned his head and asked hesitantly, "The fox ears from the dance...are they yours or Yin Yi's? Are they still there?"
Hua Yu stared at his eyes that were filled with expectation for a while, then her gaze slowly moved down to the kitten's ear that he was repairing in his hands.
He raised his eyebrows slightly, curled the corners of his mouth, and said lazily: "Not here."
[Ahhhhhhh! Don't tease our Shu Heng! You and I will never forgive each other!]
[So mean, deliberately not satisfying him. Is she waiting for him to beg her? /covers mouth//saliva dripping from the corner of her mouth/]
Shu Heng's bright eyes dimmed and he turned back to continue what he was doing.
Hua Yu's eyes turned, and she tightened her arms around Shu Heng's waist. She slowly put her lips to Shu Heng's ear and whispered softly, "I'll do it for you."
Shu Heng trembled.
[What to do! What do you say to do!]
Hua Yu stared deeply at Shu Heng's eyelashes that fluttered constantly because of his shyness, and chuckled, "Which booth is little Shu Heng in? There are too many people at the school festival, I'll go help."
Shu Heng was silent for a few seconds, then murmured something quietly, looking somewhat ashamed.
[The more shy Shu Heng is, the more excited I am. I am a pervert. /Thinking/]
Hua Yu rubbed her head against his shoulder again, encouraging him to say it, "Hmm?"
Shu Heng's eyelashes couldn't stop trembling: "Butler Cafe..."
[Aaaaaaaah, this is so sweet! Both of them! I’m dead.]
[As if to encourage Shu Heng to express his true feelings, ah ah ah! /shy//cover face//run away/]
[Ahhhh I'm so, butler cafe, I'll lick it directly//pr//pr/]
[No way, the empathy chip has only been around for a month! Have you all become so perverted?!]
[/selling bitter tea seeds//finding out they can’t be sold//giving away bitter tea seeds for free//no one wears them//crazy//roaring//crawling//forcibly putting on bitter tea seeds//catching everyone they can//going around the city to help wear bitter tea seeds/]
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