The Dictator of Uncle Nine's World

Cao Kun returned to Zhuge's house from the market, holding the medicine for breeding cattle that the doctor had just prescribed!

"Uncle Cao, are you sick?"

As soon as I entered the door, the innocent Xiaohua came over and asked worriedly.

Cao Kun's face suddenly became very embarrassed. What the hell is this? He said that the medicine prescribed for your father was specifically used to disgust your father?

She is still a little girl, it is inappropriate!

So, Cao Kun could only sigh, thinking that his five taels of silver were wasted, and then threw the medicine bag aside!

"I'm not sick, this is animal medicine for donkeys!"

"Hehe, by the way, where's your dad?"

Cao Kun laughed twice to hide his embarrassment, and then asked the fat man what he was doing?

Xiao Hua did not doubt it and replied with a smile, "Oh, my dad is meeting guests in the living room. Some fellow Taoists came over today and asked my dad to help them conquer zombies!!"

"Okay, I get it, go play!"

Cao Kun nodded. He was not very interested in taming zombies!

Xiaohua skipped away, and Cao Kun returned to his room, experimenting with his skills out of boredom!

On the other side, the ghost servant appeared out of nowhere, muttering, "I remembered putting it here, how come it's gone?"

Suddenly, the ghost servant's eyes lit up and saw a pack of medicine lying in the corner.

"So you are here!"

The ghost servant stepped forward, picked up the veterinary medicine thrown by Cao Kun, then went back to the kitchen and started to make medicine for the fat man!

dinner!

The ghost servant came in with a bowl of black medicine and placed it in front of the fat man, "Master, take the medicine!"

Cao Kun held the rice bowl in one hand and the chopsticks in the other, but he didn't put the rice into his mouth. Instead, he stared at the fat man blankly!

"I say, Fatty, do you really want to take medicine?"

Cao Kun's words made the male and female at the dinner table blush in embarrassment. The fat man glared at the ghost servant fiercely and said, "Didn't I tell you to bring it to me quietly when no one is around?"

The ghost servant retreated, not understanding why he was kicked!

The fat man reluctantly explained with some embarrassment, "A few Taoist friends came today and asked me to go and subdue a bronze-armored corpse. As for me, ahem, I haven't been sleeping well recently, so I prescribed some tranquilizers!"

"Oh~"

Cao Kun nodded meaningfully, "Calming the mind and nourishing the brain, I understand, I understand!"

Damn, just say that kidney-tonifying medicine is for kidney-tonifying. How can I laugh at you?

Haha ...

Well, hold it in, this is normal, don’t laugh!

Cao Kun looked at the fat man very seriously and drank the medicine in the bowl mouthful by mouthful. The fat man's face twitched with the bitterness!

"Pah, why is today's medicine so bitter?"

The fat man complained in his heart, without any doubt that the ghost servant had made the wrong medicine!

Finally finished drinking the medicine, the fat man looked at Cao Kun with a dark face, who took a mouthful and sprayed it out, trying hard to pretend not to smile!

"Hey, I told you that's enough, are you done yet?"

The fat man finally lost his composure. Damn, isn’t it just to replenish the kidneys? What’s the matter? We are a loving couple!

By the time you reach my age, it won’t be possible to make up for it!

The fat man who was glaring at Cao Kun suddenly felt a surge of heat from his dantian rushing straight to his brain. Suddenly, his mind was filled with that thought...

"Fuck, is the drug so effective?"

The fat man felt something was wrong for a moment, but the bullet was loaded and the arrow was on the string, so he had to shoot!

So, he didn't even eat, and took his wife back to the room to discuss something!

"Dad, Mom, what happened? They look so worried?"

Zhuge Xiaohua looked confused. She was eating peacefully, so why did they run away?

"Uh, well, your father went to discuss the goblin fight with your mother!"

There is no other way, Cao Kun can only say this, hoping that this pure little girl can believe it!

"Oh, I understand. I really hope my mother can give me a sister this time!"

All the food in Cao Kun's mouth spat out. He thought he was a pure little white flower, but he didn't expect that she knew everything!

“Your dreams will come true!”

Cao Kun said perfunctorily and turned to look at Zhuge Xiaoming, who was concentrating on dealing with a roast chicken...

Cao Kun said nothing more and started eating. However, as soon as he put a mouthful of rice into his mouth...

"Can you two keep your noise down when you fight? There are guests and children here."

Cao Kun yelled towards the fat guy Zhuge Kongping's room, "Damn it, I don't want to eat anymore, I'm full!"

Cao Kun returned to his room embarrassed and angry!

Zhuge Xiaohua also left the dinner table with a red face, returned to the room and covered her head with a quilt. She was not upset because she couldn't hear anything. Dad and mom, they are really not shy at all!

Zhuge Xiaoming was working hard on the roast chicken when he suddenly felt it was very quiet. He looked around and realized that he was the only one sitting at the huge dining table!

What about people?

Soon, there was a sound of fighting...

The roast chicken in Xiao Ming's mouth fell onto the table. He didn't care about the chicken leg at all and ran away!

One night, a whole night of torture, Cao Kun almost got through it by counting... the stars in the sky!

Finally, daybreak!

Cao Kun thought, should things calm down a bit now?

No, damn, the veterinary medicine prescribed by the cow and horse doctor is really damn effective!

The fat man continued to fight for the whole morning, and finally, before lunch, the fight between the couple ended!

"It's finally quiet!"

Cao Kun looked up at the sun in the sky and shouted, "Fuck!"

The ghost servant prepared meals as usual, but no one ate breakfast, and no one ate lunch... either!

Zhuge Kongping and his wife had neither the energy nor the shame to eat, so they were sleeping soundly in each other's arms!

As for Cao Kun and the two little ones, they were embarrassed. No one would feel calm after listening to them for a whole night and half a day!

Finally, at dinner time, the few people who couldn't bear it anymore met in the dining room!

The three of them lowered their heads, finished their meal quickly, and then left in a flash!

The ghost servant stood aside, counting the number of people, and found two missing...

So, a plate of food and a bowl of medicine were sent to the fat man's room...

At Baitu Mountain, three Taoists were circling a coffin. One of them pinched open the mouth of a zombie and poured a bowl of chicken blood into it!

"Hmph, let's stimulate the blood. When the fat guy comes, he will be in trouble!"

Sure enough, as the chicken blood poured down, the zombies that were originally suppressed by the talisman began to struggle constantly!

The other two Taoists added another talisman and finally suppressed the zombies temporarily!

"Brother Dao, your chicken blood is a bit strong, it almost made this guy jump out!"

The three of them are flattering each other, hello, I'm good, everyone is good!

"Humph, now that we've dealt with the fat guy, we can have a meal in this area!"

"That's right. In order to get Fatty to help, the commander actually gave him a golden spear. That's gold!"

"The fat guy is just relying on the influence of his ancestors. He has no ability at all!"

"that is……"

The three of them were scolding the fat guy while looking at the sky. Damn, it’s already the agreed time, why hasn’t the fat guy come yet?

"Fatty, you won't forget about it, right? How about we go and urge him?"

"Let's wait a little longer!"

"Well, if you push me, it will seem very deliberate. If you act more natural, the fat guy will be fooled!"

While waiting for the fat man, the three people complained that their business was not doing well. When it came to performing rituals, they all looked for the fat man!

This time, we must help the fat guy calm down and make him be more restrained!

The three people talked more and more excitedly, and did not notice at all that in the coffin behind them, the talisman on the zombie's forehead spontaneously combusted without fire, and the zombie suddenly opened his eyes!

Silently, the zombie ejected from the coffin and landed directly behind the three people!

The three heard the sound of a heavy object falling behind them and realized that something was wrong!

They did not even bother to complain about the fat man and just started running. However, two iron hands grabbed the necks of two of them tightly!

No problem, let’s eat!

In just a moment, the two bodies that had been drained of blood were thrown aside!

With some blood left at the corner of his mouth, the zombie chased after the only Taoist priest who escaped!

It was you, I remember, who fed me chicken blood. Don’t you know that I hate rooster blood the most?