The Dictator of Uncle Nine's World
Chapter 42 A fusion of Chinese and Western cultures?
It’s... dark again!
This time, the monkey watched himself being tied up with his own eyes!
Authentic tortoise shell...binding!
This made Cao Kun look at the soldier who took action with a strange look in his eyes, "You kid are very experienced!"
"Monkey, don't blame me. When Uncle Nine comes, I will untie you myself!"
Cao Kun gently comforted the monkey.
Then, watching a living person slowly transform into a zombie was somewhat heartbreaking.
"Is Uncle Nine not here yet?"
The people sent to invite Uncle Jiu at noon have already set off, and according to the journey, they should have arrived by now!
Lu Feng, the new adjutant who followed Marshal Cao and the former deputy commander of the guard company and now the company commander, replied,
"Marshal, I'll send someone to welcome them right away!"
Lu Feng was from the base, and Cao Kun had absolute trust in him, otherwise he would not have let him be responsible for his current security work.
Damn, I feel less and less safe now. I really don’t feel at ease when they are not my own people!
By the way, should we go back and ask 001 to equip the entire guard company with some special props?
While Cao Kun was waiting for his uncle, his uncle ran into trouble.
"Master, look over there, there seems to be someone!!!"
Wencai pointed to the church not far away and said that there was a faint figure swaying inside!
"There really is someone here, Master!" Qiu Sheng knew that it was an abandoned church, and now that there were suddenly human figures moving around, he was naturally curious!
"Let's go take a look!"
Wencai and Qiu Sheng just said something to Uncle Jiu and ran towards the church!
All Uncle Jiu could do was shake his head and sit there waiting for his apprentice!
The other party is not from the same sect or circle as me, so there is no need to force ourselves to get together!
After a long time, neither of the two apprentices came back, which made Uncle Jiu a little anxious, so he had to get up and walk into the church!
All I see is...
Several little nuns were surrounding two apprentices and chattering about something, while the apprentices were smiling so happily that their faces were about to burst!
Suddenly, a dark guy appeared in front of Uncle Jiu. "This is the will of the Lord. Welcome, sir. Please come in and have a look!"
"Uh~, I won't go. Please ask this... auntie to call them out. We have to hurry!"
Uncle Jiu was startled by the sudden appearance of the fat lady with soy sauce-colored hair. It was so strange that a person could have this color!
"Sir, our Lord preaches love and equality. We are all His children..."
Fat Nanny ignored Uncle Jiu's request and instead explained the church's doctrines to Uncle Jiu, determined to bring these three men into the church.
Didn’t you see that the two younger ones have already been moved? It won’t be long before they become faithful believers of the Lord, Amen!
"Haha, this... Brother Daoist... Sister Daoist... Oh my, Auntie, we are believers of Taoism. We are not in the same circle as your Lord!"
Uncle Jiu was completely paralyzed by the fat nanny. Auntie, I am a Taoist priest, and the Sanmao Patriarch is watching me. Is it really okay for you to preach like this?
As for Uncle Jiu's apprentice, Wencai has been fascinated by those little nuns.
"Brother Wencai, can you help me replace the roof of my church? It leaks every time it rains, it's so annoying!"
"Okay, okay, I'm the best at repairing roofs!"
"Brother Qiu Sheng, our sewer is also blocked..."
"I'm also good at this... Hehe~"
"Papa~"
After two loud slaps, Wencai Qiu Sheng looked at Uncle Jiu in silence, not understanding why he was being punished!
"Don't leave yet!"
Uncle Jiu was about to leave with his two unwilling apprentices, but Fat Madam suddenly stood up...!
"Brother Dao, if you want to leave, I won't stop you, but these two little brothers have promised to stay. This is the Lord's will. I hope you can not force them!"
Uncle Jiu had an ugly and embarrassed look on his face. He had never been forced like this by a woman in his life. Even when his junior sister forced him to get married, it was not so fierce!
"Wencai, Qiusheng, do you think that Master is forcing us to do what we want?"
His tone was gloomy, and one could faintly hear the sound of Uncle Jiu's teeth grinding.
Wencai and Qiusheng looked at each other, then looked at the cute little nun, and could only say against their will,
"Everything is up to Master. We must... go!"
His face was full of reluctance, and his heart was so moved by the pitiful appearance of the little nun that he couldn't move a step!
"Don't forget whose business this time is. If Marshal Cao knew that you two delayed the journey, hehe, think about Adjutant Monkey!"
Uncle Jiu had no choice but to use his magic weapon, Marshal Cao...his monkey adjutant!
Speaking of Marshal Cao, the two disciples might still make some excuses, because our Marshal Cao has always had a good reputation!
But speaking of the monkey adjutant, humph, sorry, the two disciples shuddered together!
He would pull out a gun and threaten people at any time, and he also extorted money, and he valued money more than his life, and...
In short, in Renjia Town, the reputation of the Monkey Adjutant is definitely enough to stop a child from crying!
"Go, go now!"
Uncle Jiu and his two companions also left the church smoothly this time. It was not just three people who set out, but nine people who set out together.
After hearing that Marshal Cao had problems, Fat Mammy decided to help!
The evil ways are like dust in the sun before the Lord's servants, every detail is clearly visible and they are firmly under his control!
Uncle Jiu had no choice but to roll his eyes all the way, and his ears had to be bombarded with Fat Mammy's teachings!!!
Soon, the nine-member team met the support sent by Adjutant Lu.
This time it went smoothly and we entered Fugui Town after dark!
Fugui Town, Town Hall!
Cao Kun drank tea and watched the latest zombie blockbuster, My Brother is a Zombie!
The monkey was tied to a big tree and kept roaring. The nails on his hands grew longer and longer, and he cut the ropes several times!
So, now the monkey is tied with iron chains, and every time the monkey moves, there is a clanging sound!
"Is Uncle Nine not here yet?"
Cao Kun’s patience was gone. Seeing his brother suffer like this, he felt bad!
"Uncle Nine is here!"
Adjutant Lu's voice appeared in time, and Uncle Jiu and his group of nine people appeared behind him!
"Marshal, what is Adjutant Monkey doing..."
When Uncle Jiu saw the monkey’s appearance, he couldn’t help but gasp. How could a living person become like this?
"Devil! This is a demon!"
"Lord, I praise you. Please send down your power and remove the pain of the people before me!"
The fat nanny squeezed up to the monkey from behind, took out a silver jar, and poured a bottle of water on the monkey's head!
Not only did the monkey not feel any discomfort, but it became even more violent!
"Uncle Jiu, are you planning to combine Chinese and Western elements?"
Cao Kun was also amused by the fat nanny's actions and couldn't help but tease Uncle Jiu who was embarrassed.
Uncle Jiu turned his head and looked like he didn’t know her!
Uh, it seems that Uncle Jiu really doesn’t know Fat Mammy. Or rather, he’s only known her for a few hours!
"Evil demon, don't retreat!"
The fat lady took out the cross again and started reading the Bible to the monkey!
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