The Dictator of Uncle Nine's World

"Is this someone beating a drum to complain?"

Cao Kun looked at Monkey and Wang Gensheng with some disbelief. When he saw them nod at the same time, he confirmed that he had not heard wrong!

"Hey~ what's this?"

It was not until this time that Cao Kun remembered that he seemed to be only concerned with collecting taxes and conscripting soldiers, and had not even arranged for basic civil affairs officials!

It seems that I have to do it myself this time. I don’t know if I can solve this case with my knowledge that transcends my times!

Thinking of this, Cao Kun was already eager to try. Doesn't the name Cao Qingtian sound better than Cao Dapaoer?

"Monkey, arrange people, ascend~ah~hall~"

"It's your order~"

The monkey ran out to the beat of gongs and drums to arrange guards to act as yamen runners!

Cao Kun, accompanied by Wang Gensheng, sat in the main hall of the town hall with a serious expression. Soon, two teams of "yamen runners" appeared beside him, holding rifles, waiting in a majestic manner to call the innocent people to appear in court!

"Now that everyone is here, let's go to court and bring the plaintiff!"

Cao Kun used his revolver as a gavel and slammed the table. The soldiers on both sides shouted, "Mighty!"

Soon, Monkey came in with a short, fat but strong man. When he saw Marshal Cao with an expressionless face, he knelt down immediately!

He kept kowtowing, "Marshal, please redress my grievances!"

"Crack~"

Cao Kun slammed the gavel again and said in a deep voice, "It's the Republic of China now. It's not customary to kneel. Stand up and speak!"

"Thank you, Marshal!"

The fat man stood up and bowed to Marshal Cao in gratitude, saying,

"The Marshal is truly an honest and upright person. No wonder people say that the Marshal is closest to us ordinary people..."

"Okay, you don't need to flatter me, just tell me your grievances!"

This guy's flattery skills are not as good as a monkey's, and it's a bit stiff. Let's get down to business. "Tell me, what's your name? Where do you live? Who do you want to sue?"

After Mr. Bao's classic three questions, Cao Qingtian felt that if his face got any darker, the fat guy in the audience would probably be scared to tears!

Sure enough, the fat man immediately became obedient and said hurriedly, "Marshal, my name is Zhang Dabing, I am from this town, and I want to sue the local squire, Mr. Hu!"

Cao Kun complained in his heart, you are so polite, we are even in court and you still call me master?

"Why did you sue him?"

After saying this, Cao Qingtian felt that he already had 80% of Bao Qingtian's flavor.

"Eh~? Marshal, could you please speak normally? I guess your words are quite difficult to understand!"

Zhang Dabing was a little dumbfounded. Why didn't this general speak human language? He knew what the first two sentences meant after watching a big show, but how would he answer the next two sentences?

Ok!

Cao Kun took a deep breath and came out of the state of being possessed by Justice Bao. Then he said,

"That Mr. Hu, what did he do to you? You should sue him!"

"Marshal, this old guy fucked my wife!"

In a word, not only Marshal Cao, but also Monkey and Wang Gensheng beside him and a group of yamen runners, their eyes suddenly lit up!

Murder, fighting, theft and robbery, how can such scandalous news attract people's attention?

"Oh, tell me! Tell me in detail!"

Marshal Cao spoke, and Zhang Dadan told him his situation.

"Marshal, I am a coachman in this Fugui Town. Someone told me the other day that Mr. Hu from this town did this... that... and that... to my wife at my house..."

Everyone said "Oh~" in unison, and then waited for Zhang Dabing's next words.

"I didn't believe it at first, so I thought about going back to check. When I got home, I saw that Mr. Hu was talking to my wife and them...they..."

"Oh~"

Another "oh", meaning, we understand, let's continue!

"I was angry with my wife, and she apologized to me. I thought Mr. Hu was rich and powerful, so I just wanted to swallow my anger, but who knew..."

"Oh?"

This is what everyone is questioning. You have already been cuckolded, how can things still turn around?

"Who would have thought that Master Hu not only wanted to completely take over my wife, but also wanted my life!"

"Oh!"

I see, the current version of Pan Jinlian and Simon... Mr. Hu!

"How did he take your life?"

"General, Master Hu asked someone to make a bet with me. I will go to the charity cemetery outside the town to sleep for one night. If nothing happens, he will give me five silver dollars!"

"So, I was moved and went to the charity cemetery that night, but I didn't expect..."

"How is it?" Everyone was anxious. Damn it, Zhang Dare, I didn't expect you to be a master storyteller. The way you break sentences is really fucking...

"I didn't expect a zombie to come out of the coffin. I almost got killed. Fortunately..."

No one responded this time. Damn it, whether you want to say it or not, is it fun to keep people in suspense?

"Luckily, a real person passed by and killed the zombie and saved me! The real person said that someone was trying to harm me and asked me to report to the police. I thought, who else could it be other than Mr. Hu, so I came!"

Huh~, he finally finished talking. Zhang Dabing then discovered that Marshal Cao had actually started eating melon seeds!

Cao Kun felt a little embarrassed when Zhang Dadan looked at him, so he quickly threw away the melon seed shells in his hand, clapped his hands, and said seriously,

"In that case, let's let Mr. Hu...what's that old guy's name?"

"Replying to the Marshal, the old man's name is Hu Qing!"

Zhang's bold answer made everyone sigh again...

"Someone, go and take Hu Qing away! Oh, and also Zhang Dadan's woman, that whore!"

Those who commit adultery and harm their husbands, no matter if they are adulterers or adulteresses, must not be let off!

A group of "yamen runners" rushed there. They couldn't fall behind in such an interesting event.

After a while, Hu Qing was pushed into the lobby. As soon as he came in, he knelt on the ground trembling, shouting, "Marshal, please spare my life!"

Not long after, the whore was brought in. She was thrown in like a puddle of mud!

"Hu Qing, let me ask you, but do you want to harm Zhang Dadan?"

Hearing Marshal Cao's question, Hu Qing trembled and argued,

"No, absolutely not. I am a good person and would never do anything to harm others!"

He said this, but in his heart he was thinking, if it weren't for you, Cao Dapao, who took over Fugui Town and killed Zhang Dadan, would you have needed to bribe the wild Taoist priest to harm people?

In the past, the wealthy town was ruled by these gentry. Even if they killed someone, they could just give the local officials a little money and everything would be fine!

Now everyone knows that Cao Kun is a kind-hearted person who really stands up for the common people. That's why he came up with this unique idea to harm people!

"Hehe, you really won't cry until you see the coffin. Come here, bring a witness!"

Cao Kun slammed the gavel again, rubbing his numb hands and shouting.

When Hu Qing saw the person being brought in, he was speechless. This was the man who was bribed by him and tricked Zhang Dadan into making a bet!

"What else can you say now?"

Cao Kun stared at Hu Qing closely, and this put pressure on Hu Qing.

"me……"

Hu Qing was almost regretting his decision. There were so many beautiful girls in Zuifanglou, why did he have to be so obsessed with finding a married woman?

I guess Ximen Qing had the same thought when Wu Song twisted his neck!