The Dictator of Uncle Nine's World

After sending Mao Tong away with one punch, Cao Kun came to Cheng Ziyi and asked,

"What's wrong with sister Zi Yi? Why are you so indifferent to me today?"

Cheng Ziyi turned her head and just looked at Cao Kun quietly for a long time, until Cao Kun felt embarrassed to look at her!

"I know I'm handsome, but you're so..."

"Stop it, I don't talk to fickle men, it's disgusting!"

Cheng Ziyi pretended to vomit and moved away from Cao Kun.

What? I'm disgusting? Go ask around, the most handsome man in the Southern Army, even...

Forget it, let’s not mention her, it’s disgusting!

After Cao Kun's unremitting efforts, he finally got the reason from Cheng Ziyi!

It’s because there are a lot of female ghost auras left on me!

Wait, how did Cheng Ziyi know that?

Cao Kun looked at Cheng Ziyi very carefully, with amazement, and very... lustful!

"Eh~ disgusting!"

Cao Kun was hit hard again...

"How do you know it?"

I haven't seen this woman for more than a month. Has she become more capable?

Cheng Ziyi raised her head proudly, looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, "I am a disciple of the Maoshan Sect, a disciple of Master Zhegu, and I am the Taoist nun Ziyi!"

Maoshan authentic?

A disciple of seal?

Also the Taoist nun in purple?

By the way, can this woman still get married?

"Well, I just want to ask you timidly, sister, can you still get married and have children?"

Cao Kun's question made Cheng Ziyi stunned. Cao thief? Your focus is very novel!

"Humph~"

Another big eye roll!

"Please confirm..."

Cao Kun was still pursuing him, and the monkey brought the unlucky messenger over again, so he had no choice but to give Cheng Ziyi a look that said "wait for me"...

"Marshal Cao, my Marshal said that the money and food are fine, but the land cannot be given to us!"

Cao Kun nodded after listening and said to Monkey, "Okay, since Marshal Huang won't give it to us, then we have nothing to say. Just attack. As for this guy, chop him up as a sacrifice!"

The hapless messenger was so frightened that he begged for mercy again, "No, Marshal Cao, I will go back and discuss it with our Marshal!"

"Go quickly!"

The monkey kicked the unlucky guy on the butt again, and the other party ran and crawled back to Liulin Town!

Damn, you still want to bargain? Don’t you think about whether you have the capital?

With a sneer, Cao Kun went to find Cheng Ziyi again. He had to admit that this new Taoist nun made Cao Kun feel very...

What?

Cao Kun frowned again. Why on earth are you trying to get close to the purple-clothed sister again?

Love rival!

At this moment, the relationship between Mao Tong and Cao Kun changed again, and they became rivals in love!

"Flush toilet, have you ever heard a song about this?" Cao Kun patted Mao Tong's shoulder and said with a sly smile.

Being called a flush toilet made Mao Tong very uncomfortable, but he had no way to deal with this love rival, so he could only say with a dark face,

"What song? Sing it for me!"

Hey...kid, just wait!

Cao Kun kicked the monkey and said, "Remember the song I taught you? Sing it!"

The monkey really wanted to say to his elder brother, can we not sing?

After receiving a negative look, the monkey had no choice but to make the mistake. He first cleared his throat, then counted six with his left hand, seven with his right hand, drew a circle with his left foot, kicked with his right foot, and sang,

"My family lives in the Loess Plateau~Oh~, my father~ is my mother's cousin, they~ had a baby before they got married~ me~oh~..."

"Are you going to bless me and my cousin?" Mao Tong looked at Cao Kun in confusion. Is this guy so kind? However, what does this guy's gesture mean?

Cao Kun was speechless. He forgot that the flush toilet is a stupid thing!

Cheng Ziyi on the side seemed to understand, "You mean, the child born to your cousin is a fool?"

"Yes~"

Finally someone who understands!

"You called my child a fool? I'll beat you to death!"

Mao Tong was about to take action but was stopped by Cheng Ziyi, so he could only run away and sulk!

"Tell me, what's going on with you?"

Perhaps because of Cao Kun’s funny behavior just now, Cheng Ziyi decided to ask Cao Kun to explain his physical problem.

"Alas, this is a child without a mother. It's a long story..."

So, Cao Kun spent an hour telling his experiences of the past month in a storytelling style, which was so moving, especially the two times he almost lost his life...

"Marshal, the messenger is here again..."

"Tell him to stay aside. Isn't he trying to pick up girls... or telling stories to the young lady?"

"Yes!"

The monkey kicked the messenger aside again. Didn’t he see that the Marshal was picking up girls?

"So, I blamed you wrongly?"

Cheng Ziyi said a little embarrassedly. After all, Dapaoer had been beaten so badly by Huo Huo!

Cao Kun didn't take it to heart at that time, but asked embarrassedly, "Then... Sister, can you still give birth to a child for me?"

"roll……"

"okay!"

Cao Kun came to the messenger swiftly and said, "Tell me, what does your commander-in-chief want to say?"

"My home...I'm telling you, don't hit me!"

Seeing that the monkey was about to kick again, the messenger said the rest of the words directly!

"Half, the Marshal promised to give me half!"

Cao Kun waved his hand, and the monkey received the order. He kicked the messenger hard again and again and told him to go back and talk again!

"Marshal, it's almost done!"

The monkey feels that half of it is already acceptable. There is no need to waste time like this, as the longer the night, the more troubles there will be!

Cao Kun said, "Half is not enough. Don't forget, Comrade Mao can't give it away for nothing. The captain behind us must also have a share. If we take half, we will have nothing left!"

The monkey nodded and understood!

Soon, the messenger came again. This time Huang Xin agreed very readily and even prepared the documents!

Of course, the name column on the document is left blank, just fill it in whoever you want to give it to!

There are also a lot of boxes, which contain the compensation given by Huang Xin!

As for where this money comes from?

Cao Kun said I don’t want to know!

Cao Kun called over Mao Tong, who was still standing by and handed him two land transfer certificates. "Since you won't have a chance in the future, I'll let you choose first!"

Mao Tong took it and looked at it, then decisively chose Liulin Town. As for the remaining Fugui Town, he didn't even look at it!

The main reason is that Fugui Town is adjacent to Renjia Town. If he dares to take it, Cao Dapaoer will put him in the cannon today!

"Monkey, let Wang Gensheng go and take over Fugui Town!"

Soon, a gap appeared in the encirclement of Liulin Town, and a reinforced company headed straight for Fugui Town!

Huang Xin also took the opportunity and escaped with his men!

"Okay, hurry up and take over. I still have to go give the betrothal gifts to my future father-in-law!"

Cao Kun asked the monkey to load the money and food onto the car, said hello to Mao Tong, and then took Cheng Ziyi away!

"Cao Dapao, just wait, this matter is not over yet!"

Huang Xin fled in a panic, looking back at the direction of Liulin Town with resentment from time to time!

Wu County!

At the gate of the county town, Blind Cheng was waiting, waiting for that bastard Cao Kun to fall into his trap!

As soon as the gunshots were heard, Blind Cheng realized that his nephew and daughter were being used by that bastard Cao Kun.

Today, if you, Cao Dapao, don't give me an explanation...

Wait, what is that?

Are these large trucks the explanation that pig gave to our Old Cheng?