The Dictator of Uncle Nine's World

Ever since he was stabbed in the arm, even before the stab went in, Governor Cao had become curious about his own body...

Of course, Cao Kun would not hand himself over to 003 for research. Instead, he returned to his tent, took the dagger that he used to bleed Lao Lin, and conducted experiments on himself!

The dagger is very sharp, it’s better to use it gently!

The sharp dagger scratched back and forth on Cao Kun's arm...

"What are you doing? Cutting your wrists? Great, I'll help you. This way, you'll be a ghost too!"

A little deer broke into General Cao's tent, and before General Cao could react, it slashed its arm with a dagger...

Your uncle...

Cao Kun cursed inwardly, it hurts so damn much!

Looking at Xiuniang with burning anger, you dead woman, are you thinking that I am not dying fast enough?

It did hurt, but there was only a white mark on the arm, without any blood!

"Wow, you're amazing, you're invulnerable!"

Xiuniang opened her eyes wide and looked at Cao Kun in surprise. When did you become so capable?

Cao Kun watched Xiuniang take a bite of the cherry, and an inharmonious picture appeared in his mind. Beep~, 404...

Shaking his head, Cao Kun put the discordant image out of his mind... and put it in a corner for the time being, waiting to savor it carefully when he was alone!

"I don't know. It just happened today. You don't know. The zombies at that time... Hey, what are you doing? What are you doing to me... pants, pants..."

Cao Kun was also helpless in the face of the ghost hooligan. Xiuniang explained as she took action, "I'll check for you and see if there are any other places... Wow..."

At this time, Cao Kun realized that he seemed to have become quite great!

"What on earth did you eat? Why are you so fierce?!"

"I was almost exposed!"

Xiuniang was subdued by General Cao, and she leaned weakly on Cao Kun's chest, her hands still unable to resist...

When Cao Kun heard this, he suddenly became excited, not happy, but terrified. This woman’s true form... It’s better not to show it, otherwise it will be easy for Yang Wei!

Including Empress Mei, these women are usually beautiful, cool and charming, but when their true colors are revealed, damn, they scare a group of passers-by to death!

"Yeah, this is good. I don't have to reveal my true identity!"

Cao Kun hugged Xiuniang tightly. What a lovely woman. Let that funny face remain deep in his memory!

This time it's a complete deletion... Empty the Recycle Bin...

"Hmph, man!"

Xiuniang snorted disdainfully, and then brought up the previous topic again!

"What on earth did you do?"

Cao Kun thought about it and realized that he had only slept in the coffin forest for a few days... just half a month, or a month!

"Before, Mei'er's brother gave me a bowl of sticky stuff to drink. Could it be this?"

According to his memory, Cao Kun finally determined his target, which was that bastard Xiongba... The good brother gave himself a bowl of wine...

"What does it look like? Describe it to me!"

Xiuniang continued to ask about the situation.

Cao Kun could only rely on his memory to recall that special bowl!

"Red and sticky..."

Listening to Cao Kun's narration, Xiuniang's eyes opened wide. Her eyes, which were already big to begin with, could only be described as bigger than a cow's eyes!

“You, really…”

Xiuniang no longer knew what words to use to describe this guy. He had such bad luck...

"What on earth is it that makes you so excited?"

Cao Kun was puzzled, so he used all his strength in his hands and squeezed it hard!

It feels good in hand!

No wonder so many people want to...

"That's the coffin fungus!"

As Xiuniang spoke, a look of envy flashed in her eyes, and her throat couldn't help but roll a few times!

"What is it? Is it precious?"

Cao Kun didn't know this. How precious could something that could be easily taken out to entertain guests be?

“That’s coffin fungus!”

"Of course, what you were given to drink is not the real coffin fungus, but the solution of the coffin fungus. Every time you worship the moon, Xiongba will spit a part of the moonlight on the coffin fungus..."

"Damn, I'm eating his saliva...?"

This time, not only Cao Kun felt disgusted, but even Xiuniang no longer had any desire to do anything, and was left with only disgust!

Slapping Cao Kun's chest hard, Xiuniang said unhappily,

"What do you know? If a mortal drinks that stuff, he will be invulnerable to swords and guns, immune to all diseases, immune to cold and heat, and unharmed by water and fire..."

"Just like you bastard!"

"We ghosts... eat monsters, and our magic power increases greatly. It is not impossible for us to create magical powers out of thin air!"

When talking about ghosts, Xiuniang was relieved when she saw that Cao Kun had no special reaction!

"Of course, I'm talking about the real coffin fungus, and what you drank was a simplified version... saliva!"

"Even this little bit of saliva is enough to make you show off. Your physical strength has skyrocketed!"

As Cao Kun listened, he thought of what Xiongba had said at the time, "You have such small arms and legs, how can you serve me well..."

Now, I should be able to serve you well, right?

"What dirty things are you thinking about? Why are you reacting again?"

Having said that, Xiuniang took the lead and General Cao lay down again!

Xiuniang finally stopped, and then... floated away!

It looks like if I don’t leave now, my true colors will be revealed!

Finally, Cao Kun couldn't hold it in any longer, poof...

Oh, don’t get me wrong, it’s not farting, but...the workshop is out!

The system is still quite sexualized now, and it was determined not to let Xiuniang see this workshop!

Cao Kun picked it up and checked it. It was another modified version, also an infantry workshop!

Damn it, if I get a bunch of skeletons to go to war, I don’t know if the enemy will be scared to death, and half of my men will run away!

Forget it, just give it to Mei'er. She must really need it!

As for myself, the crystals from various counties should be delivered to Yangcheng soon. When I get back, I will have some to myself!

Because the giant energy cauldron needs a certain amount of space to gather energy, Cao Kun arranged that there would be one giant energy cauldron in each county, and the crystals in the cauldron would be collected every month and then sent to Yangcheng!

I shook my head and didn’t want to think about those nonsense!

Governor Cao buried his head in sleep. Damn it, some work is too tiring!

The next day!

Cao Kun was inspecting Yi County when he received a report from the front line: Lin Dafang, Old Lin was so awesome!

It’s broken, but not really broken!

It’s really awesome!

Thanks to Lao Lin's eloquent speech and Huang Bai's threat of force from behind, warlords in four counties and eight towns have surrendered!

At present, they have arrived in Huzhou City, the capital of Hu Province. Lao Lin is in the process of conducting intense negotiations with the other party, and the results are very impressive...

When Cao Kun heard the news, he couldn't help scratching his head. It's really awesome, but could this guy really be the Saint with a mustache?

How should I treat him?

How about sending a few Doomsday Warriors... ?

Just when Cao Kun was hesitating, a telegram was sent to Governor Cao!

It was a report from Wang Dahu from the navy that some small-scale foreign warships appeared off the coast of Hu Province. They came from Taiwan. Needless to say, they were none other than the Chicken in the Basin!

Their target is the Yuzhou Port in Hu Province, which is still in the hands of the Hu Province warlords...

Wang Dahu asked, should we fight and sink the enemy or... let them pass!

Pass? Pass shit!

At this time, no foreigners or warships are allowed to enter the war zone, including but not limited to chicken feet, otherwise...

Kill it!

Of course, it also depends on strength. What if the opponent has more ships and more guns than Wang Dahu, then there’s no point in fighting!

Just when Cao Kun ordered Wang Dahu to seize the opportunity, use the advantage of numbers to defeat the minority and preserve himself, Wang Dahu's telegram came again!

"Commander-in-chief, we don't need to do anything, someone has already done it!"

The nonsensical telegram made Governor Cao confused. What did it mean?

At this time, who would attack the warships of the Jiaobenji family?