The Dictator of Uncle Nine's World

"Commander!"

"My dearest ones!"

Fatty Hong was moved for a moment. This was the people's good commander.

"Commander..."

The monkey wanted to get up, but was held down by Cao Kun, so he had to take out the silver bill from the side.

These banknotes were originally used by Fatty Hong to purchase the Tan family's property. Unexpectedly, after going around in circles, they returned to his hands.

"Cousin, if you have nothing else to do, go back. I have something to say to Adjutant Monkey."

Cao Kun smiled widely. Fatty Hong hurriedly stood up to say goodbye, and left happily with the silver bill.

"Monkey, how are you?"

Cao Kun asked.

The monkey stood up suddenly and punched himself in the chest, "Brother, ahem~, it's okay, I'm almost well now!"

The monkey is indeed almost recovered. After all, they are just superficial injuries. It just looks a little pitiful.

Cao Kun nodded, patted the monkey's chest, and said with a smile,

"Since it's nothing serious, let's get to work!"

"I plan to set up a Renjia Town Taxation Department to collect taxes in Renjia Town."

That’s right, Cao Kun changed his mind. The Taxation Bureau is a bit too big, and the department is just right for it.

"I will give you all the elite soldiers in the army to deal with those guys who evade taxes!"

The monkey's eyes lit up immediately and he nodded continuously. This was his dream job. Money, money, all small amounts of money!

Suddenly, my waist and legs no longer felt sore, and even the scar on my face became excited.

"Brother, don't worry. There are head taxes, shaving taxes, marriage taxes, death taxes, consumption taxes, and land tax..."

The monkey listed seventy or eighty types of taxes in one breath, took a breath, and then continued, "Brother, there is no tax that I, the monkey, cannot collect!"

"No, no, no!"

Cao Kun shook his head and held down the excited monkey. What the hell is this? No wonder those big bosses are so rich. Is this how they plunder the people's blood and sweat?

"Monkey, Renjia Town is our buddy's territory, we can't levy taxes so harshly. Remember, there is only one rule, agricultural taxes are 20%, commercial taxes are 40%, and the rest of the taxes you mentioned, such as killing people, occupying land, shaving heads, and getting married... are all abolished!"

"Just these two!"

The monkey frowned. How much less should he charge? Could it be that the evil spirit had sucked his brain into submission?

"Brother, with so many of us here, we only collect this little tax. I'm afraid..."

The monkey wanted to persuade the boss again, saying that this amount was really not enough to eat!

Cao Kun also knew that he was recruiting a regiment of more than a thousand people this time, and feeding alone was a problem, not to mention that they also needed supplies from the base.

"Don't worry, Monkey. I'm contacting a batch of machines. When the time comes, we can open a factory. Not to mention supporting a regiment, even an army will be more than enough!"

Cao Kun was not trying to fool the monkey, but he really had this idea and had planned it from the very beginning.

As for where the machine came from? Isn't there 001?

Ask him to take some time to design and produce a few sets of machines. Wouldn't that be a piece of cake?

Monkey seemed to have thought of something when he heard this, and said, "Brother, you are not going to contact that red-haired Philip, are you?"

"Brother, you just shot him in the back. If he finds out, he might take revenge on us!"

"Or, brother, let's think of another way!"

The monkey's rapid output made Cao Kun laugh out loud. This is what a good brother is!

"Don't worry, Monkey. Philip and I are good friends. How could I shoot him in the back?"

"But you..." The monkey immediately understood that the boss was going to deny it even if he died!

Monkey used to be puzzled. His boss and Philip were "good friends", so why would he let Ma Ganer shoot at the other side?

Now I understand, as for ‘good friends’, they are still ‘good friends’ even if the other party doesn’t know!

Cao Kun gave the monkey a look that showed understanding, then walked out the door, and the monkey hurriedly followed.

The two of them went straight to the busy street. Looking at the relatively prosperous Renjia Town, Cao Kun pointed at a shop and said,

"Monkey, do you know what that is for?"

Monkey had already been familiar with the entire Renjia Town, and answered without hesitation,

"Brother, that's the opium shop. All the opium smokers in Renjia Town go there!"

Cao Kun showed a hint of coldness at the corner of his mouth, and said in a cold voice, "Does Renjia Town need an opium shop?"

It seemed like he was asking the monkey, but also like he was talking to himself.

The monkey immediately understood that the reason why the boss shot his "good friend" was because this "good friend" was selling opium!

And the opium shop in front of me, hum~

The monkey is the boss's monkey, always has been, always will be...

"Brother, I'm going to raid that bastard's house in a minute!"

Cao Kun was very satisfied, it was obvious that the monkey understood what he said.

"No rush, we can ban smoking tomorrow!"

Isn't this urgent?

The monkey nodded, indicating that it could be done today and there was no need to put it off until tomorrow.

Cao Kun was very satisfied, and pointed to the opium shop next door and asked Monkey,

"What kind of business is there?"

The monkey looked over and saw the air was filled with smoke and noise. He answered hastily,

"Brother, that's a gambling den!"

"Renjia Town..."

Before Cao Kun finished speaking, he suddenly spit out a mouthful of disgust. It was really hard to talk like that. He said directly to the monkey,

"Monkey, you have to know one thing, I, big brother, will never reconcile with gambling and drugs in my life!"

After Cao Kun finished speaking, he turned back to the Marshal, leaving the monkey there digging his head!

My brother has always been at odds with gambling and drugs!

That is to say, don’t even think about opening a casino or an opium den!

No, it should be three: pornography, gambling, and drugs, right?

What about this yellow...?

Hey~ Why did brother go back?

Since the eldest brother didn’t say anything, that means that Huang can be more relaxed, but heavy taxes can still be imposed!

How about 60%?

No, that’s a bit too little, then 70%!

Ok, deal!

Feeling that he had figured out what Big Brother meant, Monkey happily went to find his own office location!

The monkey took a fancy to the original town hall because it was large and had all the necessary tables and chairs!

Just ask someone to make a sign and change it, and the Renjia Town Taxation Department is officially established!

There is another question, what to do with Awei and his thirty security team members?

Monkey had no choice but to go to the Marshal's Mansion again to ask his elder brother for advice.

"Awei? The cousin of Ren Fa?"

Cao Kun had actually forgotten about this guy. Thinking about the plot in the movie, he is really a "talent"!

Otherwise, throw it to Uncle Jiu for training. I remember there was a plot where this guy was Uncle Jiu’s apprentice!

As for whether Uncle Jiu wants this cheap apprentice, that is not something Marshal Cao needs to consider!

"Monkey, call our Captain Wei!"

The monkey soon arrived at the Marshal's Mansion with Awei, who looked pale and smelled bad!

Cao Kun covered his nose and took several steps back. The smell was so damn intoxicating!

"Men, throw him into the ditch outside the town and clean him up. Then use him as a drink for me... Bah, bring him back later!"

I almost went to Sun Wukong’s house. Damn, I’m still a monster!