The Dictator of Uncle Nine's World

Ren Weiyong disappeared!

Cao Kun didn't think of chasing after them to wipe out the roots. By then, who knows who would be the one to wipe out the roots!

"Marshal Cao, are you okay?"

A group of people ran down the mountain in panic, and the fastest runner was Uncle Jiu!

Marshal Cao was, after all, a high-quality customer of his. He was always happy to pay him and was also responsible for repairing the charity cemetery!

The key is that this guy is born to attract evil spirits, and his main attack is endless!

Ever since I met Marshal Cao, my wallet has become fatter!

We can’t let anything go wrong with such high-quality customers!

Cao Kun smiled and said, "It's okay, Uncle Jiu, if you come a little later you can take Wencai Qiusheng to the banquet!"

"Eating banquets? Okay, okay, I love eating banquets!" Wencai's eyes lit up.

Cao Kun was helpless. He couldn't bother with such people!

Uncle Jiu shook his head helplessly, "Marshal, it's not that I came late. Normally, this zombie should kill the closest relatives first... Special circumstances, special circumstances, hehe~"

Perhaps seeing Ren Fa's expression, Uncle Jiu retracted his theory and instead talked to Cao Kun about the zombies' weaknesses!

There is no way, Marshal Cao is too popular, whether alive or dead!

"Zombies are born from the resentment of heaven and earth and the filthy air..."

"Living on human blood..."

"Glutinous rice and black dog blood are somewhat effective against zombies..."

"Zombies have no eyesight. If you encounter a zombie, just hold your breath and the zombie won't be able to find you..."

"Of course, Marshal Cao, the last trick doesn't work on you. You... that... smells too good!"

What the hell!

Cao Kun, who was concentrating on memorizing the key points, suddenly lost his defense. What the hell is he too good? Is there anyone who says that a grown man is too good?

Cao Kun looked at Uncle Jiu with some resentment, “Uncle Jiu, Uncle Jiu, can’t you hold back your words? Look at your apprentices, two bastards, they are sniffing at me like... dogs. What are they doing?”

Huh~?

Hey, Ren Tingting, please maintain your goddess persona and don’t put your delicate little nose near me!

Unable to bear it any longer, Cao Kun pulled out the pistol from his waist!

Immediately, the three guys who wanted to get close to him moved away from Cao Kun!

"Uncle Jiu, does this mean that I can't avoid zombies?"

“It’s not impossible!”

Uncle Jiu thought about it and thought maybe...

"Use the Marshal as bait to lure the zombie out at night. I will set up the trap and ambush the zombie myself. The zombie will never get away!"

Go to hell!

Cao Kun cursed in his heart, Uncle Jiu’s bullshit idea is really...

It’s somewhat feasible!

But can Uncle Jiu do it alone? He won’t get stuck in there and can’t get out, right?

Cao Kun was doubtful, but he didn't dare to take any risks. Although the female ghost could only make his waist uncomfortable,

Who knows if zombies will suck themselves dry?

Who can guarantee that they will not be infected with the virus and become another zombie?

You know, there are many generals who became zombies. For example, wasn’t the general Dalong bitten by his father?

Wait, Baron?

Such a familiar name!

Damn it, Feilong!

The four-eyed fat dragon who has the same boss as me!

Unexpectedly, Feilong is the unlucky guy in another zombie movie!

Now I feel much more balanced!

"Haha, Uncle Jiu, in this case, for the sake of the people of this town, and for Mr. Ren Fa and Miss Ren, I will be the bait!"

On the surface, he was smiling, but in his heart he was cursing bitterly, Cao Kun, you remember this, just this once, only this once, if you get close to the evil spirit again, you will...

Forget it, I have no choice!

Everyone started to go down the mountain. Cao Kun's mind was complicated. He looked up inadvertently, but was blinded by the sunlight!

Suddenly, Cao Kun had an idea in his mind!

Maybe give it a try!

"Uncle Nine, Uncle Nine!"

Cao Kun called over Uncle Jiu and said softly, "Uncle Jiu, I thought of something that might be able to deal with zombies. I need to get it right away!"

Uncle Jiu looked at Marshal Cao in surprise. "You need to get the stuff to deal with zombies? You don't want to run away, do you?"

"Uncle Jiu, what's that look in your eyes?"

As if Uncle Jiu had seen through his thoughts, Cao Kun felt a little uncomfortable and hurriedly explained,

"My friend has a bright lamp, which is a magic weapon passed down from his ancestors, specially used to fight against evil spirits!"

"It's not far from here, only five miles. We can be back before dark in the afternoon!"

Seeing that Uncle Jiu was still making up stories, I just listened to you quietly, as if I didn't believe it!

What the hell!

Marshal Cao couldn't remember how many times he had cursed today!

I have even used the method of making friends out of nothing, and you still don’t believe it?

When someone tells them that they have a friend, don’t they believe it immediately?

Liars, they are all damn liars!

Forget it, if you don’t want to believe it, then don’t believe it!

Who is I?

Handsome!

You have to listen to what the Marshal says. He discusses things with you out of respect for you!

“Lin Jiu!”

Cao Kun said seriously, and Uncle Jiu's face immediately turned serious. Then Cao Kun said, "When you go back, immediately prepare the magic tools and props to get rid of the zombies tonight. Don't make any mistakes!"

"As for the location? It should be at Ren's house!"

After all, it is the old ghost of the Ren family who has resurrected. If not in your house, where else could it be?

"I'm going to get the treasure, and I'll be back in the evening!"

"Go get ready!"

Cao Kun had never spoken to Uncle Jiu so seriously before. Uncle Jiu also knew that Cao Kun was serious this time, and immediately nodded in agreement!

Then, Uncle Jiu quickly went to prepare the vinegar, and Ren Fa followed behind with his large group of hangers-on. He couldn't help but feel bitter in his heart.

My carefully designed little villa!

My little Western-style building that cost me so much!

This is all money!

Dad, why don’t you just die? Why come back to life?

Watching everyone leave, Cao Kun immediately led the guard platoon towards the base!

"So manly!"

“Sniff, sniff, it smells so good!”

Ok?

Cao Kun turned around and seemed to hear faintly the voice of a woman talking!

Damn, maybe I’ve been bothered by evil spirits recently and I’m even having auditory hallucinations!

Don’t think about it anymore, just go find 001 quickly. A simple thing shouldn’t be difficult for him, right?

Besides, Uncle Jiu and his group returned to Renjia Town and hurriedly arranged for Wencai Qiusheng to prepare things!

Qiu Sheng went to buy a lot of glutinous rice!

Mr. Ren took out the money with a painful look on his face.

Wencai went to the butcher to buy black dog blood!

Mr. Ren took out the money with a painful look on his face!

Ren Tingting went to buy a big rooster.

Mr. Ren took out the money with a painful look on his face!

Uncle Jiu went back to prepare the peach wood sword, yellow talisman paper, inkstone, ... and so on!

Mr. Ren...you don’t have to pay this time, Uncle Jiu will pay for it!

Master Ren felt a little psychologically comforted, but before Ren Fa could feel comfortable for a while, he came back with some magical tools!

"Master Ren, the consumption of yellow talisman paper, the wear and tear of the magic weapon, and the appearance fee of our master and disciple..."

Ren Fa turned around and walked out. Is this ever going to end?

"Master Ren, Master Ren!"

Seeing Ren Fa not saying a word, Uncle Jiu couldn't help but mutter to himself, it seems that I can't ask for more, a hundred or eighty yuan will be enough!