The Dictator of Uncle Nine's World

"here we go again!"

At this time, Cao Cheng's voice was heard again, and Cao Cheng was pointing at the leading row of soldiers in the coalition forces' attack formation!

Cao's army's bullets fell on these people like raindrops, but apart from tearing some clothes, they did not cause any other injuries!

With these people blocking the bullets in front, the coalition forces behind can calmly shoot bullets through the gaps between these people!

Damn, this is the simplified version of infantry-tank coordination, right?

To be honest, the coalition forces' shooting skills were really bad. They hurriedly stuck out their guns from the gaps, and before they could see the enemy's position clearly, the bullets had already flown into the sky!

Even so, the coalition forces still managed to advance more than 200 meters, and the attack distance was shortened by half!

"Uncle Jiu, is there anything we can do now?"

Looking at this situation, although Marshal Cao still has enchanted bullets to try, he won't do it unless it's absolutely necessary...

Don’t we still have Uncle Nine?

Uncle Jiu doesn't use it here, isn't this a waste? Waste is the biggest crime!

Uncle Jiu wiped his face, his mind racing. Supernatural powers, supernatural powers, where are the real supernatural powers in the world? In the final analysis, they are all sorcery, especially this kind of sorcery that consumes vitality!

So……

"Marshal, are you still a virgin...? No, how many of your men are virgins!"

Uncle Jiu was embarrassed, and Cao Kun was confused. "You're cursing, right? Uncle Jiu!"

"I don't mean anything else. Boy's urine is specially used to break evil spells. Just one pee can make the opponent indestructible!"

Uncle Jiu hurriedly explained and promised solemnly that it would be possible!

Cao Kun shook his head, shook off the black lines in his head, and then shouted,

"Give the order, all virgin boys, hold their pee... Pah, pee in a pot... Damn it, that's not right, Uncle Jiu, just give the order!"

Helplessly, Marshal Cao had to give up the professional authority on using boy’s urine!

Uncle Jiu was not afraid of the stage either, and began to tell the soldiers who were holding their urine how to use boy’s urine to break the enemy’s evil magic!

"No, you can't do that, you still have to look at ours!"

The person who said this was the second battalion commander. He was quick-witted and dismantled the neighbor's shed and made a bamboo tube out of bamboo.

Being turned around, clatter~

The bamboo tube is full!

The second battalion commander smiled triumphantly, stuffed the bamboo tube with rags and leather, and then tied it up with a grenade!

Pull the fuse of the grenade!

swoosh~

Boom...

The grenade exploded, and then the boy's urine splashed everywhere, but,

What's the use?

Cao Kun looked at Uncle Jiu. Silence is better than words here...

Uncle Jiu was also confused. Isn't this right?

Sudden……

"Sir, are you still... a boy?"

The second battalion commander was stunned. "Tongzi, he wasn't here a few years ago. I still remember that it was a dark and windy night..."

Then, Marshal Cao kicked the ball away with a big kick!

I've been talking about using a boy for so long, why the hell do you give it to me...

"Marshal, I'm just demonstrating to you guys. I can't use someone else's urine. That's too disgusting..."

From afar, the weak and sophistry voice of the second battalion commander was heard!

Well, Cao Kun admitted that this was indeed a bit disgusting!

Soon, the real boys were ready according to the second battalion commander's routine!

"Ready! Drop the bomb!"

Following the orders from their respective superiors, the machine gunner stopped firing and the rifleman temporarily took a step back to leave enough space for the grenadier!

I saw grenades flying towards the enemy with their families...

Amidst the rumbling sounds, urine rained down from the sky, and the air was filled with...smell!

Looking at those 'tanks' at the center of the smell, well, they broke down one by one in an instant!

Suddenly, a gust of wind blew, and the smell blew towards the coalition position...

hula la...

The officers on the coalition positions were vomiting due to nausea, and some even had large black spots on their bodies!

"Adjutant Niu, stay here and don't let Cao Kun get away. I'm going to wash my face... This is disgusting!"

There was madness, pain, and disgust in Feilong's eyes...

After giving orders to Adjutant Niu, he turned around and ran, followed by a large number of church high-ranking officials and soldiers!

At the temporary headquarters of the coalition forces, a large bronze statue was enshrined on a high platform!

The huge statue has no body, only a head, and on the head there are five faces, showing joy, anger, sorrow, and happiness, and one with no expression at all...

Feilong and twenty or so people came running over. They had just washed their faces with water, but it was of no use. They could only seek help from their God!

Fei Long ran to the statue first and said viciously, "What's going on? Didn't you say that you are invincible and nothing can restrain you?"

"Why? Why are we being…"

The five faces on the statue all showed angry expressions at the same time, and a huge sound filled the eardrums of everyone present.

"I am invincible. No one can harm me and my believers!"

As he spoke, a puff of black smoke spewed out from the mouth of the face representing joy, and soon the black smoke enveloped everyone!

"Ah~"

"Comfortable~"

"This is……"

"I am God..."

A series of arrogant voices were heard in the black smoke. When the black smoke cleared, everyone's faces were filled with joy, and they began to shout one by one...

"Fight back and let Cao Dapao know how powerful the Lord God is!"

"Yes, we want revenge, we want to get rich!"

"Yes, why should I have something to eat when Cao Dapao has everything he wants..."

"We also want..."

"Charge! Down with Cao Dapaoer!"

"Take all his money!"

As he spoke, a group of people came in a hurry and left in a hurry!

On the high platform, all five faces turned into expressions of joy.

"These mortals are always greedy. Haha, if you are not greedy, how can this God improve himself?"

"Hehe, one day, you will have to return all my food and yourselves to me, haha... hehe... hehe..."

“Is the effect so awesome?”

Cao Kun stared at the defeated coalition forces in amazement. He also saw the coalition leaders who were forced to flee in panic due to a sudden move. He was completely stunned!

I turned around and looked at Uncle Jiu, only to see that he also looked like he had seen a ghost!

"What kind of boy are you? A god descended from heaven?"

Uncle Jiu finally came to his senses. This was even more powerful than the urine of an old boy like himself who had practiced hard for decades!

Wuliang Tianzun, I am speaking rudely again!

Cao Kun was also confused and could only look at Uncle Jiu innocently. Don’t ask me, I know nothing!

"How about trying again?"

In order to figure out whether it was the other party who was too special, rather than himself being too lame, Uncle Jiu felt that it was necessary to experiment again to see...

"The enemy is coming again!"

Uncle Jiu's eyes lit up. As expected, God's will was on my side. This was the chance!

Then, turn around, take off your pants, and pee...

All in one go!

After shaking twice, Uncle Jiu tightened his belt, then returned to the front line with a bucket of "tea"!

When Uncle Jiu came back, he saw Marshal Cao looking at him with envy, and heard Marshal Cao say,

"Uncle Jiu, you are indeed still strong despite your old age. Even at this age, you can still shiver a few times when you pee. It's not easy!"

Uncle Jiu’s face was full of embarrassment!