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Chapter 30: Burning the Pot Bottom (5) [Thanks to Cao Ao for the inspiration capsule mua~]

A little after four in the afternoon, in the courtyard.

In Fang Chang's courtyard, five middle-aged women gathered around the dining table, picking vegetables and discussing the newly renovated house.

"Tsk tsk tsk~ Xiao Fang renovated the house so well! The walls are so white, as if they were painted with white flour!"

"Xiao Fang's house is really bright, with windows in the front and back, allowing sunlight to enter the house in the morning and afternoon."

"Did you check the restroom?"

Aunt Li pointed to the toilet in the yard and asked Jia Zhang.

Jia Zhang nodded:

"I went there, why didn't I go? Emma, ​​you don't know, I was shocked when I went in, this is not a toilet at all! The squat toilet is made of white porcelain, how much does it cost!"

"Tsk, don't be so unfashionable. It's made of white porcelain. The squat toilet in that kind of toilet is only found in those buildings. I heard from my husband Lao Liu that Mr. Lou's house has such a toilet."

Liu Haizhong's wife continued.

"Xiao Fang is a young man who doesn't know how to be careful. He spends money recklessly when he has it. He doesn't know how expensive food and fuel are until he runs a household. He doesn't know how to live without money. He has to plan his life carefully. How can he be like this? I think this house will cost at least several hundred yuan."

Yan Bugui's wife said this with a look of concern for the money.

Upon hearing this, Jia Zhang glanced at Yan Bugui's wife:

"Tsk~ Your family has figured it out, your family is rich? Your family is so calculating, but I don't see you getting rich. Instead, you have offended everyone in the courtyard. Why don't you go out and see that all the elderly and children in our courtyard are included. Everyone who sees you two will avoid you, for fear of being tricked by you accidentally."

Yan Bugui's wife was so annoyed by Jia Zhang that she burped. After watching Jia Zhang suffocate for a long time, she finally kept silent and ignored Jia Zhang.

Jia Zhang snorted again with disdain.

"Okay, Jia Zhang, today is the day when Xiao Fang treats us to a meal. Besides, isn't Old Yan's wife here to help?"

Aunt Li advised from the side.

Jia Zhang rolled her eyes:

"Who knows if she will take the opportunity to steal something from home."

"I……"

Yan Bugui's wife had something to say but couldn't. She wanted to say that she wouldn't do it again this time, but she knew that no one would believe her.

At around five o'clock, in order to show respect to the chef He Daqing, Fang Chang arrived at the gate of the courtyard and waited.

In fact, Fang Chang mainly disliked that his home was too noisy. Three women were making a big drama. At this moment, there were five gossipy aunts in the house, chattering about all sorts of things, which made Fang Chang's head hurt.

At first, Shazhu would chat with a few middle-aged ladies, but later he just left because he really couldn't talk to them.

The range of topics that these middle-aged women talk about is very wide. They can talk about everything from toes to shoulders. If you mention lumbar disc, they will talk about belly buttons.

Sha Zhu squatted on the steps of the courtyard, while Fang Chang leaned against the iron gate of his house. The two of them held a cigarette each, puffing out smoke while chatting idly.

As a bicycle bell rang, a bicycle appeared in the alley.

"My dad is back!"

Sha Zhu pointed at the figure riding a bicycle in the alley and said.

Fang Chang sucked the cigarette butt in his hand, took a deep breath, threw the cigarette butt on the ground, stomped it out, and twisted it with his foot.

"Uncle He!"

Fang Chang waved and shouted to He Daqing who was riding a bicycle not far away.

Sha Zhu also hurriedly threw the cigarette in his hand to the ground and stamped it out, and whispered to the other party:

"Doctor Fang, please don't tell my dad that I smoke!"

Fang Chang glanced at Sha Zhu:

"Do you really think Uncle He doesn't know that you smoke?"

"Ah? My dad knows?"

Sha Zhu was a little unconvinced.

Fang Chang stretched out the finger that always held the cigarette and said:

"Didn't you notice that your fingernails are yellow?"

Hearing this, Sha Zhu looked at his index and middle fingers on his right hand and saw that his nails were indeed a little yellow.

"So my dad already knew I smoked?"

Fang Chang did not speak.

In fact, all the boys who smoke secretly think they are doing it very secretly. In fact, old smokers have already known that you are smoking secretly from your habits.

"Uncle He is off work! Come in and have a drink of water and rest."

When He Daqing arrived at the gate of the courtyard, Fang Chang went to greet him.

"Why is Doctor Xiao Fang standing at the door?"

He Daqing jumped off his bicycle and asked knowingly.

In fact, He Daqing could see that Fang Chang was deliberately waiting for him at the gate of the courtyard.

"Why are you taking a break? Finish the food and eat earlier."

He Daqing handed the bicycle to Sha Zhu and said.

Sha Zhu took the bicycle and secretly covered it with his right hand so that He Daqing wouldn't notice it and said:

"Dad, Doctor Fang bought some beef bones, and I made beef bone soup according to your instructions."

"Is your beef bone soup drinkable?"

He Daqing was very strict and demanding in teaching Sha Zhu cooking skills.

He Daqing has seen real chefs. He learned his cooking skills at Fengze Garden.

Sha Zhu chuckled and changed the subject:

"Dad, Doctor Fang prepared some tiger bone and tiger penis wine for you. I tried it and it's really strong."

"What? You tasted it?"

He Daqing subconsciously looked down at "He Yuzhu" when he heard this.

Sha Zhu chuckled:

"Just a small sip,"

"You're not married yet, so you can't drink that wine anymore."

He Daqing spoke when he saw that Sha Zhu didn't behave abnormally.

Sha Zhu nodded and pushed his bicycle into the courtyard.

He Daqing followed Fang Chang to Fang Chang's home.

It's around 7pm.

The courtyard of Fang Chang's house was full of people. Fang Chang stood in front of the main seat and raised his glass:

"Dear neighbors, uncles, aunts and brothers, thank you for your hard work tomorrow. This glass is for you all."

Fang Chang raised his glass and drank it all.

"Xiao Fang, what are you talking about? We are all neighbors, and it is only natural for neighbors to help each other."

"That's right! Xiao Fang! Just have a good sleep tonight. We will help you with tomorrow's affairs. Don't worry, everything will be fine."

"Xiao Fang! Don't worry, Auntie will help you look after the kitchen tomorrow. Lao He, you must prepare the feast well tomorrow! You must not let Xiao Fang lose face!"

Jia Zhang is also a person who likes to show off. She will seize the opportunity to show off now.

Fang Chang was looking at these older people and laughing in his heart.

Here, only He Daqing and Jia Zhangshi are alone, the rest are couples.

After drinking Fang Chang’s wine, they will have trouble tonight!

People like Sha Zhu, Liu Guangqi, Xu Damao, Yan Jiecheng, Jia Dongxu and Fang Chang all drank Lianhua Bai.

Fang Chang watched those people drinking the tonic wine one cup after another while thinking about how to arrange Jia Zhangshi and He Daqing together.

Suddenly, Fang Chang saw Xu Damao and Sha Zhu drinking together. Fang Chang's eyes turned and he had an idea.

Fang Chang looked at Sha Zhu and asked:

"Brother Zhuzi! Have you sent back Sister Yushui's food?"

Sha Zhu nodded:

"Send it back. The girl is eating at home by herself! Don't worry about it."

Fang Chang picked up the bottle:

"Brother Dongxu, brother Guangqi, brother Zhuzi, brother Jiecheng, brother Damao, they can drink their own drinks, we have to drink our own drinks. Tomorrow I will trouble you to run around, we will not go home until we are drunk."

After Fang Chang finished speaking, he poured wine for each of them.

We are all young people, no one wants to lose to anyone, and we welcome everyone who comes.

Fang Chang had prepared some alcohol sobering stuff for himself in advance, so he wasn't panicking at all.

After more than an hour, the six young men drank at least half a catty of liquor. Sha Zhu and Jia Dongxu were given special care by Fang Chang, and each of them drank about a catty.

In the end, Xu Damao and Yan Jiecheng drank until they fell under the table, and Sha Zhu also drank so much that he became friends with He Daqing. The drinking party was almost over here.

Fang Chang helped everyone back home, but when he was helping Jia Zhang, Fang Chang turned around and couldn't find Jia Zhang's home. In the end, Fang Chang had no choice but to help Jia Zhang to He Daqing's home.

After Fang Chang returned home, he patted his head with a look of annoyance:

"Don't drink so much in the future. Drinking too much will cause trouble!"

Fang Chang muttered something and fell asleep on the kang.

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