The joy of eating melons is unimaginable!

Ever since He Qing encountered those two crazy people who came to confess their love and were suspected of being fortune tellers——

No, to be exact, it should be those guys who deliberately made trouble.

Her subsequent fortune-telling experience was like opening Pandora's box.

A chain reaction, each one more improper than the last.

He doesn't look like a fortune teller, but more like something disgusting, a black fan or something like that.

Because no one comes here to tell fortunes seriously.

It's just like riding on the popularity.

Of course, as long as they don’t have bad intentions, He Qing doesn’t care. Who doesn’t like the heat?

If she had the chance to ride on the popularity and could actually get some of it, she would be happy about it.

After all, popularity, to some extent, represents a small amount of money.

However, she doesn't like those who want to ride on the popularity and make fun of others, or even those who make people disgusted.

Like this one, she was successfully disgusted.

This one is a handsome boy.

On the surface, there is no difference.

He seems like a shy big boy.

He was wearing a pair of black-framed glasses and looked a little uneasy.

He Qing thought she had finally met a normal person and felt much more relieved.

"Hello, what do you want to count?"

"I want to calculate ..."

He hesitated, as if there was something difficult to say.

And sure enough, indeed...

It's not that hard to say.

After listening to it, she wanted to curse.

“Master, I’m not here to calculate anything.

I just want to ask the master, how did you find such a handsome, tall and mighty man?

Do you have any secrets? Can you share some of your experience? Please!"

After saying that, he stood up, looked at He Qing pleadingly, and also looked at Ji Mingchen with starry eyes.

Ji Mingchen: ...Damn, I always feel offended!

He Qing: …

[Damn, Xiaoba, this little dog is coveting my man! ]

[Protect the male master, starting with Xiaoba and the master! ]

He Qing immediately moved her man from her side to behind her.

Although, she was 1.62 meters tall, there was no way she could cover up a 1.80 meter tall man completely.

The handsome boy seemed not to notice He Qing's actions and continued to request sincerely.

"Master, can you tell me something?"

“I’m sorry, I have no comment, chasing a man requires your own efforts.

Hmm, is this guy helping his older sister or younger sister to chase after boys?"

Although He Qing knew clearly that it was most likely the man in front of her, well, he wasn't really qualified to be called a man.

With his thin arms and legs, he looks like a good boy no matter how you look at him, but he is a gay.

Well, it doesn't seem weird at all. This guy is, without a doubt, a zero.

[It’s so annoying. I don’t discriminate against homosexuals at all.

But I really hate having homosexuality associated with myself. No, why do you have to ask me?

There are few handsome guys in this world, so you have to find a way yourself.

Just digest it internally, it's a matter of mutual consent, but why are you asking me?

I'm not a military strategist, and I don't have much experience in pursuing boys. The men who pursue me don't have much experience either!

This is the only relationship I have ever had. 】

He Qing was so mad.

She had said it so bluntly, but this man still thought she was hiding her incompetence.

Come on, does she really have nothing to hide?

That look, full of aggrievedness, I thought she was bullying someone!

"It's not the master, it's me."

[Okay, you are quite brave to admit it, indeed you are very brave, but, don’t look at me, man! ! ! !

My man is straight, a straight man, a steely straight man, no matter how handsome he is, he is still straight.

Look again, look again!

If you look at me again, I will gouge out your eyes! 】

He Qing stared at the boy in front of her fiercely and unhappily.

"I really have no experience. Please find someone else. Goodbye, next one."

He Qing asked the man to leave directly. She didn't want to see this man who coveted her man.

Ji Mingchen was originally being stared at with such disgusting eyes from time to time, and he felt very uncomfortable.

Well, my wife’s protection makes me happy!!!

As for the man, just ignore him.

If you are all gay, just look for someone who is gay, and don’t turn people with normal sexual orientation into gays.

Fortunately, the man did not insist and just got up and left.

Otherwise, He Qing was worried that she would do something bad.

You can tell fortunes, but please don't make fun of her and her husband! I don't even want to eat this boy's melon.

Afraid of being an eyesore.

This is not very harmful, but extremely insulting. Thanks for the invitation! She is ugly, so please refuse!

"We just captured a few monsters and subdued a few more demons. Why are there so many ghosts, goblins, and monsters..."

A familiar BGM sounded, which was very appropriate. He Qing felt that this song was necessary at this moment.

I took out a Bluetooth speaker that I got from somewhere, connected it, and even recharged my membership.

There is no way. Now there are many songs that cannot be listened to in their entirety without a membership. Damn it!

You can't get it for free.

It is better to share such good music with others than to enjoy it alone.

As soon as the music came out, He Qing was extremely happy. Her mood got worse quickly, and better even faster.

She was in a good mood again and greeted the next person.

"Please welcome the next guest."

That’s right, now in He Qing’s opinion, those who come up are not fortune tellers, but non-fixed guests who are there to create program effects for the program team and bring surprises or shocks.

So, as long as the guests are changed quickly, there will be no worries, only hahahaha…

And sure enough, as expected, this time, it was a black fan?

No, it should be said that...

Before He Qing could even open her mouth, she was caught off guard by the barrage of words that came her way!

"You call yourself a fortune teller, are you really that awesome? No, I don't believe it at all. Are you crazy about wanting to be famous? You can do anything.

I really don’t know who gave you the courage to do this, was it Fish Leong?

You are so good at calculating, but did you expect to get into trouble today? I will sit here today and not leave, just to see how good you are at calculating?"

"Hey, you are just looking for trouble, right? I said you cursed, but you didn't use a single dirty word.

I didn't curse anyone, but the tone was so aggressive! As if God is the boss and you are the second.

Judging from his age, he is not young anymore. Is he still in his middle school years?

You're not still watching cartoons every day, are you? "

He Qing looked at the other person suspiciously.

Well, this, she really wasn't angry, just a little confused.

After talking for so long, it seems that I didn't make her angry, but it just made her a little annoyed.

After He Qing finished speaking, her eyes suddenly lit up.

"This... uncle? Are you a proxies? Or did you know that I wanted to have a quarrel with someone, so you offered yourself up and sacrificed yourself for others?

If that's true, that would be great, thank you, thank you, thank you.

You've been so selfless, so I can't be unkind. How about we just argue over a few cents, cash or bank transfer?

Forget it, I might as well scan the QR code to transfer the money. I don’t have any cash on me.

Or if you don’t want the fifty cents, I can buy you a lollipop.

At only fifty cents a piece, you won’t suffer any loss or be cheated. It is truly value for money!

If you don't like candy, let me think about it, there are 50 cents of stinky dried tofu or beef tendon, windmills or bubble gum.

Buy some bubble gum. Fifty cents will get you two pieces of bubble gum. No, no, bubble gum is an industrial product. You can't eat too much of it. The less you can eat, the better.

How about spicy strips? I don’t know if you can eat spicy food. If you can, I’ll buy you some spicy strips.

There are so many choices of spicy strips.

However, the funds are limited. Although it feels like a lot, there is actually not much. Otherwise, I can add another fifty cents to make it one dollar. One dollar can buy more things.

In fact, the range of choices is still very small, after all, snacks are really expensive nowadays.

But it's a bit edible, so it's a bit expensive.

Or you can buy a bottle of water. You just spoke such a long speech, so your mouth must be dry, right?

It's okay if you don't have a dry mouth. If you don't want to drink it, I don't mind helping you drink it.

It's just a small bottle of water, I can finish it all in one breath!"

The troublemaker: ...

Audience: ...

Director Wang and others who are used to it: Stay calm, it’s all basic.

You, you, you, I'm talking about you!

Yes, that's the tall guy wearing the hat.

Close your mouth and don't open it so wide, or dust will get into your mouth.

The moment Director Wang and the tall boy looked at each other, a tacit understanding was inexplicably created between them.

He Qing still wants to continue to perform.

This was a rare opportunity for her to keep chattering, and even if her voice became hoarse, she couldn't let it go easily.

"By the way, sir, you haven't said what you're going to choose yet?"

In full view of the crowd, countless pairs of eyes were staring at this man, waiting for his answer.

Yes, speak up!

Under the tremendous pressure, the man finally reacted. However, he did not answer He Qing's question first, but...

Pull your legs and run.

"Woo woo, mom, help me, I'm encountering a chatterbox!"

Well, a good man's defense was broken just like that.

Erkang was left waving his hands.

"Don't go away~"

He Qing's face was full of sadness. This opportunity was gone in a flash. She was so sad and upset.

[No, we haven't had a fight yet. Why are you leaving?]

Everyone present showed shocked expressions.

What did they hear?

[Wow, what a rare opportunity, is there anyone who can come up and chat with me~]

Hearing it again, they were not mistaken, it was true.

However, they could no longer continue to be shocked. The onlookers retreated one after another. Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!

Thank you for the invitation! Thank you for the invitation! Thank you very much! Goodbye!