The joy of eating melons is unimaginable!

[Xiao Ba, please change it. This famous scene of a warm-hearted old father taking care of his child is not suitable for married women like us without children. Thanks for the invitation. See you later! ]

[Okay, Master, let's go to the next one. This one is absolutely wonderful, a tearing melon! ]

[Wow~ This is good, please give it to me quickly, I can’t wait. ]

At this moment, the vicious Empress Dowager Cixi took over.

[Master, your tone...]

[Oh, don't worry about that. I just watched too much of the Godly Chef Xiao Fugui, and that disgusting Taihou Queen was possessed by her.

That shrill voice, if she wasn't really a woman, I would have thought she was a eunuch.

However, the little eunuch who has the best relationship with Xiao Fugui and actually uses him has a better voice than the empress dowager, but I don't know who dubbed his voice.

I don’t know what the ending of Xiao Fugui is because I haven’t finished watching it.

This is the most annoying thing about cartoons, just like those TV dramas that are halfway through without an ending.

It's just to keep people on suspense. It's so annoying!!!】

【Master, the tearing melon will be broadcast to you immediately. 】

【Oh, yes, hurry up and tell me. 】

He Qing's attention was diverted every minute.

Very smooth, there is no sense of disobedience in the turn.

At least He Qing didn't feel it was awkward.

[This melon is very close to us, would you like to watch the live broadcast? ]

[Emm...will their quarrel spread to our side? ]

[Well, judging from the current trend, it is likely that it will happen. Will the owner move to the scene to eat melons? ]

[That’s fine, I won’t go! The other party has already come here to fight, why bother to make a trip!

What a waste of time and expression, Xiaoba, just broadcast it.

By the way, remember to get a high-definition camera, otherwise the image quality will be too poor. 】

After He Qing finished speaking about her request, she stood up slightly and then collapsed again. It was really comfortable to lie down, it was so comfortable to the extreme!

[Okay, I will broadcast it to you right away. ]

Three seconds later, a wide-angle light screen appeared in front of everyone, showing the fiercest stage of the fierce battle.

At the same time, it is also thoughtfully accompanied by narration commentary of the missed parts. Of course, this is naturally Xiao Ba's youthful voice.

[Master, the two sides currently engaged in a fierce battle are male contestant number one and male contestant number two.

Next to them, female guest number one and female guest number two were pulling each other's hair, grabbing clothes, and twisting their flesh.

Female guest number one and male guest number two are a couple, and female guest number two and male guest number one are a couple.

Both parties are good friends and made an appointment to pick strawberries together in a strawberry garden. They were picking strawberries seriously, but at some point, male contestant number two and female guest number one disappeared.

When I went to look for them, I found two people rolling together in an empty corner.

Male contestant number one and female guest number two, who were caught cheating, started fighting right away.

The men were grabbing the men, and the women were grabbing the women, and they were fighting each other.

Now the male contestant No. 1 is beating up the male contestant No. 2. The male contestant No. 2 has no power to resist or fight back. He is beaten black and blue, and he is getting mad, planning to use some dirty tricks. 】

And the light screen confirmed Xiao Ba's explanation, as Man No. 2's hand was reaching towards Man No. 1's crotch.

Just when a monkey was about to steal the peaches, a surprise attack!

Man No. 1 was no pushover either. He noticed Man No. 2's little trick and retaliated by kicking him in the crotch. Man No. 2 covered his face and rolled over in pain.

Man number one looked down at man number two and gave him the middle finger.

Despise him.

Despise despise despise

The scene turns to the fight between the two women.

The two women are evenly matched. You slap me and I slap you.

As for who suffers the most, it depends on who moves slower.

He kept reporting the other person's embarrassing moments.

“Okay, I trusted you so much, and here you are messing with my man.

You bitch! Can't you live without a man?

If you want to have sex with a man so badly, I have plenty of resources. I will find you a bunch of them so you can enjoy them to your heart's content!"

"Yo yo yo, what qualifications do you have to say that to me?

Some boyfriends are still raising fish, a big fish pond, and your boyfriend is just one of them.

Let's be nice to each other and don't say anything bad about anyone else. You look so noble and have such a strong moral bottom line.

In fact, you two don't even have a fart!"

"You have it, you have it very much, so you come to seduce my man, go to hell!"

"Why are you so excited? You can seduce her back. It's not like you haven't done this before to steal a sister's boyfriend. I'm just replicating your behavior.

This is unbearable. Weren't you very proud when you seduced Xiaohua's boyfriend? "

"Haha, you can seduce this kind of rubbish man away if you want, do I still need a man?

There are many men in the world, why am I angry because of you? It could be anyone, but not you! "

"Don't say that you value our friendship so much, it's just superficial, you understand me better than I do.

You are treated like a victim. I can see clearly what kind of person you are. "

"So this is why you hurt me?"

Man number one has come over.

"Then what am I? A tool for you to take revenge on your sisters?"

Man number one looked very sad and had a very hurt expression.

"Okay, stop pretending, do you think I don't know that you're hooking up with her?

I am only responding in kind.

We are all bad people!"

Female guest number one seemed to have given up hope and blurted out everything.

There were already many tourists watching the fun around, and they were enjoying the show very much.

I didn't expect that just coming here to pick strawberries would bring me such an unexpected harvest.

I had a free meal of the big melon, which was really fun! It was worth the trip.

Apart from the No. 2 man who was kicked in the vitals and was still lying there screaming in pain, the bombs released by the other three men were more explosive than the last!

"You...how did you know?"

Man No. 1, who had a hurt expression just now, was suddenly stuck. He felt that he had concealed it well.

“If you don’t want others to know, then don’t do it yourself.

Gao Yao, are you really that skilled in hiding your skills?

Don't forget, my 'good' sister is Aquaman!

I have witnessed quite a few things about the boyfriends she had and the fish she raised.

You want to fool me with your low level? I’m afraid you can’t even fool a ghost!

I don't mind her being a sea queen, after all, she is my good sister, she's just a little bit of a sea queen towards men.

Aren't there a lot of bad men? What if there are more bad women? I'm just watching the show.

But……"

Female guest number two turned to look at female guest number one and said, "But you should never, ever seduce Xiaohua's boyfriend away.

This is Xiaohua's first time having a boyfriend. No matter what, as a best friend, you can't do this, right?"

"Heh, Chen Yiran, what do you know?

Xiaohua’s boyfriend is such a scumbag.

Before I could even do anything, the man followed me happily.

What can I do? That bastard man won’t leave no matter how much I scold him. He is willing to be my licking dog.”

"Are you showing off?"

"Show off!

I just want to tell you that none of these men are good.

They are just coveting my money and beauty, you can't even seduce me.

Don't lower my status so low."

"As for Xiaohua, she can't even bear this little blow. There are so many setbacks in this society, each one more severe than the last. Can you help her for the rest of her life?

Don't vent your anger here for her, she won't appreciate it at all and will even laugh at you!!!"

"Impossible, Xiaohua is so innocent and kind, how could she do this?"

"Haha, impossible? I just don't want to pretend. Xiaohua's level is much higher than yours.

Only a silly child like you would still count the money after being sold, you fool~tsk tsk~"

The male and female guests No. 1 had a look of sympathy that said "you're so pitiful" on their faces, which completely made the female guest No. 2 furious.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible! Xiaohua would never do this to me!"

"How can it be impossible? She is just using you as a scapegoat. You are too naive."

"Ahhh! I don't believe it, you are all lying to me, I don't believe it, I don't believe it at all!"

Female guest number two is completely crazy.

He walked up to female guest number one and gave her a series of slaps in the face, and then he beat her boyfriend to death.

A Foshan shadowless kick, good, Man No. 1 successfully joined the queue of his “good brothers” howling in pain.

Then, he picked up a big rock and smashed it on his head. After hitting himself, he used his last bit of strength to hit female guest number one with a rock.

I wanted to give the two stinky men another stone, but I fainted instead.

The onlookers: ...This turn of events really shocked them.

To the point that there was no time to react and step forward to stop it.

The crowd watched in amazement as everything happened, and after a while they finally reacted, and suddenly chaos broke out.

Those who want to call 120 should call 120, and those who want to call the police should call the police.

He Qing and the others had the same reaction.