The joy of eating melons is unimaginable!

After agreeing on a travel plan for the short vacation, the noisy atmosphere at the scene finally stopped.

Of course, Director Wang was not unhappy. After all, he did yell quite loudly later.

He put the matter aside and coughed lightly.

"Okay, now let's play rock, paper, scissors. The winner will represent everyone to draw the location for today's event."

This simple and rough game of rock-paper-scissors ended with Tang Xueer's victory.

"Me? I won?"

Tang Xueer couldn't believe it.

[Oh my, we have to give the new young lady a sense of participation.

Hehe, I don’t know if it’s an illusion, but I always feel like everyone is letting the game go.

Is this the tacit understanding developed after spending three days together and eating melons together?

Ah, this is really, really great! 】

Tang Xueer: Actually, that’s not necessary, thank you.

Whether it was intentional or not, she won in the end. Tang Xueer rubbed her hands and took a deep breath.

"I'm ready, Director. Where do I draw the lottery?"

"Here."

Director Wang pointed to the lottery box on the table in front of Tang Xueer's left and spoke briefly.

Tang Xueer walked forward, reached in, and pulled out two paper balls.

Then he handed the paper ball to the staff, who then handed it to Director Wang.

"Okay, the lottery results are out. The two locations are Strawberry Farm and Handmade Ceramic DIY Shop.

There is a special car today, so I don’t have to take the bus or subway.”

[Haha, that’s great. I want to sit by the window, otherwise I will get carsick.

But why was Director Wang so kind to let me take the special car? No, I felt like there was something fishy going on.

Xiao Ba, check quickly, why is Director Wang suddenly so kind? 】

[Okay, Master, I will check for you right away.]

I found out, Master, it turns out that the strawberry farm is on the outskirts of the city, about 20 to 30 kilometers away from here, so...】

[Oh, I see. That’s what I was thinking.]

He Qing suddenly realized.

Director Wang was not embarrassed at all, and even generously explained the reason for taking the car.

"Since the distance of this trip is quite long, the program team decided to take a special car after comprehensive consideration.

Now please get in the car, we are going to the strawberry farm."

It takes an hour for the van to drive to the strawberry garden. The journey was very boring. He Qing was so bored that she kept holding her husband's hand and playing with it for a long time.

However, no matter how beautiful the hands are, it will become meaningless if you keep pinching them.

In the second half of the journey, He Qing started to eat gossips from people in cars that passed by their car along the way.

Now with Xiao Ba, He Qing no longer needs to search herself, and she doesn’t even need to know the other person’s name. She can tell whether there is any melon to eat just by looking at the other person’s appearance.

It’s true, there were quite a few cars passing by along the way.

What about the big trucks that transport goods, the fancy convertibles, the standard cars...

There are various colors, of course, the most common are white and black vehicles.

Many of the car windows were open, perhaps because it was stuffy in the car.

This also made it convenient for He Qing because she could see the other person's face clearly.

[Xiao Ba, come and see if they have any big melons to eat.]

[Master, it really exists. ]

[Come on, I'm really bored right now. My husband's hands are all patinated by me. ]

[It will be delivered immediately, please don't worry. 】

[The driver of the silver-white car that just passed by has a peculiar hobby.

He loves to smell his own stinky socks every night, the stinkier the better.

He thinks very smelly socks make him more manly, so he likes to wear thick socks in the hot summer.

This was done just to make his socks stink even more. 】

[No way, the weather is too hot, his feet are stuffy, are you sure there won't be any problems? ]

[So, he has severe athlete's foot, and the skin on his feet peels off very badly, dozens of times more than yours.]

[I admire you so much! I have tried every possible way to treat my mild athlete's foot, but it has not been completely cured.

This elder brother is so good that he hopes his athlete's foot will be more serious. 】

[Yes, master, he has athlete's foot and likes to pick his feet. Picking his feet is fine, but the key is that he doesn't wash his hands properly with antiseptic hand sanitizer after picking his feet.

Every time he finished picking his feet, he would go straight to his butt, which caused his butt to be infected with athlete's foot.

Now it is so serious that it affects his life, and therefore he goes to a big hospital for treatment. 】

He Qing: …

Ji Mingchen: ...

Director Wang:......

Qian Lei and his wife: ...

Mr. and Mrs. Wang Xin: …

Wang Dan and his wife: …

Mr. and Mrs. Zhao Hanxin: …

Tang Xueer: ...I want to vomit.

But I have to hold it in and communicate with other guests with my eyes: No, you guys usually eat such heavy and disgusting food.

Everyone: Not really, it happens occasionally. Most of the time, it should, maybe, probably... be quite normal.

Stay calm, stay calm, these are basic skills.

Tang Xueer said that she really couldn't stay calm.

Fortunately, she didn't eat much when she came in the morning, otherwise, she would have been afraid that all the food would have been in vain.

[By the way, aren’t there two women in his car? I didn’t expect that such a heavy-mouthed guy has a wife! ]

[That's not the case, Master. Those two women are his mistresses. One is fifty-eight, and the other is forty-eight. They are middle-aged beauties!]

[How old is the man? ]

He Qing always felt that something was wrong, and it must not be what she thought.

【The man is thirty-eight.】

[Haha, they like to play the role of sister-brother relationship. No, they are just lovers. So, where did they meet? ]

[It's the place you thought it was. 】

[Well, as we all know, whether a foot bath is a decent place or not depends on the people. Perhaps, there are not many decent people.]

[No, foot baths are all like this, aren’t there any young and pretty ladies?

He should eat something good, he doesn't look that ugly, why is it so heavy? 】

[It's not that he doesn't want to, but his strength doesn't allow it. Young and beautiful girls don't like him, and he doesn't like the kind of popular aesthetics. He just likes the sense of security that comes from the vicissitudes of life.]

[I don't understand and am shocked. Well, it's just my personal preference. I support it.]

[So these three people went to see the doctor together? ]

[Yes, because these two ladies also like to pick their feet, especially the man's feet, so they were also infected, and the infection was also very serious, so they thought of seeing a doctor. ]

[Okay, that’s enough for this melon. I don’t want to throw up everything I ate this morning.

Xiaoba, change one. 】

[Okay, Master, this one is even more explosive. ]

[How does it explode? Please tell me in detail.]

[The owner of this green convertible is a second-generation rich man whose biggest dream in life is to pick up all the girls in the world. ]

[Uh... Doesn't he even let go of the ugly ones? ]

[Yes, among the 10,088 girls he had dated, 128 of them had very strange looks, which could be called a human miracle.]

[Are there any pictures? Let me take a look.]

[These, and these, are all. JPG.]

He Qing: I’m sorry, she is really ugly.

She really couldn't imagine what kind of person could give birth to such an explosive look. This kind of person is rare.

[I'm very curious, how did he gather all these people together? And, can he really do it? ]

[No! No! No! Not only did he eat it, he also enjoyed it very much.]

Men present: They felt ashamed to have such a homosexual in the group of men.

It really makes me sick.

The women present looked at their husbands and asked with their eyes: What kind of mentality is this?

Those who don’t have husbands just look at other men.

Male compatriots present: I’m sorry, they can’t understand it either.

That’s right, the ugly picture that He Qing saw appeared very clearly in the minds of everyone present.

This is the first time I hate HD pictures so much, it's a critical hit.

It's not their fault that they are ugly, but it's not good if they scare people.

[No, he has a fetish for ugliness?]

That’s not right, you said it yourself, only a small part of them are ugly and unique…

Most of them have normal looks. 】

[Yes, master, in fact, he has intermittent aesthetic cognitive disorder. There is a period of time when he thinks that ugly people are beautiful, and there is another period of time when he thinks that it is the normal aesthetic of the general public.

And the public has more time for normal aesthetic appreciation. 】

[No wonder, that's why.

I have to admit, this guy is really awesome. Could it be that he started picking up girls in elementary school?

Otherwise, I really can't imagine how he made more than 10,000 of them. 】

[It's not difficult to understand, Master. He changes it very frequently. The longest time is one month, and the shortest time is five minutes. If you calculate it this way, it's actually very normal.

Moreover, he only started picking up girls when he was fifteen. Before that, he was concentrating on studying hard, but suddenly he seemed to have become a different person. 】

[Hmm? Could it be that he was possessed by someone else? ]

Having read too many novels about cultivating immortals, she could only think of this outrageous reason.

[No, because when he was fifteen, the disease hidden in his genes broke out.

His parents tried everything, but nothing worked, and he would hurt himself if he didn't pick up girls.

So, his parents had no choice but to let him be.

And the girls he dated were all willing, none of them were forced. 】

[Oh, so that's it. That doesn't matter.]

[Not only that, because he is very generous. His family runs a company and the money he earns is enough to last for dozens of lifetimes. As long as it does not threaten his life, his parents will let it go.

It's just a small expense, it's just a drop in the bucket for them.

As long as their son is alive. 】

[So his illness really won't get better? ]

[It will be fine, provided he meets the woman he deeply loves. Well, it's just like the novels you read, where the hero is sick, but only the heroine has medicine that can cure him.]

[Oh my god, I thought it was just a novel.

I didn’t expect that there is such a thing in reality! 】

He Qing is simply amazing. Reality is reality and fiction is fiction, so...

Emm...it's hard to comment.

[I doubt whether he can really find the so-called true love? He has had so many girlfriends. To fall in love with his so-called true love, one must be a love-brained person!

No normal person would choose such a promiscuous person, unless they are really rich.

Well, this person is a genuine second-generation rich man and is indeed very rich.

Damn it, why can't there be another rich person like me in this world? Crying and biting a handkerchiefJPG.

In short, he is fickle and willing to spend money, especially the bulk of it on girls. Otherwise, it is hard to imagine what kind of person would be willing to spend it! 】

[No, Master, the playboy you mentioned has a lot of girls jumping on him, right? ]

[Emm... Well, it's indeed a lot. I'm so sure of it.

But most of them have something to gain, either money or sex. 】

After all, emotional value and money must be the same. There may be some people who don’t seek anything, but they are really not many.

[Oh, so you look like the master? The master also wants the master to look good. ]

【Shut up! 】

[No, Xiaoba hasn’t finished yet.]

In fact, the master doesn't need to be jealous, because he is also very rich now.

The male owner and his parents gave the male owner a lot of small change to spend. 】

【Okay, sorry, I forgot I married a rich man.】

He Qing said that she didn't remember. Humph, no matter how she was asked, the answer would be that she didn't remember.

[Oh, that's right, the male owner is so down-to-earth, not like a domineering president at all. ]

[Yeah, yeah, hey, I was thinking of playing role-playing games with my husband after we get married, all kinds of pretzels!

And I have already thought of a scene, I plan to play it with my mother! 】

Ji Mingchen was curious, what was his wife going to do?

[Master, Master, please tell me, can you? Xiaoba wants to hear it.]

[Oh, it’s okay to tell you, it’s a classic scene in a domineering president novel, right? ]

[Well, is it a sadomasochistic love story that involves digging out one’s heart, kidneys, and liver?

Still a sweet love wall-dong: The bass-speaking boss whispers in the ear, "Woman, you are making fire", "Woman, you lit the fire yourself, don't think about running away!"

"Woman, if you dare to run around again, I'll break your legs!"

Or a more yandere approach, imprisoning Prey? 】

[No! No! None of them! Xiaoba, just tell me, how many novels have you secretly read behind my back? ]

[Hehe, Master, it’s not many, maybe tens of thousands of books. But, there are too many of the same old things. I’m tired of reading them and don’t want to read them anymore.

However, I want to watch it again after a while. Master, you humans have such big imaginations.

It's a bit melodramatic and cliché, but it's really addictive~]

[Of course, otherwise how can it be called online literature? Nowadays, people who read and listen to novels, from young to old, are everywhere.]

He Qing is quite proud and proud.

[No, why are we off topic again?

Let’s continue talking about the rich second generation guy just now. So, has he found his true love?

Is he going to set a new record soon? 】

He Qing, who was feeling proud, felt something was wrong and quickly adjusted herself to get back to the topic.

Force yourself back on track.

[Oh, the one sitting in the passenger seat is his new love, and also his true love.]

[Okay, I found it for him. I'm curious, where did you find it?

Which woman is so blind? 】

[Oh, master, I told you, I am not a scumbag, I just want to give every girl in the world a home.

And he didn't have his feet on multiple boats at the same time, let alone raise fish, it was just a little seamless. 】

[I am speechless. If he didn't raise fish, how could there be a seamless connection? ]

[Oh, didn’t I just say that he has a lot of money and can hit anyone with one strike?

For all his ex-girlfriends, even if it was only for five minutes, he would give that girl at least five thousand yuan.

The longer the relationship, the more breakup fee you will get. 】

[No, just five minutes, and you made five thousand?

Where did this sucker come from? Why didn’t I get to encounter such a good thing?

I can sacrifice my husband and lend him to me for five minutes. Just transfer five thousand to me. 】

Ji Mingchen who was accidentally injured: ...There is no love anymore, his wife actually wants him to be with another man.

Even if it's only for five minutes.

[Master, are you really willing to give it up? ]

[Okay, I can't bear to do that. My husband is mine. No matter if you are a man or a woman, you are not allowed to take advantage of him!

Besides myself! There are my parents, his parents, and my brothers and sisters. 】

Ji Mingchen: My heart is blossoming~

He knew that his wife still loved him the most.

【Oh, that’s great. 】

[Xiao Ba, you haven't told me where his soulmate came from? Who is this love-brained idiot?]

[Master, it’s a long story.]

【Let me make it short. 】

[Okay, I'll tell you then.]

【Say it. 】

[Oh, it was a dark and windy night, the rich second generation was in a bad mood, and he drank with his brothers in the bar for several hours...]

"Welcome to the Jixiang Ruyi Strawberry Picking Practice Base, guests who have come from afar..."

A broadcast interrupted their enjoyment of melons.

I had only heard half of their story when it got to the exciting part. What a pity.

But there is no way.

They have arrived at the strawberry picking base.

[Okay, Xiaoba, keep this melon for now and continue after our event is over. ]

[Okay, Master~]