The joy of eating melons is unimaginable!

Chapter 27: Deep Confession of Love

I saw that the card was full of cheesy love words. He Qing was sure that these were the cheesy love words that could be found on the Internet. All that could be found must have been collected here!

[Oh my god, how can I say this? I really don’t have such a thick skin. This, this, this, this cheesy love talk is so hard to say. ]

He Qing seldom said sweet words. Even to Ji Mingchen, she would just keep saying simple and plain words like "My husband is so good! My husband is so great!"

To be honest, she has seen a lot of cheesy love words, but she has never said them, let alone said them.

But Wang Dao and others were still adding fuel to the fire.

"Teacher He Qing, it's okay if you don't want to say it.

You need to accept the punishment, pick blindly from the penalty box, whatever you choose is the punishment, and the punishment content is these. "

As he spoke, a staff member brought up a cardboard box with various punishments listed outside.

He Qing took a closer look. Wow, it was even more embarrassing than cheesy love talk...

Things like kissing for five minutes, lying on the man's back, and doing ten push-ups while being carried by the man.

There's also something like sitting on a yoga mat, with your feet against each other, holding hands, and doing 30 kissing sit-ups.

All in all, the various little interactions, no matter how embarrassing, focus on a real couple, showing their affection and being as embarrassing as possible.

Shameless is best.

If it was in private, He Qing would not have refused, but there were so many people here, and it was a live broadcast. Although she was thick-skinned, she was not thick-skinned to this extent.

She, she, she...it's even more impossible for her to do it.

In comparison, it's still a rustic love talk...

He Qing suddenly became depressed.

"Okay, let's just keep it as cheesy love talk."

He suddenly made up his mind, took the card, looked at Ji Mingchen seriously, and began to recite some cheesy love words one by one.

"Hubby, can you please be more careful when you walk next time?"

--"What's wrong?"

Ji Mingchen responded with a smile.

"Because it hits my heart."

"Hubby, you are so perfect, but you have one flaw."

——"What are the shortcomings?"

"I'm shortcoming."

Husband, do you know what my shortcomings are?

——"What is it?"

"You are shortcoming."

"Honey, I must have eaten too much salt."

--"ah?"

"Otherwise, why would I always be so idle thinking about you~"

"Honey, I have a superpower."

——"What superpower?"

"I like you very much."

"Hubby, liking you is a very troublesome thing. But I just like to cause trouble."

"Honey, have you gained weight again recently?"

——"No, why do you say that?"

"Then why is it getting heavier and heavier in my heart? It's so heavy that I can hardly bear it!"

"Honey, do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes."

"Honey, guess where I sit?"

——"Capricorn?"

"Yes, but at the same time I am also tailor-made for my husband."

"Hubby, I want to buy a piece of land."

——"What place?"

"Your heart is dead."

"Hubby, where do you think my heart is?"

--"left."

"No, it's on your side."

"Honey, if you were instant noodles, what would you taste like?"

——"Braised beef?"

"Then can I pick you up?"

"Of course, I've already got it!"

In the beginning, it was just a tacit question and answer between husband and wife, but as a result, the more they talked, the more fluent they became, and the more excited they became.

There was no need to be unable to express it as at the beginning. The natural and sincere expression of He Qing's feelings made the onlookers feel that they didn't need to eat dinner because they were really full!

The couple's love words did not stop. Although the love words were earthy, they were full of true feelings and seemed so sincere...

"Honey, do you know why I caught a cold?"

——"Because you caught a cold?"

"No, because I have absolutely no resistance to my husband."

"Husband, why do you want to hurt me?"

——"What harm do you do?"

"It makes me like you so much!"

"Honey, what time is it now?"

——"It's ten o'clock."

"No, it's the starting point of my happiness."

"Honey, the one in the amusement park that you can ride on and has music is called a spinning thing?"

——"Trojan horse."

"mua~mua~(??w??)?? (?°3°)-?"

(づ ̄ 3 ̄)づ

As he said that, he actually kissed her several times.

Ji Mingchen couldn't suppress the smile at all!

"Honey, let's play statue. One, two, three, don't move! Oops, I lose!"

--"Why?"

"Because my heart is moved~"

He hugged Ji Mingchen's arm and smiled happily.

"Hubby, do you know the difference between you and the stars?"

——"What's the difference?"

"The stars are in the sky, but you, my husband, are in my heart~"

"Honey, look, this is the back of my foot, this is the back of my hand, and you are my baby~ Muahmuah~"

As he spoke, he matched his movements, lifted his feet, stretched out his hands, and finally gave a big wink~

"Honey, do you smell anything?"

——"What's that smell?"

"Sweetness, come here and smell it, it's all sweetness."

"Honey, you must be tired, right?"

--"Um?"

"Because you've been on my mind all day, husband~"

"Hubby, Karen Mok's cloudy days, Stefanie Sun's rainy days, Jay Chou's sunny days, none of them can compare to every day we are together."

"Honey, can you help me check my eyes? It looks like there's sand in them. Can you blow it out?"

——"Hoohoo, are you okay?"

"There's still something else, husband, please blow it again."

——"Is it okay now?"

"Okay, but husband, did you see anything in my eyes?"

——"There's my reflection?"

"Yes~ My eyes are full of my husband~"

Ji Mingchen really thought that there was sand in his wife's eyes. He was so nervous that after blowing for a long time, the result was this!

I smiled helplessly, fortunately, nothing really happened.

"Honey, can you smile?"

--"Why?"

"Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."

"Honey, I feel dizzy when I see you lately."

--"Why?"

"Because love makes people dizzy!"

"Hubby, please watch your mouth."

--"What's wrong"

"Because...I'll kiss it anytime! mua(??w??)??"

With a sly smile, the kissing offensive begins again!

"Hubby, I calculated with my fingers, you are missing me in the five elements. I am a charming woman, and you are charming, husband."

"Honey, I think you look like a relative of mine."

--"who?"

"My parents' son-in-law."

"Honey, I love you, how do you say it backwards?"

——"Do you love me?"

"Love, love very much~"

"Husband, Confucius, Mencius, Laozi, do you know which one you are most suitable to be?"

--"have no idea."

"Your wife is such a stupid husband, hehe (?˙︶˙?)"

"Hubby, do you know what you look like now?"

——"Like what?"

"Like Earth."

--"Why? "

"Because you, my husband, are extremely attractive to me!"

"Hubby, I'm so fat, why do you still like me so much?"

——"Because... when you were thin, you entered my heart, but when you were fat, you got stuck and couldn't get out."

Finally it was Ji Mingchen's turn to fight back. He Qing's face became redder than the reddest apple.

"Honey, I like a little brother."

——"Oh? Who is it? Is he handsome?"

“Very handsome, super handsome!”

He Qing nodded without hesitation.

——"Who is that? Is it me?"

"Yes, it's my husband. Um, my husband, you are too narcissistic ~ Hahaha~~"

"Hubby, I suspect you are a carbonated drink."

--"Why?"

"Because when I meet you, I burst into bubbles of joy."

"Hubby, you'll never see me lonely."

--"Why?"

"Because I am the loneliest when my husband is not with me."

"Honey, I can't seem to find my way."

——"Where are you going?"

"How do I get to your heart?"

"Hubby, what's in the eyes of a lover?"

——"Xi Shi?"

"No, it's you who appears."

"Honey, can you carry me on your back?

——"Why should I carry it on my back?"

"Because we are each other's lifelong friends."

"Honey, I'm sure of success."

"why?"

"One less kiss from you."

"Hubby, why are you such a homebody?"

--"No."

"Yes, you have never moved in my heart."

"Honey, do you know what the happiest number is?"

——“What’s the number?”

"Five."

--"Why?"

"Try to show me five"

Ji Mingchen made a five, and He Qing reached out her hand, and they clasped their fingers together.

"Honey, I've been looking for a store lately."

——"What store?"

"Your call."

"Honey, what's your blood type?"

——“Type A.”

"No, she's my ideal type."

"Honey, do you know what kind of wine I like best?"

——"What kind of wine?"

"And your forever."

"Hubby, let me show you a magic trick."

--"good."

"Hey, I'm done."

--"What?"

"I like you even more."

"Honey, why hasn't the food I ordered arrived yet?"

——"What is it?"

“Our future.”

He Qing wanted to continue, but unfortunately, Director Wang couldn't stand it anymore. He didn't want to continue eating this dog food anymore. He was choking.

"That's enough, Mr. He, Mr. Ji, for your sincere confession, you have successfully passed the level and will be rewarded with two little red flowers."

As she spoke, a female staff member handed over two roses. They were real flowers, not plastic.

"Please take good care of your flowers. This is a warm reminder. It will be very useful~

Now, please welcome the next speaker, Mr. Qian, Mr. Sun, please."

Director Wang looked at another amateur couple and waited for their sharing.

He Qing was very comfortable at this moment, because she had said everything, even the cheesy love words.

Wow, hahaha, there is nothing in this world that can embarrass her anymore.

[Haha, it’s my turn to eat other people’s melons, hehehe~

La la la, la la la, I am an expert in eating melons. I eat melons whether it is sunny or rainy. Eating more melons will keep you healthy. Nothing in the world is not worth it. It just depends on how much melon you eat~~]

With excitement in mind, the melon seeds and peanuts are ready, and it’s time to start eating the melon!

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