The joy of eating melons is unimaginable!
Chapter 17: The Strong Watermelon Eater
Finally I finished vomiting and sat in the pavilion to take a good rest.
"Honey, I'll sit for a while. Let's go back. The show is still live. We have to have a spirit of contract. We have to do what we said."
He Qing was holding a bottle of spring water in her hand. She had just vomited, rinsed her mouth, and drank a lot of water.
After vomiting out everything in my stomach, I felt unhappy and had no energy at all.
"I'm hungry again."
He rubbed her plump belly. She had been with her boyfriend, who has now become her husband. She originally wanted her husband to supervise her in exercising to lose weight.
As a result, she didn't lose weight, but gained a few pounds instead. Fortunately, she didn't gain too much weight, otherwise, she would have cried.
"Oh, forget it, I won't eat anymore, I'd better lose some weight, otherwise, I'm afraid you, my husband, won't be able to hold me."
He Qing sighed.
"No need to lose weight, it's OK, plump and feels good."
Ji Mingchen was telling the truth, it was indeed so.
Whether it's the chubby face that's super easy to pinch or the flesh on the waist, it feels super good.
The best feeling part is the butt. Even his aunt likes to pat his wife's fleshy butt.
As for how he knew, he hadn't seen it with his own eyes. It belonged to him, but his aunt got there first. He was a little angry, but she was his aunt, her biological child.
There was no other way but to pull his wife to his side as soon as possible, away from his aunt.
Thinking of this, Ji Mingchen suddenly recalled the first time he slapped his wife's butt and felt great.
As for why he was spanked, it was just a little interest between the couple.
Well, to be exact, it should be, what should I do if my wife is too naughty?
Most likely it's a habit, just give it a beating and it will be fine.
As for where to hit, there were some rules to follow. In the end, He Qing's chubby buttocks were hit.
As for He Qing’s reaction after being beaten, it was naturally... she was thick-skinned enough to not blush for a long time.
He even made faces.
"It doesn't hurt at all, haha."
Ji Mingchen recalled the scene at that time and didn't know how to describe his wife's mischief.
"There's really no need to lose weight. My wife is just fine now."
Ji Mingchen was afraid that his wife was really going to lose weight. If she did, the benefits of the hand feeling would be reduced by half.
For my own benefit, I still advise my wife not to lose weight.
He also didn't understand why girls were always clamoring to lose weight, even his sister was the same.
What do you eat in a day? Buckwheat noodles, not only without any oil or water, but also a boiled egg cut in half and sprinkled with some chopped green onions, and that’s a meal.
He simply couldn't imagine eating like this; it would be torture.
It's not just his sister, but also his sister-in-law. The two girls love beauty so much that they even make appointments to jog together in order to wear beautiful clothes and have abs.
Fortunately, his wife did not join in. At that time, I was particularly grateful for his wife's laziness.
I don't like to move, so walking for five minutes after a meal is considered good.
Naturally, he would also take his wife for a walk every day without getting tired of it, and take a walk after dinner.
When we walked to the square, my wife was in a good mood and danced with the aunties and grandmas who were dancing square dance in the square to stretch her arms and legs.
"Well, husband, we should go back.
After all, the show is still being broadcast live, and since we have signed the contract, we should abide by the spirit of contract.
You just have to fulfill your responsibilities.”
"Okay, let's go, stand up, do you have the strength? If you don't have the strength, your husband will hold you."
"Well, never mind. Just hold me up, old man. I can walk on my own."
Chinese women are strong all their lives, and when it is time to be strong, they will never show weakness!!!
As for when to show weakness, He Qing thinks that now is not the right time.
Supported by Ji Mingchen, He Qing walked slowly and soon returned to the living room where the live broadcast was taking place.
The other guests and staff have all returned.
"Okay, now there are only two teachers left, Mr. Qian. Please start."
As soon as Director Wang finished speaking, Qian Lei looked at her husband Sun Gang and spoke first.
"I was very naughty when I was little. Girls from the same village didn't like to play with me because they thought their playing house was childish. I was carefree at that time.
I feel that playing with girls is too boring. It is more refreshing and exciting to play with the naughty boys in the village.
One time I went fishing with my friends, but we didn’t bring a net.
The boys went to the river to fish, and then someone found something on the river bank and started playing war with it.
The lump that was dug out was kneaded and hit against each other, and finally when they got home they were beaten up, and only then did they realize that it was a lump of fresh cow dung mixed with river sand.
In addition, everyone was having a great time and didn't look carefully. When they got home after the battle, they found that they all smelled bad, but they didn't take it seriously.
When I got home, my parents saw that I was so dirty and smelly that they realized that I was covered in cow dung...
I was also stained quite a bit.”
After saying this, Qian Lei felt a little embarrassed. She had never told her husband about such a naughty thing.
But the childhood back then was truly innocent and carefree, and she also missed it a little, missing the childish days that could never go back.
[Well, I've already imagined it. It's quite fun. When I was seven or eight years old, I played in the mud with my sister. There was a sand pit left over from when a house was being renovated.
The pit was smelling bad, but I was young at the time, so I didn't notice it. I rolled the mud into a ball and had a lot of fun playing with it. Finally, I covered it with a layer of sand and put it in the sun to dry. Now a freshly-made mud ball was ready.
Well, I was really happy at that time.
But later I found out that there was a lot of dog shit in that sand pit.
Many dogs in the village run into that pit to shit.
Not long ago, I took my husband back to the village to play, and when we passed by there, I could still see some dried piles of dog poop!
Oh~ I can’t think about it anymore. The more I think about it, the more disgusting I feel.
Why is it that the last few things are either dog shit, cow dung, or booger?
Is this a fight with shit? 】
Having just vomited, everyone couldn't help but twitch their lips.
The staff couldn't help but look at Director Wang: Director, let's end this segment! Although the melon is delicious, eating too much will only harm others and yourself!!!
Director Wang: “…” He also couldn’t help but twitch the corners of his mouth.
"Okay, Teacher Qian passed, what about Teacher Sun?"
“When I was eight years old, I led the boys in the village to blow up the pit toilet.”
Teacher Sun remained calm when he was called out.
Director Wang: “…” As expected, it is still related to shit.
Forget it, it's finally over.
“Okay, the warm-up is officially over.
Now let’s start our first session.
Teachers, please go to the vegetable market, obtain ingredients through your own efforts, and prepare a hearty lunch.
As the saying goes, if you want to capture a man or woman's heart, you must first capture his/her stomach. Teachers, please get in the car and set off to the nearest farmers' market. "
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